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Fuck screencapping the OP I'm just gonna
I work in retail. I have been working in the industry for about 10 years.
I have been a cashier, a department lead and a manager.

During these 10 years people did not even register my name when they asked for a manager.
And that is the least of the social offenses I, and MANY of my peers had to endure, because apparently, the job I was doing was only for High school kids or for idiots.
I have been spit on( No, NOT figuratively, actually literally), stabbed in the arm, and belittled.

All for just above minimum wage.

Then comes the Corona-crisis!
All of a sudden I'm a fucking hero!

People still spit on me and my job choice, and they don't respect personal space even in this fucking pandemic, infecting my colleagues and me, probably.

But the media, and celebrities say we're heroes!
Like in every commercial break between the corona specials.

We're not. We are just the unlucky assholes who you can leave your frustration at right now, because apparently it's "ridiculous" to not let you buy 24, 24-packs of toilet paper.

And we're still getting minimum wage or maybe slightly above.
The government here in Germany, in their unlimited gratitude, announced that paying bonuses to retail staff is left to individual companies and corporations.
OF COURSE most of them will choose to pay their workers more than they have to. /sneed
At least that bonus would be tax-free.
I do have to note REWE as one of the big retailers taking this seriously. They reserved 20 million € for bonuses. That may be not that much for each individual but it's 20 mil off the balance for worker's sakes.
I'm only a LITTLE bit bitter that I stopped working for them a few years ago. :P
But then again, any and every one of those people actually getting this bonus, earned it ten times over.

But it's not just the pay. It's the whole social standing of my chosen profession. It's fucked.
I spent three years learning to be a good retail manager. Most of the people doing my job did that.
And they're still seen as easily replacable idiots, not just by corporates but by the dumb customers too.

But all of a sudden we are the heroes, keeping life in the city going.
Guess what? That was always the case.

We don't need your faux congratulations now.
It won't keep us healthy, nor will it improve our low wages.

Don't put on a fake show, by calling us heroes.

Just treating us like fucking human beings when NO cameras are on you would already make my life better. And those of countless other people.
I like to imagine people will appreciate what we do, a lot more when covid-19 is actually like a flu...
...but I think, most of them will go back to literally spitting on us when this crisis is over.

Actions speak more than a thousand words.

Don't call me a hero, so that you feel better.
Just treat me like a human being and we're already at the minimum of human interaction.


I'm sorry for writing a huge shit-post that's basically just venting.
I just think all this media bullshit is making me sick faster than the virus could.

EDIT: Hopefully cleaned of typos...

EDIT2: Nope...still typos there. I'm too drunk(on my first day off in two weeks, just to add that!) to be making threads right now I guess. >.>
All those bitter assholes need a dose of Gundato
 
The worst part is that the guy they are quoting actually has a point, with the social distancing guidelines and quarantines in some parts of the US, finding a good gun range to familiarize yourself with the firearm you bought(I.E get some target practice in, get some maintenance practice/advice from people who are more familiar with guns then you, practice loading/reloading the weapon, etc)actually IS more difficult then it would be normally, but did anyone give a shit about that? Nope!

The only possible reason to own a gun in these exceptional individuals minds is because you want to murder ethnic minorities, obviously. Why? Because everyone on Reeera is a fucking exceptional moron.

The story of Resetera.

User tries to make a good point.... user goes full retard the second they start typing. No shit everyone has to be responsible with guns, but how that translates into "I'm gonna go shoot Slayven" I do not know.

Resetera has some black lunatics that are terrible human beings, but no one is going to shoot them. Just make fun of them. They're more likely to shoot themselves with how depressed and manic they get living on that forum. That is if they aren't already filling themselves with hormones, shaving their hair off and cutting their dicks whilst howling at the moon every night because of jokes on the internet.
 
Fuck screencapping the OP I'm just gonna
I work in retail. I have been working in the industry for about 10 years.
I have been a cashier, a department lead and a manager.

During these 10 years people did not even register my name when they asked for a manager.
And that is the least of the social offenses I, and MANY of my peers had to endure, because apparently, the job I was doing was only for High school kids or for idiots.
I have been spit on( No, NOT figuratively, actually literally), stabbed in the arm, and belittled.

All for just above minimum wage.

Then comes the Corona-crisis!
All of a sudden I'm a fucking hero!

People still spit on me and my job choice, and they don't respect personal space even in this fucking pandemic, infecting my colleagues and me, probably.

But the media, and celebrities say we're heroes!
Like in every commercial break between the corona specials.

We're not. We are just the unlucky assholes who you can leave your frustration at right now, because apparently it's "ridiculous" to not let you buy 24, 24-packs of toilet paper.

And we're still getting minimum wage or maybe slightly above.
The government here in Germany, in their unlimited gratitude, announced that paying bonuses to retail staff is left to individual companies and corporations.
OF COURSE most of them will choose to pay their workers more than they have to. /sneed
At least that bonus would be tax-free.
I do have to note REWE as one of the big retailers taking this seriously. They reserved 20 million € for bonuses. That may be not that much for each individual but it's 20 mil off the balance for worker's sakes.
I'm only a LITTLE bit bitter that I stopped working for them a few years ago. :P
But then again, any and every one of those people actually getting this bonus, earned it ten times over.

But it's not just the pay. It's the whole social standing of my chosen profession. It's fucked.
I spent three years learning to be a good retail manager. Most of the people doing my job did that.
And they're still seen as easily replacable idiots, not just by corporates but by the dumb customers too.

But all of a sudden we are the heroes, keeping life in the city going.
Guess what? That was always the case.

We don't need your faux congratulations now.
It won't keep us healthy, nor will it improve our low wages.

Don't put on a fake show, by calling us heroes.

Just treating us like fucking human beings when NO cameras are on you would already make my life better. And those of countless other people.
I like to imagine people will appreciate what we do, a lot more when covid-19 is actually like a flu...
...but I think, most of them will go back to literally spitting on us when this crisis is over.

Actions speak more than a thousand words.

Don't call me a hero, so that you feel better.
Just treat me like a human being and we're already at the minimum of human interaction.


I'm sorry for writing a huge shit-post that's basically just venting.
I just think all this media bullshit is making me sick faster than the virus could.

EDIT: Hopefully cleaned of typos...

EDIT2: Nope...still typos there. I'm too drunk(on my first day off in two weeks, just to add that!) to be making threads right now I guess. >.>
All those bitter assholes need a dose of Gundato
Hey, do you know if this coupon from a month ago is still valid?
 
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Big keks from the hentai thread
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That slipshine bitch is infact the protected class in that thread
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In another thread, reeera mad over Dan Carlin, host of podcast Hardcore History, is wrongthink
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Wow Dan thinking of the working class but not thinking of the white people in dresses smh
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This shit doesn't even sound like reality, he's gotta go for a fucking grandma like, "Sorry old lady, but you should've voted Hilary" *BLAM*

Aaand one more thing
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*injects 500ccs of estrogen* I'M PROGRESSING EVOLUTIOOOOON!!! WOOO!
 
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Says the man (Fat4All) who has nothing else in his life than being an e-celeb on an unhinged forum

:thinking:

Resetera isn't the reason other forums exist Hecht, we just laugh at you for essentially being a free entry into a zoo, 365 days a year.

Laughter keeps the world turning, and for that, we do salute you

:semperfidelis:

B-Dubs is managing to make the traffic going to Resetera slow, even during lockdowns. Maybe something to think about Hecht.
 
Resetera is starting a new campaign against KING TERF Graham Linehan


The troons and other mentally unwell lunatics who make shit up are losing their minds

:story:

He's a lolcow himself but seeing the Resetera butthurt from any source is always a good laugh.
 
He's a lolcow himself but seeing the Resetera butthurt from any source is always a good laugh.

He's a lolcow because he seems socially oblivious to the fact that while his opinions have remained the same, woke opinions that are allowed have completely changed and he's expected to bow to that.

It's not like he's actually wrong about troons and pansexual bullshit or anything.
 

Oh boy this is a good one. It should be closed soon surely because "We don't give a platform to Joe Rogan or his content", but in the meantime piss yourselves laughing.

It seems super mega Hitler deluxe Joe Rogan is assmad Bernie didn't win so will vote Trump instead of rapist Biden. Resetera is not happy because Bernie was also Hitler Deluxe and Resetera has already stated if you don't vote for rapist Biden you will kill Slayven and Nepenthe.

:story:

These people and this coming election. It's going to be a bloodbath. Biden is a rapist with dementia and even if you don't like Trump socialist Grandpa was probably a better bet for the Democrats than sleepy Joe.

We're going to have another meme for Resetera


I truly think this might be the year they actually make good on their constant suicide threats

:optimistic:


Your neighborhoods? You sound like an entitled chimp to be honest

:story:


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Resetera owned. Super mega Hitler deluxe Joe Rogan comes out the good guy whilst Resetera is pro-rape.

I wonder how Ms.Galaxy and Diggeh are handling the fact Resetera protects pedophile moderators and now has a site wide policy that rape is acceptable and okay as long as it's Democrats raping?

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Hecht is also continuing being assmad at the whole internet for making fun of his lolcow "depression" on Twitter


Hecht, do the world a favor and continue drinking yourself to death.

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Having Tyler Malka's rebranded forum shit on you from great heights

:story:

Speaking of that picture, here it is

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Not sure about personal details, only ever seen the Hecht picture that proved he wasn't Besada. He acts like Besada though.

He looks like he molests children. A good fit for a Resetera admin.

Speaking of Linehan


Hecht reminds me of Peter Bright. He has that look about him.

Based Linehan knowing Hecht is one to watch.

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Don't use the language of marginilized groups? Ok Mr Nigga Shemale.


Jannies on Resetera DO NOT FORGET. You can just imagine them with their notebooks writing down who has A HISTORY.

Funny how when anyone brings up the history of the Resetera jannies it gets ignored or downplayed, or you get banned

:thinking:


Even janny Bork is shitting on B-Dubs

:story:
 
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Morrigan is offended by big tits and also demands women age and presumably get uglier in a game.

Almost as if it's complete projection

:thinking:


Ooops!

:story:


A woman with the male gaze... I mean I guess it can be true with how many troons are on Resetera.
 
He's a lolcow because he seems socially oblivious to the fact that while his opinions have remained the same, woke opinions that are allowed have completely changed and he's expected to bow to that.

It's not like he's actually wrong about troons and pansexual bullshit or anything.
He’s not a lolcow because he’s TE, he’s a lolcow because he is a male comedy writer who is a RF.
 
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