Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

Suicide when?

  • When he runs out of money.

    Votes: 2,399 58.4%
  • Never.

    Votes: 826 20.1%
  • >2 years

    Votes: 883 21.5%

  • Total voters
    4,107
One would have thought that Smash get's a proper streaming setup, but nope, Narcissa is still streaming with tons of white noise from the air conditioner / PC fans, drowning out the soundtrack. FFS Narco, get your shit together. You don't even have to leave the house or interact with people to give the game the presentation it deserves.
 
He's playing Smash on stream with no cam or mic, which long time viewers might remember was what initially caused his numbers to plummet and signaled the beginning of the end of his career. This time, however, he's doing it with no chat (not even Discord at the moment), and on a site with a fraction Twitch's user base.
 
He's playing Smash on stream with no cam or mic, which long time viewers might remember was what initially caused his numbers to plummet and signaled the beginning of the end of his career. This time, however, he's doing it with no chat (not even Discord at the moment), and on a site with a fraction Twitch's user base.

Sad part is that this is an improvement over Narcissa just staring at her monitor while the audience can't see what she's watching. The chat isn't very active anyways, barely anyone bothers to chat on the discord. And there are a LOT of people on the discord, that's weird.
 
He should just try heroine. He won't feel any pain with that shit. His brain is already shot, so it's not like he has to worry about that being affected.
I've seen Trainspotting enough times to know that's a patently bad idea.
 
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I tried out some more Smash Ultimate yesterday with some friends and it was really fun trying out all the new characters, even if I'm terrible at the game.
In a hypothetical world Narco got some Smash buddies together and had a fun chill Smash stream. They don't even have to be good, just basic twitch streamer ability (simple commentary) and friendly with each other. I would watch. But nope just playing alone in a room.
 
I've seen Trainspotting enough times to know that's a patently bad idea.

Actually being a junkie would at least require Cosmo to get out of the apartment to hustle for his next fix and force him to interact with others IRL. It might be one of the very rare situations where a dope habit and it’s requirements are an improvement.
 
Actually being a junkie would at least require Cosmo to get out of the apartment to hustle for his next fix and force him to interact with others IRL. It might be one of the very rare situations where a dope habit and it’s requirements are an improvement.

Cosmo with a heroin addiction would fulfill too many story arcs.

Leaving the house arc

Prostitution arc

Earning money arc.
 
I tried out some more Smash Ultimate yesterday with some friends and it was really fun trying out all the new characters, even if I'm terrible at the game.
In a hypothetical world Narco got some Smash buddies together and had a fun chill Smash stream. They don't even have to be good, just basic twitch streamer ability (simple commentary) and friendly with each other. I would watch. But nope just playing alone in a room.

This vampire thing prefers to stare blankly at a stream for hours a day, sucking down soylent, I don't think he has any buddies.
 
I checked in the other day and he was playing Smash, but he wasn't on screen, he wasn't talking, and chat was disabled. Just zero interaction with anyone watching. Unless he was voice chatting in his discord only. Can't speak to that.
 
There was no voice chatting going on. The only things that go on during the streams are taking shrooms, tweeting like he has never used Twitter before and pausing for anime and fish oil pills to not grind his wrists to dust too quickly.

It's been a few days and he usually barely reaches 10 viewers and gets 15 viewers on a good day. Yet his Discord has *hundreds* of members, so one has to ask what all these "fans" are doing? He is streaming for 12+ hours, so no matter where you live you should be able to watch at least parts of the stream live. Yet only the same few people do. Is everyone else just in the Discord for virtue signalling and medical advice about antidepressants and Red_Proletariat reporting on the latest UK politics?
 
There are actually fun streamers/discords out there, even if you're a pink-pilled fully-automated-luxury-communism-memeing transbian. I assume the last of the orbiters enjoy wallowing in the misery, and get off from feeling like they're "helping" someone (despite them contributing to the downward spiral).
 
The discord is shit. Im in it and its 1 (((lesbian))) having domestics in chat with her (ex) partners who (((she))) meets through the discord, 1 commie who thinks they would be the leader of the revolution, a bunch of drunks, a bunch of cucks and a few trans people who seem relatively normal but are too scared to speak out.

Its absolute garbage, I might leave just from how crap it is.
 
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