I have to admit the most bizarre thing that puzzles me about Nate is this lunatic conspiracy theory I'm a woman.
Granted, my voice has been mistaken for such over a phone before. I've gotten tons of comments from lots of people who have mistaken me for a woman over a phone, which I find bizarre myself, but apparently Nate doesn't seem to realize that phones do distort how one's voice sounds and I apparently have a neutral enough voice that most phones make it sound feminine on the other end.
I don't get that, but it's the only theory I have for why I get confused for a girl over phones.
That said, Nate's evidence for my having female body parts is the sound of my voice heard second hand over a phone and his parents making that mistake and him seizing on it.
If he wants to come to conclusion I go out of my way to report his crazy ass to websites so they can boot him off, guilty as charged. As for the being a woman thing, my internet postings are public information, and he can see I've remained completely consistent with referring to my own gender as male throughout, and I cannot fathom any advantage I would have to fake being a woman nor do I have the slightest interest in pretending to be one.
If we ever met face to face, I'd be happy to clear up the confusion, but given what I know about his mental state, I'm a bit concerned for my safety as well as his (I've been informed by his father he's prone to self-harm during his more irrational moments), so I'd rather avoid that if at all possible, but I still confess being accused of being a secret woman is the most insane thing I've ever been accused of on the internet as of yet.