Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

With the amount of soylant he consumes, he would most likely turn into some soy based sludge, i doubt his calcium levels are all that great too.

I feel sorry for his body, its just an amalgamation of artificial sugars, synthetic vitamins and soy.

also looking more into the engredients, shit like vanillin is harvested from Beaver anal secretions, Gum arabic that is most likely causeing narcissa to fart a lot and be bound up, sucralose etc, consuming as much as narcissa does in substituting meals, man thats not good in the long run, and the fucker wanted to be sponsored, i doubt they want some known speedrunner trans dying while knowing this is all they consume, does anyone know if he actually went out to try get sponsorship by them anyway?

Honestly, he probably didn't try at all to get sponsered despite his claims about it due to it being too much work when whoring out on twitch generally gets more money in the short term. Could be worth looking into though

 

[Ms. Cegination]

does anyone know if he actually went out to try get sponsorship by them anyway?

I've heard they offered him a sponsorship but(thankfully for the soylent manufacturers) it was during one of his many meltdowns so he turned it down.

 

[Treesapsoda]

I've heard they offered him a sponsorship but(thankfully for the soylent manufacturers) it was during one of his many meltdowns so he turned it down.

Here it is. Warning: this is sad to watch.

 

[awoo]

With the amount of soylant he consumes, he would most likely turn into some soy based sludge, i doubt his calcium levels are all that great too.

I feel sorry for his body, its just an amalgamation of artificial sugars, synthetic vitamins and soy.

also looking more into the engredients, shit like vanillin is harvested from Beaver anal secretions, Gum arabic that is most likely causeing narcissa to fart a lot and be bound up, sucralose etc, consuming as much as narcissa does in substituting meals, man thats not good in the long run, and the fucker wanted to be sponsored, i doubt they want some known speedrunner trans dying while knowing this is all they consume, does anyone know if he actually went out to try get sponsorship by them anyway?

I'm pretty sure the large majority of vanilla is synthetically produced. Real vanilla is expensive.

I wonder why they even try because at this point Cosmo is perfectly content to keep biting the hand that tries to feed him, over and over and over again, like an abused dog. In drag. Not my best metaphor but you know what I mean.

The difference is that it's not the dog's fault

 

[Raging Capybara]

Semper fi Max, you're the hero we deserve.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

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Semper fi Max, you're the hero we deserve.

I thought John Numbers was the hero we deserved in the war against Cosmo

 

[AnOminous]

I'm pretty sure the large majority of vanilla is synthetically produced. Real vanilla is expensive.

What is it with troons and Soylent? Also for what they charge for that swill, they should be using pure Madagascar fucking vanilla instead of hamster shit and heavy metals.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

What is it with troons and Soylent? Also for what they charge for that swill, they should be using pure Madagascar fucking vanilla instead of hamster shit and heavy metals.

Well, they got to cut costs somehow to make a profit to satisfy the hordes of troons demanding their soylent fix

 

[Hiphopopotamus]

Here it is. Warning: this is sad to watch.

When soylent fucks you up so much they don't even want you.

Maybe he should've looked over what he wrote and realized he ruined his life with this shit.

 

[Treesapsoda]

When soylent fucks you up so much they don't even want you.

Maybe he should've looked over what he wrote and realized he ruined his life with this shit.

Tbf soylent seemed prepared to consider some kind of deal right up until "I'm a spoiled bitch who does as she pleases and I refuse to go back and play something I don't enjoy any more." That's disrespectful language for a business email. Narco still got a free month of soylent out of it.

Narco is probably regretting that decision now. This is from March:

"@soylent sponsor me I'm your biggest fan, I drink your stuff every day, coffiest is my lifeblood, I've spread your brand far and wide, I believe in your mission, I'm also a superstar gamer, don't forget the name—NARCISSA WRIGHT"​

 

[GhostButt]

Narco is probably regretting that decision now. This is from March:
"@soylent sponsor me I'm your biggest fan, I drink your stuff every day, coffiest is my lifeblood, I've spread your brand far and wide, I believe in your mission, I'm also a superstar gamer, don't forget the name—NARCISSA WRIGHT"

Holy fuck that reads like she doesn't even remember the first exchange at all

 

[RJ MacReady]

What is it with troons and Soylent? Also for what they charge for that swill, they should be using pure Madagascar fucking vanilla instead of hamster shit and heavy metals.

Troons are usually NEETs with no cooking skills, no interest in dieting, broken sleep schedules + medication that affects their hunger and a limited palate from growing up in some white bread suburb. Liquid meal replacements are easier for them to consume and digest over preparing a meal or buying frozen/fast food.

Soylent is also slickly marketed and branded to their demographic as a health food and can be delivered. It's the ne plus ultra of sustenance for lazy fucks.

 

[Super Collie]

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Speedrunning the infractions record, don't think it's a WR though.

If you've ever wanted proof of someone receiving preferential treatment look no further than this rap sheet. There's four counts of adult-related content on Narcissa's stream and that's just since January 1st. Two counts of straight up pornography and two "adult nudity" infractions. I've known streamers who've been nailed for far less than that. That's also not even taking into account the DMCA violation which is not an insignificant thing on Twitch (they have all sorts of automatic copyright "content ID" things that will mute VODs and cut out copyright content).

And then you have over a half-dozen violations of some nebulous "non-interactive content" sort of thing which I guess is pertaining to things like her leaving the camera on when she's asleep or whatever. But still, seven chances on that alone. Again, Twitch normally operates on a "three strikes" system and Narcissa was literally given almost five times the number of strikes.

Here it is. Warning: this is sad to watch.

I genuinely don't get how anyone would think a sponsorship solicitation like that would remotely work. It's one thing to whip out "star power" like she did, but if you're going to do that you can't just be like "I'm famous, do your own research why". Also jesus that language.

Charisma is the #1 thing that you need to sell when applying for a sponsorship, because you're going to become an "ambassador" or salesman of sorts for the brand. You don't have to be famous, you just have to be genuine and get people interested in the product regardless of what it is. I know a streamer whose average viewership is in the low to mid double digits and he finagled a sponsorship with a game publisher or something purely on personality alone. It's not hard.

edit: i cannot into spelling

 

[whatever I feel like]

Soylent is pee cut, ITS PEE CUT!!!!!!!

 

[AnOminous]

I genuinely don't get how anyone would think a sponsorship solicitation like that would remotely work. It's one thing to whip out "star power" like she did, but if you're going to do that you can't just be like "I'm famous, do your own research why". Also jesus that language.

If you look like a freakish ghoul with a porphyria rat face and on top of that are completely insane, the last thing you want is to encourage people to Google you when this is the shit they'll see:

 

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Semper fi Max, you're the hero we deserve.

Oh, just shut up and enjoy the free publicity, Cosmo. People lining up to see the freak show is the only way you're going to break 1K viewers anyway.

If you look like a freakish ghoul with a porphyria Mr. Greer and on top of that are completely insane, the last thing you want is to encourage people to Google you when this is the shit they'll see:

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I wanted to be extra sure if I got horror movie stills even if I searched in private mode so my web history doesn't throw off the results.

...Yeah... I can't see a sponsor feeling particularly confident in "Narcissa Wright" as a potential representative.

 

[awoo]

Troons are usually NEETs with no cooking skills, no interest in dieting, broken sleep schedules + medication that affects their hunger and a limited palate from growing up in some white bread suburb. Liquid meal replacements are easier for them to consume and digest over preparing a meal or buying frozen/fast food.

Soylent is also slickly marketed and branded to their demographic as a health food and can be delivered. It's the ne plus ultra of sustenance for lazy fucks.

I've eaten more frozen dinners than I'd like to admit, but at least it resembles real food. It's really not that hard to put something in the microwave for a few minutes and take it out. Soylent is really a step down.

 

[d12]

Troons are usually NEETs with no cooking skills, no interest in dieting, broken sleep schedules + medication that affects their hunger and a limited palate from growing up in some white bread suburb. Liquid meal replacements are easier for them to consume and digest over preparing a meal or buying frozen/fast food.

Soylent is also slickly marketed and branded to their demographic as a health food and can be delivered. It's the ne plus ultra of sustenance for lazy fucks.

I'm not sure about your whole generalization of troons, but I will note that both of the transsexuals I've met in my life so far were huge consumers of Soylent so you may be onto something. On a more pertinent note I'm surprised that Narcissa is still getting a decent amount of shekels on Patreon. I wonder why people are still throwing their dollars in this particular money pit? Is it like Spoony where old fans pay a pittance for past glories? Or maybe it is just enablers seeking to extend this modern-day freak show? Either way it's only extending the inevitable crash of this lolcow train imho.

 

[metroid_fetish]

Soylent is baby food for adults that should've killed themselves as teenagers.

 

[awoo]

I'm not sure about your whole generalization of troons, but I will note that both of the transsexuals I've met in my life so far were huge consumers of Soylent so you may be onto something. On a more pertinent note I'm surprised that Narcissa is still getting a decent amount of shekels on Patreon. I wonder why people are still throwing their dollars in this particular money pit? Is it like Spoony where old fans pay a pittance for past glories? Or maybe it is just enablers seeking to extend this modern-day freak show? Either way it's only extending the inevitable crash of this lolcow train imho.

From what I've seen from Patron followers, they are twitter asspatters and people who believe they're doing good for the world by supporting a trans person (never mind supporting trans people who are actually do meaningful work and are a good image for the community)