Diseased Neo-Pagans / Witches on the Internet / Witchblr - SMT IRL, but with fatties

[TaimuRadiu]

We pulling our craftwork from Shakespeare now?

Then what is "liver of blaspheming Jew?"

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Then what is "liver of blaspheming Jew?"

It's a liver plucked from a Child of Israel who maligned the name of Our Lord And Savior.

 

[NoReturn]

r/WitchesVsPatriarchy

Spoiler: This is cool though

If anyone knows where I can get a big-ass hat like this without the obvious witch point, let me know.

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Nazis are allowed to use the bottom row though, it doesn't say not to.

Also from r/WitchesVsPatriarchy:

ᚷᚨᛋ ᛏᚺᛖ ᚴᛁᚴᛖᛋ. ᚱᚨᚲᛖ ᚹᚨᚱ ᚾᛟᚹ.
Bonus Varg Vikernes fanart for the hell of it:

Spoiler: More

 

[Baloney Face]

But seriously folks ... is this a really thing among non=paranoids?

Any of the females here get told to smile by random strange men?
Or told it annoyingly often by men you do know?

Apologies if I'm being totally clueless about a real problem.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

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Quite frankly, that "never be seen again" at the end there sounds pretty good. What can I do to help?

 

[NoReturn]

But seriously folks ... is this a really thing among non=paranoids?

Any of the females here get told to smile by random strange men?
Or told it annoyingly often by men you do know?

Apologies if I'm being totally clueless about a real problem.


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Depends on where you are and what you look like. I have a friend with resting bitch face who gets told to smile all the time when she's in the south, but never anywhere else. Unless you're walking around with a sourpuss face it's not all that common, and I sincerely think tweets like this are making it out to be more common than it is.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

What part of ”nothing will be impossible for God” do you not understand?

 

[Blamo]

What part of ”nothing will be impossible for God” do you not understand?

Imagine being a Pagan/Wiccan and caring more about the Christian Church, Jesus and the Bible more than the run of the mill Christian.
Of course, I am not surprised that these people spend their time on Twitter and Tumblr instead of chilling with the forest spirits in the woods or something.

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Nazis are allowed to use the bottom row though, it doesn't say not to.

These are letters, they do not belong to anybody ultimately. If you don't want them to be "appropriated", then use them. Any cultural forms belong to the ones using them the most.

 

[Baloney Face]

Imagine being a Pagan/Wiccan and caring more about the Christian Church, Jesus and the Bible more than the run of the mill Christian.

Their Christianity is as much of a LARP as their witchcraft.

As long as there is still some historical competitive prestige to being a Christian, people will LARP it.

Not just witches, not primarily witches, merely also witches. In that respect witches are ideologically mainstream.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

I ever mention how I really fucking hate this kind of anonymous, impersonal positivity? It's clear they only posted it to give themselves ass-pats for being so heckin positive you guys and it really pisses me off.

Depends on where you are and what you look like. I have a friend with resting bitch face who gets told to smile all the time when she's in the south, but never anywhere else. Unless you're walking around with a sourpuss face it's not all that common, and I sincerely think tweets like this are making it out to be more common than it is.

Tumblr and Twitter making mountains out of molehills? Say it isn't so!

Imagine being a Pagan/Wiccan and caring more about the Christian Church, Jesus and the Bible more than the run of the mill Christian.

This is an unfortunate large number of Pagans, I've noticed. We get it, you're eternally locked in the teenage rebel phase, please leave the rest of us in peace. The Burning Times weren't real, and even if they were, the last great witch hunt in the West happened in the 1600's. The Christians aren't piling up the wood in anticipation of a witchie roast. Chill.

 

[SouthernBitchBob]

Hmmmm, maybe it has something to do with you guys casually fantasizing about summoning the forces of darkness to bring ruin and disfigurement down on anyone who annoys you in between those posts gushing about candles.

 

[NoReturn]

Angie updates:
Angie tells a heartwarming tale of gassing her place of work:

Angie's self-portrait in a witchy picrew chain

It seemed fun, so I made a witchy Kiwi-chan

Spoiler

Tumblr witches being gross again:

She was in a video I guess but no context was provided. Wait til her friend hears about this thread.

Actually, let's learn more about this friend:

Spoiler

Following the revelation that Blake here has a TikTok, look who I foooooooooound~
I'm late, but she's been continuing her crusade against "hiraeth", and honestly, I'm here for it.

Spoiler

 

[RazorBackBacon]

"Lol nearly killed everyone in my workplace because I'm a retard who can't manage my medications!"

"God of pleasure and love and sex."
No, that's Baldur. Freya is goddess of marriage and motherhood. As much as you witches go on about Maiden, Matron, and Crone you should be able to wrap your head around this.

 

[Flaming Insignias]

This is an unfortunate large number of Pagans, I've noticed. We get it, you're eternally locked in the teenage rebel phase, please leave the rest of us in peace. The Burning Times weren't real, and even if they were, the last great witch hunt in the West happened in the 1600's. The Christians aren't piling up the wood in anticipation of a witchie roast. Chill.

Maybe it’s about time for some more witch bonfires, considering the horrors of this thread.

 

[SouthernBitchBob]

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I've always found it fascinating that these ancient deities known for cold, petty punishment over the slightest offenses are now You Go Gurl unconditional support for fat, lazy cows with no convictions.

Back in MY day gods turned people into trees and spiders for wasting their time, Angie.

 

[Agarathium1066]

Maybe it’s about time for some more witch bonfires, considering the horrors of this thread.

Just tell them their headcanon pairing for the various gods and goddesses are wrong, it will cause a similar level of devastation to them. They're fragile enough that you wouldn't even need to use the wood. That or just start locking up their Harry Potter booksets to see if they'll wither away after a week of being detached from it.

 

[Leaf-eon]

"Lol nearly killed everyone in my workplace because I'm a retard who can't manage my medications!"

"God of pleasure and love and sex."
No, that's Baldur. Freya is goddess of marriage and motherhood. As much as you witches go on about Maiden, Matron, and Crone you should be able to wrap your head around this.

Tumblr witches misinterpreting the god and goddess they worship. Must be a day that ends in y.

 

[Judiac Cyber Criminal]

Mythology can be a very interesting for sure, but it's always been pathetic when it gets some "neo-identity" as alt-rigters, feminists and now lefties have been trying to create.
Especially when they seem content with just mixing it all up into a soup and calling it "pagan" or "witchcraft".

I think the funniest interaction I've seen is the "pagans" on twitter who sees medusa as a martyr because"she was raped by Poseidon and was cursed victim shamed by Athena" when that source is from a roman historian's (Ovidius) own version of the origin of said mythical creature.

Doesn't help either that Vice news is enabling this dumb shit.

 

[NoReturn]

Mythology can be a very interesting for sure, but it's always been pathetic when it gets some "neo-identity" as alt-rigters, feminists and now lefties have been trying to create.
Especially when they seem content with just mixing it all up into a soup and calling it "pagan" or "witchcraft".

I think the funniest interaction I've seen is the "pagans" on twitter who sees medusa as a martyr because"she was raped by Poseidon and was cursed victim shamed by Athena" when that source is from a roman historian's (Ovidius) own version of the origin of said mythical creature.

Doesn't help either that Vice news is enabling this dumb shit.

Everything is made up, institutions and history are optional, and all you need is to be your True Self.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

I've always found it fascinating that these ancient deities known for cold, petty punishment over the slightest offenses are now You Go Gurl unconditional support for fat, lazy cows with no convictions.

It's just SASSY SLAY QUEEN culture writ large and given divine license. Somewhere around the late 90's, being a massive heinous bitch that people only kept around for the occasional witty bon mot became an ideal. Too bad it leaves you with no actual friends.

Adopting a religion you didn't grow up with, misunderstanding it on both a basic and advanced level, then ignoring the native sources because they don't fit your cultural worldview?
How....
Colonial.