Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

[AlmightyMagichan]

Without those teeth how would he ward off attackers? He's clearly too limp wristed to use a firearm.

 

[AnOminous]

Without those teeth how would he ward off attackers? He's clearly too limp wristed to use a firearm.

His weird troon gut processes Soylent into a blinding venom that he can spit at enemies while emitting a piercing shriek.

 

[Ginger Nigger]

Would it really be that expensive to get those fucking teeth fixed? I swear to god he could disembowel a horse with nothing but his sheer bite.

dunno, how much does a shotgun and a few shells costs where he/she/that live?

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

You cant fix the teeth now. It needs to be done in the teen years. At this point it would be so painful and expensive with such a long recovery time its basically impossible

The trooning can be solved with a shotgun in the mouth though.

 

[ThunderPlunder]

The trooning can be solved with a shotgun in the mouth though.

Never gonna happen. They’re far too self-absorbed to ever suck start a 12 gauge. Honestly the khantent for them is drying up so far. I was really hoping for renewed spergery following this tourney. Sadly I’m to the point where Cosmo has withdrawn so far to the point that barring a full on psychological break, this well has run dry.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

Never gonna happen. They’re far too self-absorbed to ever suck start a 12 gauge. Honestly the khantent for them is drying up so far. I was really hoping for renewed spergery following this tourney. Sadly I’m to the point where Cosmo has withdrawn so far to the point that barring a full on psychological break, this well has run dry.

Maybe they can just suck a dick and the aids will get them

 

[Strundy]

Just went to check on Cosmo's stream and caught him right at the end of losing a match (literally the final blow) immediately followed by "alright good game I've had enough" and shuts the entire stream down in an instant.

 

[Kiislova]

Just went to check on Cosmo's stream and caught him right at the end of losing a match (literally the final blow) immediately followed by "alright good game I've had enough" and shuts the entire stream down in an instant.

Sooo... Back to self pitying and doing nothing to live past the point paypigs get bored?

 

[0 0]

Just went to check on Cosmo's stream and caught him right at the end of losing a match (literally the final blow) immediately followed by "alright good game I've had enough" and shuts the entire stream down in an instant.

That's a good approach to improving your game, just quitting the moment you play somebody better than you like a kid taking his baseball home after losing. After all, you learn better when you're having fun, and you can only ever have fun when the video game says you won.

 

[pwincess fwuffypants]

Is he still streaming at all? Last few weeks since Ralph took over stream.me I haven't seen him curled up in his corner doing nothing. Is he finally going outside to do things?

 

[Kurosen]

Saw a tweet from him where he was asking larger smash streamers for a First to 10 or something. It started making me wonder why he hell does he bother? He's on a streaming site that hardly anyone knows about, he doesn't draw that many viewers, and even when he has viewers, chat is constantly disabled so he can't interact in any meaningful way. Surely he must realize at this point he will not regain any of what made him on Twitch.

And even if he get's good at the game, he's not going to pony up money to go outside and play in public anyways. (at an actual tournament)

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Cosmo will at least have to leave the dark cave for Christmas, right? Go to his parents house. Since he references moving home if paypigs don’t pony up I’m assuming he’s still on good terms with them.

Though the idea of him showing up on Christmas morning in pigtails and dress has to inspire dread.

 

[rabo]

Awkward Christmas dinner incoming.

"So C--Er, Narcissa what have you been up to."
"I need security and I just want to cuddle."

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

Awkward Christmas dinner incoming.

"So C--Er, Narcissa what have you been up to."
"I need security and I just want to cuddle."

Also I took some darkweb shrooms again and am tripping balls. Please, do not even try and be drugphobic.

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

Awkward Christmas dinner incoming.

"So C--Er, Narcissa what have you been up to."
"I need security and I just want to cuddle."

Nah. Per r/samandtolki she is having an even more depressing christmas. She got a new youtube account to bypass her ban, and is using it for smash streaming. Samandtolki thread.

and now, an image from (I guess) the ongoing stream, also posted on r/samandtolki

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

"You've got us"

 

[Incredible Crisis]

Narcy would have showed up to the family home and immediately commandeered the family room TV to grind for GSP, ignoring Grandma asking about the strange woman she doesn't recognize.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Narcy would have showed up to the family home and immediately commandeered the family room TV to grind for GSP, ignoring Grandma asking about the strange woman she doesn't recognize.

Imagine the conversation

Grandma: who are you and what happened to my grandson Cosmo?

Narcissa Cosmo: Cosmo's dead. I killed him. I'm narcissa, your grand daughter

Grandma: that's nice dear *internally*: I need to call 911 soon

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

"What is wrong with you Grandma, it's 2018 and you don't know about dead naming? And turn off that Rudolph movie it promotes bullying and heteronormativity. God why does no one love me!?"

 

[yeahweknow]

"grandma i love your outfit, where did you get it?"