Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

[Rumpled Foreskin]

I feel bad for the guy, he looks completely broken in every picture. This is why kids should play outside

He did it to himself, why would you feel badly?

 

[Dr. Samuel Hayden]

Probably because it's bizarre to realize people will purposefully transform themselves into pale bony goblinkin while festering in their bed for a handful of weirdos to watch.

I personally find it more hilarious than sad, though.

 

[shalom_fellow_goyim]

He did it to himself, why would you feel badly?

Because I'm too empathetic for my own good

 

[Colloid]

Basically he ran a lot of one of the Castlevanias on N64, mostly cuz nobody runs that shit

The reason no one runs Castlevania 64 is because it's a shit game that has aged horribly. The camera alone is an absolute nightmare. Even when it came out it wasn't good since Mario 64 and OoT were already out, and had set the standard for good 3D games by then.

It really shows how desperate Cosmo is for attention if he's willing to replay this hot garbage over and over again.

 

[CIA Nigger]

The reason no one runs Castlevania 64 is because it's a shit game that has aged horribly. The camera alone is an absolute nightmare. Even when it came out it wasn't good since Mario 64 and OoT were already out, and had set the standard for good 3D games by then.

It really shows how desperate Cosmo is for attention if he's willing to replay this hot garbage over and over again.

Like I had mentioned in the CyberDemon thread, it's a tactic irrelevant speedrunners use to buff their record list. They want to say they speedran some game and set the #1 record for it, so they'll speedrun kids games and shit games nobody touches so they can point and say "See? I am the #1 speedrunner of Castlevania, I'm a speedrunning god!"

 

[QWXXP Surprise!]

Like I had mentioned in the CyberDemon thread, it's a tactic irrelevant speedrunners use to buff their record list. They want to say they speedran some game and set the #1 record for it, so they'll speedrun kids games and shit games nobody touches so they can point and say "See? I am the #1 speedrunner of Castlevania, I'm a speedrunning god!"

Superman 64 speedrun when????

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Superman 64 speedrun when????

when a appropriate game cartridge can be found. Narci needs money NOW NOW NOW!

 

[CIA Nigger]

Superman 64 speedrun when????

It's possible, there's only two results and the top score was from a tranny who did show up at AGDQ 2018.

 

[LoverofPi]

Superman 64 speedrun when????

There is a more active Superman 64 speedrunning community than CV64. Superman 64 is memorably and hilariously bad. CV64 is forgettable.

Though I suppose most runners are less interested in speed and more interested in the horrible

EDIT: Apparently cv 64 is having a minor resurgence, with a couple new records in the last few days. Fancy that.

 

[The Fatriarchy]

Like I had mentioned in the CyberDemon thread, it's a tactic irrelevant speedrunners use to buff their record list. They want to say they speedran some game and set the #1 record for it, so they'll speedrun kids games and shit games nobody touches so they can point and say "See? I am the #1 speedrunner of Castlevania, I'm a speedrunning god!"

Except most of the time this is done as a joke instead of seriously like Cosmo.

 

[yeahweknow]

Google is afraid of narcissa's power

the lighting reminds me of a picasso painting

are we in narcis blue period?

 

[whatever I feel like]

He did it to himself, why would you feel badly?

Well, John Numbers helped.

 

[Strundy]

Cosmo has confirmed on tonight's stream that he can pay for November's rent, but after that he's "on the way out" lol Merry Christmas

 

[Stygian Evil]

Cosmo has confirmed on tonight's stream that he can pay for November's rent, but after that he's "on the way out" lol Merry Christmas

he might be faking it to get more money. bad thing is that his "retarded" audience seems to be out of money: look at his patreon, ONLY +100 dollars after begging for days and having several meltdowns.

 

[CrunkLord420]

Narcissa's entitlement is unreal and is unable to imagine a future where everything is not provided for her. I wonder if Narcissa would change her perspective on working for money after spending some time in a homeless shelter and becoming an "invisible". A lot of homeless are so severely mentally ill that they have difficulty even pretending to be sane, I wonder how quickly Narcissa would straighten up in those environments.

I hope her parents don't just let her move back in with no conditions about changing her lifestyle. It would be disappointing if Narcissa just moved home as a tendie-demanding NEET until her parents die and leave her the house.

 

[Strundy]

Suddenly, Issac threatens suicide and people range from concerned, to freaked out, to trolling.

Cosmo gives up pretty quickly. Then he starts laughing and eating chips like a crazy person.

All of our suspicions about Cosmo being a fucking psychopath are confirmed.

Spoiler: Cool as a cucumber B)

Edit: also lol

 

[El Porko Fako]

the top score was from a tranny who did show up at AGDQ 2018.

Our top record holder ladies and gentleman.



Here is there twitter as well.

They actually have a pretty tame twitter tbh. Emily more commonly speedruns Jak2, and 50% of what they tweet is the times they get for runs in that game. The other 50% is showing the stuff they got in that insufferable Love Live card game.

 

[D.Va]

Did he put a lamp up his ass

 

[Archeopthryx]

Did he put a lamp up his ass

Wrong hole

 

[Guli]

Wrong hole

Gotta dilate somehow