Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

Suicide when?

  • When he runs out of money.

    Votes: 2,399 58.4%
  • Never.

    Votes: 826 20.1%
  • >2 years

    Votes: 883 21.5%

  • Total voters
    4,107
The trooning can be solved with a shotgun in the mouth though.

Never gonna happen. They’re far too self-absorbed to ever suck start a 12 gauge. Honestly the khantent for them is drying up so far. I was really hoping for renewed spergery following this tourney. Sadly I’m to the point where Cosmo has withdrawn so far to the point that barring a full on psychological break, this well has run dry.

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Never gonna happen. They’re far too self-absorbed to ever suck start a 12 gauge. Honestly the khantent for them is drying up so far. I was really hoping for renewed spergery following this tourney. Sadly I’m to the point where Cosmo has withdrawn so far to the point that barring a full on psychological break, this well has run dry.

(:_((:_((:_(
Maybe they can just suck a dick and the aids will get them
 
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Just went to check on Cosmo's stream and caught him right at the end of losing a match (literally the final blow) immediately followed by "alright good game I've had enough" and shuts the entire stream down in an instant.

Sooo... Back to self pitying and doing nothing to live past the point paypigs get bored?
 
Just went to check on Cosmo's stream and caught him right at the end of losing a match (literally the final blow) immediately followed by "alright good game I've had enough" and shuts the entire stream down in an instant.
That's a good approach to improving your game, just quitting the moment you play somebody better than you like a kid taking his baseball home after losing. After all, you learn better when you're having fun, and you can only ever have fun when the video game says you won.
 
Saw a tweet from him where he was asking larger smash streamers for a First to 10 or something. It started making me wonder why he hell does he bother? He's on a streaming site that hardly anyone knows about, he doesn't draw that many viewers, and even when he has viewers, chat is constantly disabled so he can't interact in any meaningful way. Surely he must realize at this point he will not regain any of what made him on Twitch.

And even if he get's good at the game, he's not going to pony up money to go outside and play in public anyways. (at an actual tournament)
 
Cosmo will at least have to leave the dark cave for Christmas, right? Go to his parents house. Since he references moving home if paypigs don’t pony up I’m assuming he’s still on good terms with them.

Though the idea of him showing up on Christmas morning in pigtails and dress has to inspire dread.
 
Awkward Christmas dinner incoming.

"So C--Er, Narcissa what have you been up to."
"I need security and I just want to cuddle."

Nah. Per r/samandtolki she is having an even more depressing christmas. She got a new youtube account to bypass her ban, and is using it for smash streaming. Samandtolki thread.

and now, an image from (I guess) the ongoing stream, also posted on r/samandtolki
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Narcy would have showed up to the family home and immediately commandeered the family room TV to grind for GSP, ignoring Grandma asking about the strange woman she doesn't recognize.

Imagine the conversation

Grandma: who are you and what happened to my grandson Cosmo?

Narcissa Cosmo: Cosmo's dead. I killed him. I'm narcissa, your grand daughter

Grandma: that's nice dear *internally*: I need to call 911 soon
 
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