NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

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What about Resetera shemale chasers or pedophiles? Or are they OK because they are white, unlike Royalan?

I bet our brother Royalan is laughing his ass off at this whilst shitposting on The Coli.

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Saying nigga is OK if you are suspected to be black. So everyone speak like Slayven!

Also, HELLO, Snormy, B-Dubs? He is NOT black.

They need to be sure. They need 23 and me results to prove people are the ethnicities they claim. That needs to be in their account information in plaintext so the next hacker gets that, too.
 
They need to be sure. They need 23 and me results to prove people are the ethnicities they claim. That needs to be in their account information in plaintext so the next hacker gets that, too.

It is the funniest hurdle for them. How do they prove a poster is black?

It could just be a talented white poster who has been watching how Slayven posts and copies him.

Do you just say fam all the time and get your black ID?

Resetera won't be safe until they force mandatory IDing of all accounts like some of those cryptocurrency websites want. Send Hecht a picture of your driving license please.
 
I'm sure that none of these emails will be leaked to their discord accounts which are connected to a server openly promoting pedophilia, and even if they did, I'm positive that those emails wont be sent over to the FBI to report a possible pedophile ring.
 
Speaking of being black, Shy has been unperm'd after the mods were pressured during the black summit


You need an account to view the BCT now as it's private

I want to say a big thank you to the entire BCC for lobbying for my return.

It means more to me than i can express. ❤

I won't let you down by acting a fool and getting perm'd again.

I'll be sure to give honourable mentions later on this evening. I want to make sure i don't forget anyone.

I'm sure there will be another angry black man rant very shortly


Remember all you need to do to force your way on Resetera is get 100 angry prominent posters to go postal on the forum and attack the staff till they cave in.

Or maybe B-Dubs traded an N-Word pass for Shy's return?


Hecht really has to stop using Twitter, the man is embarrassing himself.
 
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Resetera won't be safe until they force mandatory IDing of all accounts like some of those cryptocurrency websites want. Send Hecht a picture of your driving license please.

One major hurdle here is how do you do this with troons? The definition of a troon is you say you're one. There's literally no such thing as a fake troon since if you just say you're one, you are. Are they going to institute a True Names policy like notorious tranny genocider Mark Zuckerberg?
 
One major hurdle here is how do you do this with troons? The definition of a troon is you say you're one. There's literally no such thing as a fake troon since if you just say you're one, you are. Are they going to institute a True Names policy like notorious tranny genocider Mark Zuckerberg?

It's 2020, there is no hurdle to being a woman, you just say you are and that's good enough. Every KiwiFarmers Resetera account is probably trans.

Getting the devs running Resetera to add a non-binary option to the gender choices took about 18 months so it's not like anyone has to worry about them keeping ID on record.

That ex-mod on The Bore said they had absolutely no clue what they were doing when trying to update or change anything with the forum. Maybe Isamu has since decided to spend a bit more money for a competent team, maybe not.

They whole thing was brute forced at speed simply to take advantage of Tyler Malka and get Isamu an income stream. Isamu spending his the family money to kick-start it. Nothing about the whole move was about creating a progressive utopia, it was about money. It just so happens the loudest that could be drawn away from NeoGAF were all the lunatics who Isamu had to pretend to.

And still does, although he's hiding now to avoid blowback when it happens every few months. Summit that, summit this, breaches here, problematic and pedophilic pasts coming to haunt staff. Isamu didn't want any of that anymore after people asked if he is as a homophobic bigot.

Pay B-Dubs some money to handle that, like 2 months later the community already knows B-Dubs is full of shit too

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That ex-mod on The Bore said they had absolutely no clue what they were doing when trying to update or change anything with the forum. Maybe Isamu has since decided to spend a bit more money for a competent team, maybe not.
I think it's blatantly obvious that his plan is inspired by fellow forum owner Richard Kyanka and it's to squeeze as much money out of the broke brains who post as long as possible without spending anything. At least B-Dubs is getting paid. Lowtax's tranny jannies do it all for free.
 
I think it's blatantly obvious that his plan is inspired by fellow forum owner Richard Kyanka and it's to squeeze as much money out of the broke brains who post as long as possible without spending anything. At least B-Dubs is getting paid. Lowtax's tranny jannies do it all for free.

Doing it for free is fine if you actually have fun and like spending time looking after autists online.

Every staff member on Era is depressed as fuck with the forum, hated by all members, constantly used by prominent posters to get their way and finding one of them that isn't some deviant or pedophile is proving hard.

Most of the staff have now gone through name changes since NeoGAF. B-Dubs, Volimar, Plagiarize, Jarmel and others not doing that certainly bit them in the ass. It's been known for a long time Besada is even on Resetera, but the tub of lard changed his name and it hasn't leaked as of yet.

When your own staff have to go into witness protection

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If Amir0x could have stayed out of prison he'd probably be moderating Resetera right now.
 
I grew up around chickens. They're at their most entertaining when they're not being fucked with. This is because they have two very distinct modes of behavior:
  • Chickens not being fucked with: A teeming flock of petulant retards, eating each other's feathers and getting in constant fights and drama over who gets to fuck that other chicken/inanimate object over there, with the occasional bout of chicken cannibalism if they notice that one of their number is slightly injured. Mmm. Tastes like chicken.
  • Chickens being fucked with: Oh god we're being fucked with, oh god we're being fucked with
Stupid animals and people are a lot more fun to observe when they're not in defense/survival mode. Please do not fuck with the chickens.


See what I mean? If we fuck with them, we never get to see how enraged they become at the mention of any "gendered language," such as any criticism, ever, of Hillary Clinton.
 
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Thank goodness for that, your life could have been on the line!

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"If I ever pick up....", let me stop you there, none of you play games. Just cry about them.

But it could be even worse, women could be called bitches by B-Dubs!

 
Hecht is really assmad at @sophnar0747

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A candle lit in the window that outted your owner and pedophile mods and gave us many laughs

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Claims he lives rent free in other people's heads, spends all his time browsing websites he says are pathetic

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This is Hecht, he posted it himself


Stay winning Hecht.

If you ever see this man, politely remind him Sophia Narwitz owns his ass.
 
Hecht is really assmad at @sophnar0747

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A candle lit in the window that outted your owner and pedophile mods and gave us many laughs

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Claims he lives rent free in other people's heads, spends all his time browsing websites he says are pathetic

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This is Hecht, he posted it himself


Stay winning Hecht.

If you ever see this man, politely remind him Sophia Narwitz owns his ass.
imagine being this assblasted because someone wrote an article exposing your shitty toxic forum.
Hecht, find a fucking hobby. That, or find yourself a girl (make sure she's above the age of 18, you sick fuck) and start a family. A man your age shouldn't be spending his time yelling at people on twitter and lurking the internet for people talking shit on your pedo hive.
 
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