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Been a while since I checked in on this thread ... Glad to see the discussion is still going. Jewish mysticism, the role of Neith, and misuse of menstrual blood, oh my! I love KF.

(Most of my reading on Neith has been on her aspect as a war goddess. I'm guessing these folks aren't going out and actually battling their enemies.)

Also, would this be the appropriate thread for people worshiping explicitly fictional/fandom-linked deities? Or is that more for the Otherkin threads?
 
Been a while since I checked in on this thread ... Glad to see the discussion is still going. Jewish mysticism, the role of Neith, and misuse of menstrual blood, oh my! I love KF.

(Most of my reading on Neith has been on her aspect as a war goddess. I'm guessing these folks aren't going out and actually battling their enemies.)

Also, would this be the appropriate thread for people worshiping explicitly fictional/fandom-linked deities? Or is that more for the Otherkin threads?
Yes it would be. That's called popculture magick.
 
I believe it is.

Is this Percy Jackson, HP Lovecraft or something else entirely?
Nothing specific yet, sorry. :( I saw some stuff a few days ago, but I'm trying to find it again. Tumblr is hell on my computer.

In the meantime, I'll settle for enjoying the commentary here. You guys have some great finds!
 
I must know more.

Tell us more.
We already know about the people who "shift" to places like Hogwarts and call it witchcraft.

There are meme tarot spreads.
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And spells inspired by winx club characters
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And discourse:
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I haven't seen anyone actually worship and pray to Harry Potter while offering him their leftovers but I hope this is good enough. Sorry if this is disappointing.
 
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I haven't seen anyone actually worship and pray to Harry Potter while offering him their leftovers but I hope this is good enough. Sorry if this is disappointing.
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You've sent me hunting.

You're heard of godspouses:
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But if you thought fictional spouses and the psuedospiritual bullshit that went with it died with Sephirothslave you'd be wrong.
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Also I'm legitimately surprised the shifting community hasn't discovered this song yet:
 
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I found some "How To" videos on "manifestation" and "reality shifting" that deserve their own post:










I am a capable person who responds to her emails.
I will respond do my emails in the next 6 hours.
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I actually have seen people who think the gods of Lovecraft are real so there's that.
I dunno man, he might have been on to something.
When Professor Angell became convinced that the sculptor was indeed ignorant of any cult or system of cryptic lore, he besieged his visitor with demands for future reports of dreams. This bore regular fruit, for after the first interview the manuscript records daily calls of the young man, during which he related startling fragments of nocturnal imagery whose burden was always some terrible Cyclopean vista of dark and dripping stone, with a subterrene voice or intelligence shouting monotonously in enigmatical sense-impacts uninscribable save as gibberish. The two sounds most frequently repeated are those rendered by the letters “Cthulhu” and “R’lyeh”.
[...]On April 2nd at about 3 p.m. every trace of Wilcox’s malady suddenly ceased. He sat upright in bed, astonished to find himself at home and completely ignorant of what had happened in dream or reality since the night of March 22nd. Pronounced well by his physician, he returned to his quarters in three days; but to Professor Angell he was of no further assistance. All traces of strange dreaming had vanished with his recovery, and my uncle kept no record of his night-thoughts after a week of pointless and irrelevant accounts of thoroughly usual visions.
Here the first part of the manuscript ended, but references to certain of the scattered notes gave me much material for thought—so much, in fact, that only the ingrained scepticism then forming my philosophy can account for my continued distrust of the artist. The notes in question were those descriptive of the dreams of various persons covering the same period as that in which young Wilcox had had his strange visitations. My uncle, it seems, had quickly instituted a prodigiously far-flung body of inquiries amongst nearly all the friends whom he could question without impertinence, asking for nightly reports of their dreams, and the dates of any notable visions for some time past. The reception of his request seems to have been varied; but he must, at the very least, have received more responses than any ordinary man could have handled without a secretary. This original correspondence was not preserved, but his notes formed a thorough and really significant digest. Average people in society and business—New England’s traditional “salt of the earth”—gave an almost completely negative result, though scattered cases of uneasy but formless nocturnal impressions appear here and there, always between March 23d and April 2nd—the period of young Wilcox’s delirium. Scientific men were little more affected, though four cases of vague description suggest fugitive glimpses of strange landscapes, and in one case there is mentioned a dread of something abnormal.
It was from the artists and poets that the pertinent answers came, and I know that panic would have broken loose had they been able to compare notes. As it was, lacking their original letters, I half suspected the compiler of having asked leading questions, or of having edited the correspondence in corroboration of what he had latently resolved to see. That is why I continued to feel that Wilcox, somehow cognisant of the old data which my uncle had possessed, had been imposing on the veteran scientist. These responses from aesthetes told a disturbing tale. From February 28th to April 2nd a large proportion of them had dreamed very bizarre things, the intensity of the dreams being immeasurably the stronger during the period of the sculptor’s delirium. Over a fourth of those who reported anything, reported scenes and half-sounds not unlike those which Wilcox had described; and some of the dreamers confessed acute fear of the gigantic nameless thing visible toward the last. One case, which the note describes with emphasis, was very sad. The subject, a widely known architect with leanings toward theosophy and occultism, went violently insane on the date of young Wilcox’s seizure, and expired several months later after incessant screamings to be saved from some escaped denizen of hell. Had my uncle referred to these cases by name instead of merely by number, I should have attempted some corroboration and personal investigation; but as it was, I succeeded in tracing down only a few. All of these, however, bore out the notes in full. I have often wondered if all the objects of the professor’s questioning felt as puzzled as did this fraction. It is well that no explanation shall ever reach them.
The press cuttings, as I have intimated, touched on cases of panic, mania, and eccentricity during the given period. Professor Angell must have employed a cutting bureau, for the number of extracts was tremendous and the sources scattered throughout the globe. Here was a nocturnal suicide in London, where a lone sleeper had leaped from a window after a shocking cry. Here likewise a rambling letter to the editor of a paper in South America, where a fanatic deduces a dire future from visions he has seen. A despatch from California describes a theosophist colony as donning white robes en masse for some “glorious fulfilment” which never arrives, whilst items from India speak guardedly of serious native unrest toward the end of March. Voodoo orgies multiply in Hayti, and African outposts report ominous mutterings. American officers in the Philippines find certain tribes bothersome about this time, and New York policemen are mobbed by hysterical Levantines on the night of March 22–23. The west of Ireland, too, is full of wild rumour and legendry, and a fantastic painter named Ardois-Bonnot hangs a blasphemous “Dream Landscape” in the Paris spring salon of 1926. And so numerous are the recorded troubles in insane asylums, that only a miracle can have stopped the medical fraternity from noting strange parallelisms and drawing mystified conclusions. A weird bunch of cuttings, all told; and I can at this date scarcely envisage the callous rationalism with which I set them aside. But I was then convinced that young Wilcox had known of the older matters mentioned by the professor.
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@NoReturn what is quantum jumping? Never heard of it before.
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I think Hera would let you know if you angered her.

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Don't worry! I've created an emoji spell for protection!
(:_(:heart-empty::twisted::disagree:AUGH YEAH*yawn*:hah::disagree::unholy::heart-empty:(:_(

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These bitches are always being raped for some reason.

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How many people in this thread do you think have sex in the astral?

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Just imagine when this guy gets a girlfriend. "Why do you have this?" She asks angrily.
"Oh, just for magick."

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Even if she's mean, why would you curse a grandma?!

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Let me guess, that makes them "abusive".

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Just do menstrual magick my fren!

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Came across this and felt it appropriate.
There's bath magick, so there's really no excuse to not wash between your ass cheeks.
How do you know so many things?! Like, you know about viking hair and you studied witchcraft when you were little and now you're telling us about how there are theories that ctuluhlu is real?!
 
How do you know so many things?! Like, you know about viking hair and you studied witchcraft when you were little and now you're telling us about how there are theories that ctuluhlu is real?!
I am a magical genius sorceress!
Real answer is that I've spent a ridiculously large percentage of my life in libraries.
@NoReturn what is quantum jumping? Never heard of it before.
It's retards misunderstanding quantum physics. They think adding the word "quantum" to their bullshit makes it "science". It's kind of in the same vein as the people who think all realities are real which is why you see that crossover with the "shifting" crowd who think they can project their consciousness into the Harry Potter universe.
This is not to be confused with the concept of "quantum immortality" which is a cool thought experiment.
 
I found some "How To" videos on "manifestation" and "reality shifting" that deserve their own post:
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I am a capable person who responds to her emails.
I will respond do my emails in the next 6 hours.
Ooooooowoooooo

Edit: Holy shit it worked!

Magical copyright! My sides!
You've sent me hunting.

You're heard of godspouses:
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But if you thought fictional spouses and the psuedospiritual bullshit that went with it died with Sephirothslave you'd be wrong.
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Also I'm legitimately surprised the shifting community hasn't discovered this song yet:
this shit reminds me of that classic final fantasy 8 copypasta. We know there is only one way to cross over to our fictional spouse's world:

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In any case, encouraging people with dissociative disorders to dissociate even harder is incredibly irresponsible and potentially harmful. When fags start getting validation by being kinnies, astral animu projection masters or having a bunch of different alters they sink deeper in this hole and will never come out, we don't need more tranny phantoms and PC goddesses like CWC

I'm genuinely curious to learn more about Jewish magic, especially when it comes to words and names. It's been hard to get my hands on that stuff because unlike most of the magical topics I've studied for fun, there aren't a bunch of books on it that you can just find in the library if you choose to spend an afternoon there in the restricted section. They're all in Hebrew and protected by rabbis who don't want dirty bleeder near their man-books.
I recommend this series on it.

Although i personally get bored by kabbalah stuff really quickly, it becomes too abstract and i retain almost nothing after i read or hear about it. Most witchy types getting into kabbalah are probably talking about the abridged stuff from Blavatsky or the golden dawn or the likes. The og jewish lore is too autistic and filters people more easily, i guess its the same reason so many "i love science!" types can be found on social sciences and never touch stem

I'm actually curious what that is, let alone how Witchblr would turn the Zohar into a magic spell book. I mean, aside from some curses that are already kinda known.
Had a gf who was doing that, i really can't say exactly wtf she was up to, she simply was getting into a hodgepodge of Zohar related stuff for who knows what reason, we were growing apart around that time, i didn't much care about it.
 
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I must know more.

Tell us more.
I'm not sure if this has already come up, but Fredrik Knudsen (arguably a Kiwi Farms gateway drug considering he's done videos on both DSP & CWC) put together a good video on Soulbonders. It's worth a listen if you've got time to kill. TL;DR there's a community of people that believe themselves to be reincarnations of fictional characters, in this case Final Fantasy 7 and Suikoden, and fuse in elements of neo-pagan witchcraft. They look and act almost exactly as you'd imagine such people would.

Link - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFRjrLmc_4c
 
What does a Greek nationalist party have to do with Jewish mysticism?
The Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn was a fin-de-siecle British occult society who had many very influential members, including the Irish poet and noble laureate W.B. Yeats. They were responsible for collecting, collating, and transmitting a great deal of the lore of old-fashioned Western occultism to the 20th century. The symbolism of the Kabbalah, at least in the Christianized form that humanist scholars of the Renaissance made use of, permeated much of their teaching.

As to whether the Greek nationalist party has any relation to them, well, the European far right does have a certain history with occultism. Who can say?
 
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