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So, is toothpaste and mouthwash a scam?

OK. My drinking water already has fluoride in it. All it seems toothpaste has going for it is the fluoride and the fact that it uses abrasive silicone to scrape your teeth. Mouth wash is just a burning sensation that "kills" germs. Do these actually provide any tangible, long term benefits...
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lul, That one poster trying to bitch about Yoko Taro. They'd fucking claw their eyes out if they played Drakengard 3 or much worse 1. Which had the gay pedophile rapist as a playable character and a victim of his as another playable character.
I love that in the days following it, the Troons have proceeded to slaughter the people of the dishonored Royalan.
 
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AirdropShitposts said:

So, is toothpaste and mouthwash a scam?

OK. My drinking water already has fluoride in it. All it seems toothpaste has going for it is the fluoride and the fact that it uses abrasive silicone to scrape your teeth. Mouth wash is just a burning sensation that "kills" germs. Do these actually provide any tangible, long term benefits...
www.resetera.com www.resetera.com
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Someone's catching on in that thread.

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What's different this time is it isn't a new generation that's doing the same song and dance as previous generations. It's the same people that rebelled against this nonsense.

There was a poll a while back that put most of ResetEra's user base around age 35. That's old enough to remember Jack Thompson and parent groups saying that GTA was going to turn people into killers and Tomb Raider was going to turn boys into perverts. (Given the rise of weeb games, they might have been right about that last one.)

It's surreal because it's video games are not a scary new thing they don't understand. They should know playing Mortal Kombat didn't make people rip strangers spines out with their bare hands. They should know that gaming has a wide array of characters, gameplay, and stories. But instead they try and spin this bullshit narrative that gamers are straight white male nazis exclusively.

Same with environmentalism. It's not just teenagers who are learning about climate change for the first time and rebelling against their parents. It's 35 year old men who are old enough to remember when they were told leaving the TV on while they take a piss would cause the polar ice caps to melt.

It will still fail, but it's somehow even more pathetic since they don't have the excuse of being young and naive.
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Eh, not really The Hippies of the 60s-70s became the Yuppies of the 80s after all
 
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Eh, not really The Hippies of the 60s-70s became the Yuppies of the 80s after all
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Razorfist said it best. "You ran so hard from your parents you became them on crack!"

I'm not as familiar with yuppies, but the moral panics of the 80s were video nasties, heavy metal, and Dungeon and Dragons. ie. Things that yuppies had no experience with and thought were scary.

If they were like social justice, they'd have been campaigning against The Beatles and roller skates.
 
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CheezzyMach said:
Eh, not really The Hippies of the 60s-70s became the Yuppies of the 80s after all
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Judge Dredd said:
What's different this time is it isn't a new generation that's doing the same song and dance as previous generations. It's the same people that rebelled against this nonsense.

There was a poll a while back that put most of ResetEra's user base around age 35. That's old enough to remember Jack Thompson and parent groups saying that GTA was going to turn people into killers and Tomb Raider was going to turn boys into perverts. (Given the rise of weeb games, they might have been right about that last one.)

It's surreal because video games are not a scary new thing they don't understand. They should know playing Mortal Kombat didn't make people rip strangers spines out with their bare hands. They should know that gaming has a wide array of characters, gameplay, and stories. But instead they try and spin this bullshit narrative that gamers are straight white male nazis exclusively.

Same with environmentalism. It's not just teenagers who are learning about climate change for the first time and rebelling against their parents. It's 35 year old men who are old enough to remember when they were told leaving the TV on while they take a piss would cause the polar ice caps to melt.

It will still fail, but it's somehow even more pathetic since they don't have the excuse of being young and naive.
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I think most of the Resetards are utterly hopeless because they were already fucked up even before drinking the marxist koolaid. There is still hope for the normies who have indoctrinated. Vietnam protestors became Reagan voters.
 
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My girlfriend broke off a 6 year long relationship... I am very mentally ill and not sure how I can handle it.

Hi, I fucked up and combine that with other things in our relationship, we broke up. I am so unsure how I can go on, my heart is broken. She was my best and only friend, the only person I had in my life that I loved/love. I want her back and I know that's impossible, but I just feel crushed. She...
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I'm certain this was the poster who said his girlfriend came out as a lesbian troon or something and he was going to transition as well.

It's either a Kiwifarms operative or undiluted mental illness.
 
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My girlfriend broke off a 6 year long relationship... I am very mentally ill and not sure how I can handle it.

Hi, I fucked up and combine that with other things in our relationship, we broke up. I am so unsure how I can go on, my heart is broken. She was my best and only friend, the only person I had in my life that I loved/love. I want her back and I know that's impossible, but I just feel crushed. She...
www.resetera.com www.resetera.com

I'm certain this was the poster who said his girlfriend came out as a lesbian troon or something and he was going to transition as well.

It's either a Kiwifarms operative or undiluted mental illness.
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I've got a bit of a history in the torrent game, and I can't really ever recall copyright infringement being handled by local police. Having some cops in the extended family has taught me they don't like paying extortion level costs for software anymore than civilians do.

I get the feeling that if this cop walked up to them at all it was because they were jerking off to shota in the middle of McDonald's.
 
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AirdropShitposts said:
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fuckin pigs and their torrent stings man
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Liars tend to embellish their stories with unnecessary details to make the lies more believable. Notice all the unnecessary details in this story? I'm actually tempted to break this down sentence by sentence because this story just reeks of bullshit.
 
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What are you guys talking about? "Suspicion of knowledge on how to use copyright infringement paraphernalia" is probable cause in every G20 nation.

It's like a Jake Alley story built off a kernel of truth, something like off-duty/on break cop still in uniform sees kid who also has a MacBook and asks him for help on something probably lame like connecting to McDonald's wifi.

"He asked me to show him how to torrent the best CP off The Kiwi Farms."
 
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DriveByTrolling said:

My girlfriend broke off a 6 year long relationship... I am very mentally ill and not sure how I can handle it.

Hi, I fucked up and combine that with other things in our relationship, we broke up. I am so unsure how I can go on, my heart is broken. She was my best and only friend, the only person I had in my life that I loved/love. I want her back and I know that's impossible, but I just feel crushed. She...
www.resetera.com www.resetera.com

I'm certain this was the poster who said his girlfriend came out as a lesbian troon or something and he was going to transition as well.

It's either a Kiwifarms operative or undiluted mental illness.
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"(I'm) unemployed, mentally ill, can't leave my house and on disability pension. "

Just say you're a ResetERA poster, fam. The rest is assumed.
 
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