Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

[DarkSoulsPhil]

You can't detransition if you never really transitioned in the first place. Derp.

Also, apologies for the unintentionally attention whoring. I'll work on it. If I bring myself up in this thread though it's only to compare my experiences vs cosmo's, to educate people on the difference between a real transition and a botched one. That's all.

All transitions are botched treatment for mental illness.

 

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He didn't quite realise it then but he actually fucked himself out of any sort of upswing in popularity from Smash months ago. His perma-ban from Twitch not only means that he can never stream there again, it means he can't be on anyone elses stream at all either. 95% of the Smash streaming community is on Twitch, and they all have to go out of their way to avoid him entirely because they'll get punished by Twitch if he appears on their stream. His little bitch fit Twitch-suicide stream essentially exiled him from that community before the game even launched.

Yep. It's just another addition to the mounting pile of evidence suggesting what is obvious to everyone except the man in question: Cosmo's great enemy is himself.

You can't detransition if you never really transitioned in the first place. Derp.

Also, apologies for the unintentionally attention whoring. I'll work on it. If I bring myself up in this thread though it's only to compare my experiences vs cosmo's, to educate people on the difference between a real transition and a botched one. That's all.

Good job, idiot.

 

[Luigi]

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He could run that category, it's not very popular at the moment. What's the WR on Any% or Low%? I think his route fits for both

 

[Cut my dick into pieces]

He could run that category, it's not very popular at the moment. What's the WR on Any% or Low%? I think his route fits for both

@Dogetective made this back during a GDQ, I think it's pretty fitting right here:

 

[Raging Capybara]

I would bang the any% no skip.

Saying that, who is she?

 

[PrincessHomura]

I would bang the any% no skip.

Saying that, who is she?

When this pic was posted previously in threads, I've asked about both her and 100% because they're the only ones I don't recognise, but nobody seemed to know.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Saying that, who is she

A man

 

[Cut my dick into pieces]

When this pic was posted previously in threads, I've asked about both her and 100% because they're the only ones I don't recognise, but nobody seemed to know.

It's AbominableAlien, who is the rarest of beasts in that they're a genuinely charismatic and entertaining streamer, which can't be said for anyone else on that list.

Their Twitter: https://twitter.com/abominablealien and their Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/abominable_alien

The 100% one I have no clue about though.

 

[Luigi]

@Dogetective made this back during a GDQ, I think it's pretty fitting right here:

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The advantage of doing a Low% is that running detroon category becomes way easier, I think Cosmo has a chance still, tho most of the GDQ could just cut their hairs and stop wearing drapes as dresses and they would also have a good chance at the WR.

100% appears to be Charlie Somik Chan

 

[GhostButt]

Am I the only one who thinks he was never likable, even before the trooning?

Any% bad ending is obviously glenn fricker after too many mai tais

45% is fred armisin in like 99% of portlandia skits

How do these people sleep at night knowing that they worked up the courage to come out publicly as trans just to walk around looking like an ugly man -but in a wig, like what the fuck these things don't even pass as a tranny nevermind as a woman

 

[Luigi]

How do these people sleep at night knowing that they worked up the courage to come out publicly as trans just to walk around looking like an ugly man -but in a wig, like what the fuck these things don't even pass as a tranny nevermind as a woman

It's easy to understand when you consider trooning as a mental disorder.

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

All of them think they look like 110%. Not exactly the most perceptive bunch of people.

 

[Treesapsoda]

He is streaming right now on Youtube and talking with the chat about masturbating and a bunch of other boring stuff.
Poor guy, this is what his life has come to. He spends so much time streaming, he could use it to fix his life.

I hopped on the farms and saw this. Damn, I thought, that is sad. Then I realized I was reading page one. This was over two years ago. 185 pages later and little has changed.

 

[Twinkie]

Nothing has changed, I wonder why????? lol people like this aren't fixable. That quote is adorably naive.

All that time Cosmo spends streaming could instead be used to improve his life!!!
...how exactly? Hours at the gym each day? Prayer? Volunteering at a soup kitchen? Working retail? Like come on.

 

[Five Star Man]

Nothing has changed, I wonder why????? lol people like this aren't fixable. That quote is adorably naive.

All that time Cosmo spends streaming could instead be used to improve his life!!!
...how exactly? Hours at the gym each day? Prayer? Volunteering at a soup kitchen? Working retail? Like come on.

I know you were being facetious but literally everything you listed would improve his life if practiced routinely. Getting in shape, performing community service or getting paid for work are all positive things and they all involve going outside and talking to real human beings.

 

[PrincessHomura]

I know you were being facetious but literally everything you listed would improve his life if practiced routinely. Getting in shape, performing community service or getting paid for work are all positive things and they all involve going outside and talking to real human beings.

Exactly, the reason Cosmo is a cow is not because nothing would fix him, it's because he refuses to put in any effort to fix anything.

 

[Twinkie]

That's the point lads

This is what makes so many cows, cows. Simple changes could have a big impact on their lives but they're unwilling or incapable of changing anything ever, except in some cases they get even worse.

 

[ThunderPlunder]

real human beings.
Troons

Pick one

 

[CrunkLord420]

What are the odds that Smash Ultimate comes out and Narcissa drops it within a month? Do you think Narcissa will actually play in online tournament? Will it be a BotW thing where he only wants to play by his own rules that no one else wants to participate in?

Spending months in "boredom purgatory" waiting for this game can't be great for expectations. You'd think that if you were actually serious about becoming competitive you'd be playing the earlier smash games while you waited. The situation reminds me of obsessing and posting about the latest unreleased game as a young teen, the hype and speculation was often more fun than the game itself.

 

[RJ MacReady]

What are the odds that Smash Ultimate comes out and Narcissa drops it within a month? Do you think Narcissa will actually play in online tournament? Will it be a BotW thing where he only wants to play by his own rules that no one else wants to participate in?

Spending months in "boredom purgatory" waiting for this game can't be great for expectations. You'd think that if you were actually serious about becoming competitive you'd be playing the earlier smash games while you waited. The situation reminds me of obsessing and posting about the latest unreleased game as a young teen, the hype and speculation was often more fun than the game itself.

I think if he's ever going to enjoy and succeed at the game it would be within the first month when most of the playerbase is new and unskilled. Once they're largely whittled down to skilled meta players it'll become a lot harder for him because he just wants instant gratification.