NASA Denies That It’s Running a Child Slave Colony on Mars

http://www.thedailybeast.com/nasa-denies-that-its-running-a-child-slave-colony-on-mars

A report on Alex Jones’ InfoWars claiming child sex slaves have been kidnapped and shipped to Mars is untrue, NASA told The Daily Beast on Thursday.

“There are no humans on Mars. There are active rovers on Mars. There was a rumor going around last week that there weren’t. There are,” Guy Webster, a spokesperson for Mars exploration at NASA, told The Daily Beast. “But there are no humans.”

On Thursday’s program, the InfoWars host welcomed guest Robert David Steele onto The Alex Jones Show, which airs on 118 radio stations nationwide, to talk about kidnapped children he said have been sent on a two-decade mission to space.

I can't believe NASA had to address this.

 

[Lorento]

http://www.thedailybeast.com/nasa-denies-that-its-running-a-child-slave-colony-on-mars



I can't believe NASA had to address this.

ONLY CHILD SEX SLAVERS DENY THEY HAVE CHILD SEX SLAVES!

Checkmate NASA.

 

[CWCchange]

>Child sex slaves.
>Two-decade mission to space.

Is Josef Fritzl the captain?

 

[AnOminous]

Is there pizza on Mars?

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

http://www.thedailybeast.com/nasa-denies-that-its-running-a-child-slave-colony-on-mars



I can't believe NASA had to address this.

The children from sandy hook are there. It was all part of the inside job.

(no really Alex Jones said sandy hook was an inside job)

 

[WEEDle]

The children from sandy hook are there. It was all part of the inside job.

(no really Alex Jones said sandy hook was an inside job)

 

[Mrs Paul]

That's just what THEY want you to think!

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

 

[WW 635]

Is there pizza on Mars?

Yes, and it's tossed by the small delicate hands of child slaves.

 

[Taily Puff]

I won't believe this until NASA sends me to Mars to check it out for myself.

(I just want to float around in a spaceship, is it that much to ask?)

 

[vertexwindi]

I'm glad they cleared that one up.

 

[dunbrine47]

Why explore space? Knowledge? Resources? Wealth? Nah, it's all about that pizza 'n' pussy.

 

[Ghostapplesause]

This guy looks like lolcow material. I see he patrols his Wikipedia page and has complained that it was "slandering" him.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Robert_David_Steele

 

[Duke Nukem]

They have it wrong. There are child slaves on Mars, but they're not being used for sex.

Spoiler: Just ask Matt Damon, he knows the full story.

 

[BlueSpark]

Alex Jones is a retard, but I have a feeling the only reason NASA addressed this nonsense was to give their fellow left-wing retards something to smugly sperg about (just as they did with Clockboy).

 

[repentance]

http://www.thedailybeast.com/nasa-denies-that-its-running-a-child-slave-colony-on-mars



I can't believe NASA had to address this.

Please tell me that the conspiracy theorists think the crews of Columbia and Challenger are running the sex slave colony on Mars.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

fuckin alex jones. it's obvious nasa isnt running a child slavery operation on mars. they have a penal colony in the works to turn mars into Australia 2.0. cant believe he didnt figure that out.

 

[ICametoLurk]

Alex Jones is an exceptional individual, but I have a feeling the only reason NASA addressed this nonsense was to give their fellow left-wing exceptional individuals something to smugly sperg about (just as they did with Clockboy).

Daily Beast contacted NASA with this and they just said that there's no Humans on Mars, NASA wasn't the reason for this happening.

 

[TowinKarz]

No ADULT humans.... gotta read between those lines if you ever want to learn anything!

 

[ICametoLurk]

No ADULT humans.... gotta read between those lines if you ever want to learn anything!

Or they're child slaves with gills (So not "Human").