Nature and plant hate thread - Fuck you poison ivy in particular

[Apis mellifera]

Things are just starting to warm up where I live and I wanted to go for a short, happy little jaunt in the woods, now I have the most horrible, syphilitic looking rash covered in blisters that itches like I have parasites burrowing under my skin all over my legs. Absolutely dreadful. I don't use herbicides because I care about not raping my local ecosystem, but I'm really considering going scorched earth on those cunts.

 

[Turkroach Couple]

Lol get tree-AIDS faggot

 

[Not a bee]

That sucks. Would any poison ivy cream or whatever help?

 

[Bassomatic]

Invasive honey suckel likes to choke out roses and even with gloves I get torn up pulling that shit.

Nigger ass roses I'm trying to help you stop cutting me.

 

[Apis mellifera]

That sucks. Would any poison ivy cream or whatever help?

Yeah, I've been slathering on the steroid, benadryl, and lidocaine creams like my leg is the yuckiest slice of toast known to man, which helps to take the severity from "itches so bad I can't sleep and want to take a cheese grater to my skin" to something a little more manageable.

 

[Twinkie]

Wasps make these fugly mud nests all over my house and they're like cement, really hard to fully get them off.

 

[InspectorJappOfficial]

If you can't ID poison ivy/oak, AND you're tramping about the woods in shorts, that's on you.

 

[Bassomatic]

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Wasps make these fugly mud nests all over my house and they're like cement, really hard to fully get them off.

Pressure washer solves them bitches right.