Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

Suicide when?

  • When he runs out of money.

    Votes: 2,399 58.4%
  • Never.

    Votes: 826 20.1%
  • >2 years

    Votes: 883 21.5%

  • Total voters
    4,107
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Currently getting destroyed in online smash. "Why am I losing? I don't understand." He asks this after months doing nothing whatsoever to prepare, no smash practice, no wrist exercises, no healthy eating, no exercise, no cooking or any chore that involves hand-eye coordination.
 
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Currently getting destroyed in online smash. "Why am I losing? I don't understand." He asks this after months doing nothing whatsoever to prepare, no smash practice, no wrist exercises, no healthy eating, no exercise, no cooking or any chore that involves hand-eye coordination.

Are there any kind of stats that show just how poorly he's doing?
 
It would be amazing if anyone here who actually watches this guy's streams could link us to a VOD or timestamp of him getting absolutely dumpstered in an online match. Just as a perfect conclusion to the "Smash will fix everything" story arc.
 
It would be amazing if anyone here who actually watches this guy's streams could link us to a VOD or timestamp of him getting absolutely dumpstered in an online match. Just as a perfect conclusion to the "Smash will fix everything" story arc.

Or put a montage of ass kickings to music for him to chimp out about.
 
Has anybody seen what his GSP is after the match? It's basically your ranking, the higher the number the better. I have a feeling he's somewhere like 750,000 which is hilariously bad
 
Who would dox themselves to some shitty Discord server? Or even bother with a fake number for that matter?

Does the server owner (Cosmo in this case) actually see the phone number, though? That sound sketchy. It seems more likely that your phone number would be stored by discord and no one else could see it.... right?
 
  • Optimistic
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I don't trust some closed source proprietary piece of shit to actually keep that shit secure.
Oh no definitely not, but at the very least I don't think they hand it out to anyone who runs a channel you join.
 
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