Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

Suicide when?

  • When he runs out of money.

    Votes: 2,399 58.4%

  • Never.

    Votes: 825 20.1%

  • >2 years

    Votes: 883 21.5%
  • Total voters
    4,106
Cosmo once again showing that he has no idea how things work. GSP is calculated on a per-character and per-matchup basis. He's not just being ranked on how good of a player he is - he's being ranked on how good of a Palutena he is. Palutena is one of the best characters in Smash Ultimate with a huge number of high-tier and professional players playing as her. You need to prove yourself a lot harder to stand out amongst them and gain GSP on your Palutena. That's why one loss is devastating and one victory is minor when it comes to gaining or losing points. Top tier Palu players lose significantly less frequently, so each loss he incurs means more than a loss on a low-tier character might.

If an opponent is playing a character that's less popular or has a lower win rate, and they win on them, they have a lot more GSP to gain out of it because winning on them is clearly more difficult. Having a 60% win rate on Wolf might be enough to stand out but you might need 80-90% on Palutena.

He's trying to have his cake and eat it too. He wants to play the S+ tier character and also easily gain GSP while doing so. That's not how this works. Smash has decided that while his win rate might be high, it's below average for Palutena players. And it's putting him where he belongs.
 
  • Informative
  • Agree
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: King Possum, Isaac Clarke, marisa # and 40 others
voodoo said:
I really hoped he'd actually delete his Twitter account. Things would have gotten more interesting without his crappy venting spot.
Click to expand...

He’s a glutton for punishment judging by his frequent interactions with S&T. Couple that with a social media addiction and you’ve got a recipe for interesting.

Cosmo will never leave twatter and for cataloguing purposes I think that’s just fine
 
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: awoo, AmarettoPie and rabo
She's so far removed from understanding how competitive games (and humans) work that she thinks she can systematise the grind and that the computer will crunch the numbers and prove to everyone how great she is. Her soy-rotted brain may as well have turned her into a bot who can't see beyond the dopamine of numbers climbing on a chart. She is so far from what you need: a community of high level people to practice against, not ladder heroes fighting tooth and nail to scum every advantage. Ladder is where top players go to unwind, but it's Narcissa's entire life because she's a baby who is incapable of questioning her actions. She's also flat-out stupid for not noticing such basic failings of method, but that is because she's not a competitive gamer, she is a former speed runner who is trying to shoehorn those practice techniques into Smash and she's too damn old to adapt.
 
  • Agree
  • DRINK!
  • Like
Reactions: Knyttet, DanteAlighieri, gREEEEEEEEEr and 9 others
New avatar:

CosmoTena.jpg
 
  • Winner
  • Islamic Content
  • Horrifying
Reactions: Statix_Shark, marisa #, Eryngium and 75 others
AlmightyMagichan said:
Cosmo you should have watched DBZ. If you want to get good you need to be like Goku, not Raditz.
Click to expand...

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A CART INTO MY SWITCH
ITS SUPER SMASH BROTHERS ULTIMATE AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, PALUTENA. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME ONLINE PLAYER BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY HAVE OVER 3000 GLOBAL SMASH POINTS . I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY STREAM CHAT AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN STREAM CHAT CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 14 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY DAY. THEN I CRY.
 
  • Winner
  • Feels
  • Like
Reactions: Wurstbrot, awoo, KimCoppolaAficionado and 7 others
Some quotes from his current shroom-induced delirium:

"Blender is beautiful and Smash is beautiful and the internet is beautiful and I am beautiful, okay?"
"My nose is running like crazy but it's okay because I am the most beautiful thing in the world"
"Everything is perfect, I am on estrogen, I am perfect!" (howls) "What is wrong?"

edit: it's not even entertaining at this stage, it's the digital equivalent of getting stuck with that one kid at the college party who can't handle their substances
 
  • Agree
  • Informative
  • Horrifying
Reactions: awoo, PrincessHomura, Intelligent Calcium and 2 others
She was mentioning oestrogen but this freakout "coincidentally" had the length of your average recreational drug high and come-down. Degenerate junkie, she's so pathetic it's unbelievable.

She's now ranting about Haberdasher AGAIN. "He is the ringleader."

"I have a beautiful set of teeth, they are magnificent, they don't bother me at all(!)"
 
  • Like
  • Informative
Reactions: Knyttet, awoo, SugarSnot and 3 others
I don't watch Narcissa's streams, so when I do hear and shit like this it's so absolutely jarring and distressing to know that this is the same person I was watching drawl over Ocarina of Time to thousands of other people just a few years ago. I've never seen a human being's personality make such a 180 in my entire life.
 
  • Feels
  • Agree
Reactions: lazerbot, Wanda, Bunny Tracks and 8 others
RJ MacReady said:
I don't watch Narcissa's streams, so when I do hear and shit like this it's so absolutely jarring and distressing to know that this is the same person I was watching drawl over Ocarina of Time to thousands of other people just a few years ago. I've never seen a human being's personality make such a 180 in my entire life.
Click to expand...


First time? It....only gets easier.
 
Cosmo currently on stream burping loudly into the mic like some kind of low rent, trooned-out, Bender
 
  • Islamic Content
Reactions: AmarettoPie
CrunkLord420 said:
How did everyone get the word out so quickly about this shroom stream? Narcissa normally gets ~10 viewers.
Click to expand...

I think there are quite a few viewers of the thread that have been biding their time. There hasn’t been an awful lot of khantent from Cosmo lately. Couple that with S&T and their discord that’s probably about 90-100 viewers right there
 
  • Agree
Reactions: wabbits
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back