Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

Suicide when?

  • When he runs out of money.

    Votes: 2,399 58.4%

  • Never.

    Votes: 825 20.1%

  • >2 years

    Votes: 883 21.5%
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Oh I am seeing 196 viewers now and laughing about his cuddle cuddle gotta cuddle bullshit. I normally never watch anymore or maybe 5 minutes to see if anything happens. People biding their time is probably accurate.

The world is evolving and we are all stepping into the light. She wants to purify all the lost souls. Crows outside, a wig in the corner. Challneged spirits.

This drug induced rambling is fucking gold.
 
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CrunkLord420 said:
How did everyone get the word out so quickly about this shroom stream? Narcissa normally gets ~10 viewers.
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This isn't the only thread on Cosmo. I imagine he also gets discussed on other streams, so when there's a freakout worth noticing, word spreads quickly.
 
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Zeak has been purified by Narcissa. By the rules of engagement you have to call her Narcissa, use proper pronouns and be nice to her.
 
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Cosmo is out here sounding like every schoolyard bully who’s uncle buttfucked them.

“Why’re you hitting yourself? Why’re you hitting yourself?”

This has truly been worth the wait.
 
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By watching the chat be this active I have to assume that Cosmo actually had the foresight to get moderators in there during his drug trip.
 
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From HaberdasherA on r/Samandtolki: gg ez
Image uploaded here so we don't lose it.
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EDIT: you can scroll back to 2 hours or so in the youtube stream. I got her rant from the earliest part of the stream I could see. Jump to 1:00 for her wanting to cuddle more.
 
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Has the video been backed up already?

EDIT: I'm downloading both of them. It'll be a bit because my ISP is fucking shitting itself.
 
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PrincessJupiter said:
He claims that he's losing more points than he gains even against players that are ranked higher than him, though. I don't know if that's true or not because I have no interest in watching his streams. I wouldn't be surprised if he's making it up, but that's what he says.
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At high levels that is probably true; it couldn't be true at low levels, because then the only way for anyone to get off zero would be a win-streak. Once you've attained a high skill level, though, it's assumed that a lot of your matches will be against much lower-ranked players, and those will be pretty much sure-win.

In order to design it so you'll stay at the same ranking if you have a 50/50 chance of beating another player at the same ranking, the system has to be weighted against high-ranked players. If you're a top-ranked player, for every time you play another top player you'll also play a bunch of matches against lower-ranked players, and you should win a high percentage of them. Those wins don't give you a lot of points, but they do add up, and the win/loss difference in matches against equal players has to be offset by the amount of points you'll get by beating up the worse players. Otherwise, just the fact that you're constantly beating up lower-ranked players would cause your ranking to gradually go up.

Unless the game just didn't let you play against lower-ranked players very often, but that would make the competition very limited at your level and there wouldn't be any way for the lower-ranked players to get better.
 
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Over the past few days of gawking I’ve only heard him speak into his mic once and that was to sperg out on how “he’s intimately familiar with how ELO and algorithms works because he’s a speedrunner”
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It’s not just video game skills that he lost through his soylent-infused trooning. He also lost quite a bit of intellect. Speedrunning is so far from the knowledge sphere needed to craft ELO ranking algorithms and systems.

Speedrunners only challenge other players through time completion. There’s no matchmaking involved nor are other players directly standing in your way of being the best speedrunner. It’s just you and whatever exploits you find in the game.

If he meant by knowing algorithms as a speedrunner, he knows about routing/pathing in a game, then he’s either really dumb or he’s sipping from the Rat King collective juice that grants them incredible Dunning-Kruger effect powers.
 
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If he meant by knowing algorithms as a speedrunner, he knows about routing/pathing in a game, then he’s either really dumb or he’s sipping from the Rat King collective juice that grants them incredible Dunning-Kruger effect powers.
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Trooning and soy potions give you the magical power to fail at anything while thinking you're good at it, and even to fail at shit you used to be able to do.

Has anyone improved at all after trooning, since it's supposed to be this amazing process of becoming the real you, as opposed to turning into a horrifying freak of a ghoul?
 
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Steam Crow said:
She posted a VOD of her freaking out herself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uxc8esuNL0Q
Guess she's gonna try to use her insanity for money, again.
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Man, I really don't want to listen to this shit for 3+ hours of inane one side conversation since the live chat seems to be missing.
Anyone brave enough to know what time stamps are worth checking out?
 
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