NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[Dreamland]

With winter arriving i expect a slight uptick in suicide threads, maybe even a suicide OT where people can ask (but are afraid to ask) for places to buy helium or how a noose is actually tied. It doesn't help that january is also the time most financials are closed and stores go belly up after a shit holiday sale.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't even want to begin to describe how exceptional that post is.

So why does Larry have a picture with a dick shaped thing on his crotch as his avatar?

 

[Denmark Mafia]

I feel like I’m about to be fired and I’m having a panic attack

They are shifting some of my duties to another new hire and adding me as optional on the meetings. I keep seeing my boss and the director of our division talking to each other and I’m freaking out that it’s about me. My boss isn’t talking to me as often. If I don’t have a job I don’t know if I...

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edit: I actually feel bad for this guy but it's still funny that they all want to an hero. What a shit hole Era is.

Boss troon doing what he does best. Being a toxic asshole dunking on banned member. So brave.

 

[Dreamland]

Is that why he's absent from the Ketkat lynching- and Tranny week threads? Either he doesn't wanna look weak and pick a losing side, or it's a powermove to endear himself to and join the mods. Oh how delicious a power-crazed excel-mod would be for that place. (seriously Cerium... do it! i know you can hear me!)

 

[Harvey Danger]

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"Ace-phobia"? My dictionary is a little out of date, does that refer to "the irrational fear that incels will murder you"?

Seriously though, fuck off and stop genociding the English language.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

"Ace-phobia"? My dictionary is a little out of date, does that refer to "the irrational fear that incels will murder you"?

Seriously though, fuck off and stop genociding the English language.

A bunch of people who are scared of everyone who isn't exactly like them being convinced that everyone else has an irrational fear of them is absolutely precious.

 

[Dreamland]

"Ace-phobia"? My dictionary is a little out of date, does that refer to "the irrational fear that incels will murder you"?

Seriously though, fuck off and stop genociding the English language.

Von Richtenhofen killed ~90-110 people during his career as a fighter pilot, a count that he started to rack up after a bullet in the brain replaced his libido with an urge to kill frogs. Even though that placed him only 8 kills higher than Billy Bishop, the krauts painted his aircraft bright red and cultivated his reputation much more aggressively as a means of psychological warfare.
If you were up there in a cold, rat-eaten Nieuport 17 looking for jerry blimps to pop and suddenly you saw a red shape in the enemy escort wing you'd know you were about to develop a serious case of Ace-phobia.

 

[DriveByTrolling]

South Park mocks trans athlete with a transphobic episode

There are threads I absolutely know are a mistake to get involved in but I do it anyway. Mods go ahead and do your job, the mob has spoken. Oh to hoist thinself upon your cross To toil in your hubris To proclaim to be a martyr But instead be revealed as a clown A caricature of perfomative...

www.resetera.com

Did you think the blood rituals might stop for a while? You were wrong.

A journalist is about to be banned thanks to the insane troonery on this forum. The Resetera trannies, such a welcoming group of posters. Never cause any problems!

Tick-tock Cerium, you've got some decisions to make. The normal people are watching how you handle this.

edit - Done



And you know what to do now Era



Dox the employee, find out where they live, get Besada to phone/email their employer and if you're lucky you might add him to Isamu Fukui's killcount.



FUCKING END THEIR CAREERS/LIVES FOR LIKING SOUTH PARK!

 

[InfamyBrah]

Just caught up with the trans drama. Based Fukui getting fucked by KetKat, one of the most unhinged poster there is in his community. The lad was literally insufferable, right next to incelcief.

Listen Fukui, we all know you browse this thread daily or pay some mexican student to do it for you. Here's an advice : cut those trans lose before they cut you lose. KetKat is just the beginning, they won't stop until you're on your knees. It happens every single time, to people way more smarters than the little inflated shrimp you are. They eat everything up from the inside, like gut acid.

 

[tuscangarder]

99.9% of people will not be moved by accusations of "acephobia".

I thought it was about transphobia.

No one will share the leak because it is probably weak as fuck.

 

[AnOminous]

Is that why he's absent from the Ketkat lynching- and Tranny week threads? Either he doesn't wanna look weak and pick a losing side, or it's a powermove to endear himself to and join the mods. Oh how delicious a power-crazed excel-mod would be for that place. (seriously Cerium... do it! i know you can hear me!)

It's an absolute travesty and an injustice that excelspreadsheet isn't a mod or even an admin there. If they want to quell the angry troon mob they'll have to do it. Who has contributed more to the glorious community of ResetEra than excelsiorlef?

 

[Gottahavemysips]

99.9% of people will not be moved by accusations of "acephobia".

I thought it was about transphobia.

No one will share the leak because it is probably weak as fuck.

This is Resetera. They would sperg out if the bombshell was something as nothing as an obvious accidental misspelling of some tranny's pronoun. That's what they do, it doesn't matter what the leak is, they've already made up their minds and they are outraged.

 

[DriveByTrolling]

Isamu Fukui has picked his side. AliceAmber has been sent out to do damage control

It's Trans Awareness Week! (Nov 13th -19th)

No problem: If anyone else would like one, just tag me. I'll be going to work soonish but I can handle them when I get home if no one else has. Can we please have a version of this avatar (the one I am suddenly using along with many other people because reasons) with the trans flag behind...

www.resetera.com

This topic is now stickied.

South Park mocks trans athlete with a transphobic episode

There are threads I absolutely know are a mistake to get involved in but I do it anyway. Mods go ahead and do your job, the mob has spoken. Oh to hoist thinself upon your cross To toil in your hubris To proclaim to be a martyr But instead be revealed as a clown A caricature of perfomative...

www.resetera.com

Anyone you report we promise we'll ban them!!!

The lunacy continues. Isamu Fukui will constantly be undermined by the gay men he hates soo much.

Royalan has been thrown under a bus.

 

[tuscangarder]

This is Resetera. They would sperg out if the bombshell was something as nothing as an obvious accidental misspelling of some tranny's pronoun. That's what they do, it doesn't matter what the leak is, they've already made up their minds and they are outraged.

I know but I just don't see this going anywhere.

Evilores literal sexual assault story that he typed himself (grabbing some random girls ass at a club, who didn't even speak english) didn't go anywhere until showergate.

I don't think a few trannies crying will move the majority of the board. The potential is there but I don't think this is the nuclear bomb. If anything them leaving will help the board.

 

[Harvey Danger]

It's a cliche to say the alphabet people have gone beyond satire levels, but they just keep reinforcing the stereotype.



Every fucking gender fucking gets a fucking trophy.

"you are all important" - the biggest lie ever tossed into the biggest gulf of desperation

 

[Denmark Mafia]

I know but I just don't see this going anywhere.

Evilores literal sexual assault story that he typed himself (grabbing some random girls ass at a club, who didn't even speak english) didn't go anywhere until showergate.

I don't think a few trannies crying will move the majority of the board. The potential is there but I don't think this is the nuclear bomb. If anything them leaving will help the board.

It doesn't need to go anywhere. For now it's just the next step into the dystopian madness that once was a well respected gaming forum.

edit: gaffots have some additional info:

 

[LullerDerbyRollin]

Imagine outing yourself as a snitch and getting nothing for it.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Imagine outing yourself as a snitch and getting nothing for it.

Not true, Tupac got 5 bullets in his abdomen!

 

[AirdropShitposts]

 

[Pissmaster]

It's a cliche to say the alphabet people have gone beyond satire levels, but they just keep reinforcing the stereotype.

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Every fucking gender fucking gets a fucking trophy.

"you are all important" - the biggest lie ever tossed into the biggest gulf of desperation

unless you're cisgender, in which case FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU RAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DIE CIS SCUM DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE