Neighbor is blocking my mailbox with her car, should I torch her car?

[Damien Thorne]

I could make some s’mores with the flames and then offer them to the cops to bribe them so they won’t arrest me when they inevitably come around.

 

[Mr. Brown]

Cover her door handles with shit

 

[Bob's Vagene]

Fuck his son.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

leave a polite note on the windshield saying "your car is blocking my mailbox"?

(maybe with a drawing of a car on fire too?)

 

[Damien Thorne]

leave a polite note on the windshield saying "your car is blocking my mailbox"?

(maybe with a drawing of a car on fire too?)

What is wrong with you, posting a rational response to this?

 

[draggs]

Cut her brake lines

 

[MadStan]

Park there first?

 

[mario if smoke weed]

Take a shit on the car, THEN light it on fire.

 

[Damien Thorne]

Take a shit on the car, THEN light it on fire.

You’re not big on s’mores, are you?

 

[mario if smoke weed]

You’re not big on s’mores, are you?

I like smores, and I like getting even. You could shit on one side of the car and cook smores on the other, everyone wins!

 

[Thomas Highway]

It is illegal to interfere with the delivery of mail.

I suggest going the scary, legal route if you want results.

I guess you could smear shit on the car, but uh, then you'd have to handle shit.

 

[Some JERK]

Put the body of a homeless drifter in the trunk and call the cops about a "weird smell".

 

[DerKryptid]

Block her mailbox with your car coward

 

[Hal]

go for it

 

[totallyrandomusername]

Break into her car, hotwire it, drive it through the front of her place, get out and yell, "DON'T PARK IN FRONT OF MY FUCKING MAILBOX YOU CUNT!!"

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Punch her in the balls.

 

[King Fructose]

Knock on her door and politely call her a nigger

 

[Honk Hill]

Put a potato in her exhaust pipe.

 

[Cool Username]

Scratch her car with some keys

 

[Lagomorph Guy]

Something something Ireland