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What I actually said on Kotaku Splitscreen about the PlayStation 5's specs

Earlier today, someone made an awful thread based on a lengthy conversation I had on the Kotaku Splitscreen podcast by transcribing a single line from it, and it led to 12 pages of truly embarrassing discourse. Since so many of you commented and reacted without actually listening to the episode...
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Jason is really upset.

Nothing says professionalism like an assmad "journalist" who has to act exceptional on a forum and get his band of autistic fangirls to praise him.

Slay Jason, yes King!
 
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EmpGulcasa said:
Haha, wow. What is the thread that's got him so butthurt?
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It was entirely based around the guts of the machine and how it will process the emulation.

If you actually enjoy reading about hardware it's interesting

If you wanted to have sony show new games and talk about how orange man is bad and here are 5 games that help you fight him while you clap for brave women you would hate the presentation.

No price or what the finished system will look like. PS4 backwards compatibility seems to be emulation based and not hardware based. This makes me think that since the internals have changed so drastically it was because they tried to fit more quality of life stuff related to VR. They can't just put PS4 hardware inside the machine and run the ps5 near it like how they did the PS2. PS4 BC will be coming in waves just like how the Xbox One did it.

They're putting a ton of stuff in it that would favor advanced post processing techniques and VR is very resource heavy for shit like that.
 
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DriveByTrolling said:
Jason is really upset.

Nothing says professionalism like an assmad "journalist" who has to act exceptional on a forum and get his band of autistic fangirls to praise him.

Slay Jason, yes King!
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Why does this cunt think most gamers would be bored by a discussion of the technical specifications of a product? They're not fucking games journalists, so it isn't gibberish to them.
 
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So KaceyTron (some twitch lady) made a bad joke about Corona chan and old people (i didn't watch the video, because I only like to watch twitch thots get bit by revengeful cats) but Ree was upset about the "Jokes"

Twitch streamer kaceytron banned indefinitely for "joke" about spreading Coronavirus so old and poor people will die

Thanks for the clarification, but I still don't get this kind of humour. Relax, I am not Twitch. I am just commenting. Nobody is getting banned because of me. Personally, if I were to decide, I would consider some temporary action (maybe just a warning) against some of the people in the...
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Here's a Simp getting upset about people talking about Simps.


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Jamrock DID get banned later for saying "bimbo"
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Some verified guy joined the fun
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also in this topic has some interesting comments-

EU Calls On Netflix To Switch To SD During Coronavirus (Update: Netflix agrees. YouTube too. See threadmarks)

UPDATE: Netflix announces changes to bitrates Original post: The European Union’s Internal Market and Services Commissioner, Thierry Breton, has called on streaming platforms such as Netflix and YouTube to take measures to prevent internet gridlock as the response to the Coronavirus...
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DriveByTrolling said:
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I've been asking? Let's see what I was asking for, maybe I forgot...

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NOPE, definitely wasn't asking for that...

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Also who are those 4 Kiwi viewers? Shame on you. Kill yourself immediately.
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Thought experiment, presuming you where into trans/shemale porn, why would you ever consider Scarlet when compared to the competition? If a casusal browse is anything to go buy the internet is full of tranny porn stars who either pass or at least arnt a great pudgy,sweaty preachy SJW wreck so why would you have a half eaten burger you found in a bin when you can have steak?
 
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Emperor Julian said:
Thought experiment, presuming you where into trans/shemale porn, why would you ever consider Scarlet when compared to the competition? If a casusal browse is anything to go buy the internet is full of tranny porn stars who either pass or at least arnt a great pudgy,sweaty preachy SJW wreck so why would you have a half eaten burger you found in a bin when you can have steak?
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I mean Kevin (a fellow Lolcow https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kevin...ork-of-kevin-gibes.65259/page-94#post-6149476) Would 100% be into this guy, I think there are men who'd probably think this dude is more...attainable. A lot of dudes into tranny porn are either troons or gross chasers themselves & a lot of them aren't really attractive. So maybe this guy would be on their level. Maybe they can be the first to talk to him, leave a comment, support him and hope to get some sweet sweet troon lady asshole. I think it'd just take one fucked up person (like that guy who chased after CWC) to see a disturbed, lonely sex worker and chase him. Or maybe he CAN find love that way. Hopefully, he doesn't attract some sickos. There are very few sane men who chase after troons like him.
Some people are into gross shit, some people have low standards or no standards.
I think they have more of a chance fucking this boy, then a decent looking transwoman who'd never pay them any attention. If he's into women he's out of luck tho. In terms of porn AND real life.
Either way, this dude just wants some attention and he keeps failing no matter what he does. The only attention he gets is Ree which obviously does the body wrong. I do actually feel a *little* bad for this guy.
 
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lololololagain said:
I mean Kevin (a fellow Lolcow https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kevin...ork-of-kevin-gibes.65259/page-94#post-6149476) Would 100% be into this guy, I think there are men who'd probably think this dude is more...attainable. A lot of dudes into tranny porn are either troons or gross chasers themselves & a lot of them aren't really attractive. So maybe this guy would be on their level. Maybe they can be the first to talk to him, leave a comment, support him and hope to get some sweet sweet troon lady asshole. I think it'd just take one fucked up person (like that guy who chased after CWC) to see an disturbed, lonely sex worker and chase him. Or maybe he CAN find love that way.
Some people are into gross shit, some people have low standards or no standards.
I think they have more of a chance fucking this boy, then a decent looking transwoman who'd never pay them any attention If he's into women he's out of luck tho. In terms of porn AND real life.
Either way, this dude just wants some attention and he keeps failing no matter what he does. The only attention he gets is Ree which obviously does the body wrong. I do actually feel a *little* bad for this guy.
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Why do men do this to themselves? There is lots of less severe treatment for autism.
 
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DriveByTrolling said:
This has long been the case. Literally everything is Hitler if it upsets Resetera.
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Imagine if these chuckleheads realize that their pozzed darling fatlus USA at one point localized a game featuring hitler gassing the japs with no survivors and rasputin harrasing women
 
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I’m driving right now but can someone please catalogue the reactions to the Trumpbucks proposal and these exceptional users complete inability to read and subsequent hilarious meltdowns?

Trump seeking $850B in emergency stimulus ($500B in payroll tax cut, $250B for small business loans, $58B for airlines) UP: Possibly sending checks

Was this scene supposed to make Joker look bad? I can’t remember. Not the money distribution. It was his plan to kill everyone that came out for the money that made him look bad.
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"Simp" seems to have gained popularity out of nowhere for some reason. And apparently it's gendered? I thought it was just short for "simpleton." Is it some acronym or something? What am I missing?
 
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Particle Bored said:
"Simp" seems to have gained popularity out of nowhere for some reason. And apparently it's gendered? I thought it was just short for "simpleton." Is it some acronym or something? What am I missing?
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It means kill niggers heil Hitler gas the kikes race war now. Or something. Who knows? Yet another thing the moron media have suddenly decided is some kind of Nazi symbol.
 
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Particle Bored said:
"Simp" seems to have gained popularity out of nowhere for some reason. And apparently it's gendered? I thought it was just short for "simpleton." Is it some acronym or something? What am I missing?
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Maybe it's a rejected year old chan meme, uncovered by internet savvy children to own the libs ebin style on le reddit, like what happened with cope.
 
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