NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

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He ain't wrong.

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In other news, here is Kirblar's twitter account and he is happy rape won

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And here is a blog which probably has some lunacy on it


edit - And that was easy, here is Kirblar

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Ian Shore

This is the face of lunacy on GAF/Resetera for years masturbating over Hillary and being an advocate for rape

Ian is an interesting guy. We don’t agree on a lot of things, have disparate prisms for card and strategy evaluation, and generally only find “We play Magic.” as our common ground.

Which probably explains why we talk so much whenever we meet up. We have one more feature in common: a desire to grow our understanding through seeing different points of view. I appreciate his sharp values and pointers around the game, particularly Limited, and he appreciates my… something, I guess. I didn’t ask him.

But what’s more important is that he’s a great guy, clean player, loves to see new decks, and play my cube. There’s no way a guy like that is bad.

Ian Shore, The Facts:

  • Twitter: @Kirblar024
  • GDS2 Wiki Page: http://tinyurl.com/Kirblar (updates forthcoming)
  • Picked up Magic in 5th grade, around the time of Revised and Fallen Empires
  • Eric Froehlich was in that same 5th grade class with Ian
  • Only started the PTQ grind this year (Must. Be. Nice.)


An unhinged lunatic playing Magic, someone let Jeremy know!

Even 10 years ago, back in 2010, Kirblar had that smug "I'm a total asshole" face

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It seems not much changes in 10 years Kirblart, mall cop!
 
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They're really doubling-down on the whole IT'S A STUTTER!!!!!!!!! thing, or bad lighting? Ageism? What the fuck is going here

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This guy's been here since Thanksgiving, no posting niche in particular or activity, then drops the most prepackaged Biden handwave you could ever imagine. Unless he actually feels compelled to come to his aid this much, there's no fucking way this isn't one of many whitenoise astroturfing accounts to come, not just to Re mind you, but anywhere there's a comment box in 2020. Biden's gonna be giving them a LOT of record to correct, and I think we're gonna start seeing various moderation flexes like "no Biden rape discussion" because the good guy news orgs haven't deemed it real yet
 
They're really doubling-down on the whole IT'S A STUTTER!!!!!!!!! thing, or bad lighting? Ageism? What the fuck is going here

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This guy's been here since Thanksgiving, no posting niche in particular or activity, then drops the most prepackaged Biden handwave you could ever imagine. Unless he actually feels compelled to come to his aid this much, there's no fucking way this isn't one of many whitenoise astroturfing accounts to come, not just to Re mind you, but anywhere there's a comment box in 2020. Biden's gonna be giving them a LOT of record to correct, and I think we're gonna start seeing various moderation flexes like "no Biden rape discussion" because the good guy news orgs haven't deemed it real yet

Trump is getting older, but fuck me, Biden makes Trump look like a 40 year old.

And yeah I know Trump is younger than Biden, but Bernie is older than Biden and even socialist Grandpa who is basically the crypt-keeper

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destroys Biden at speaking

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I know we have lots of Dems on the Farms, cause unlike what the shithole Resetera thinks, the Farms is more diverse of thought than their place. Even on here Dems have to know Trump will destroy Biden. Everyone gets together on the Farms to laugh at lunacy, Dems and Republicans alike.

Just because the negros in the South like Biden because of Obama doesn't mean he's winning

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He'll lose because he cannot speak for longer than a few minutes without saying something more tarded than KSweeley

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Give it another 6 months and Biden will be in diapers.
 
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Yes, it really would be interesting if a forum based on transparency actually named these "alt-accounts"

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It's almost as if Hecht, in a drunken rampage, just uses that excuse to perm accounts that upset him.

But stay safe, don't drink too much Hecht, B-Dubs gave you a tag as well because you did something cool!

Also that topic is hilarious, as Xaszatm spergs out about Biden and the inmates are assmad they cannot tell him to shut the fuck up and vote for Biden

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Yes, it really would be interesting if a forum based on transparency actually named these "alt-accounts"

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It's almost as if Hecht, in a drunken rampage, just uses that excuse to perm accounts that upset him.

But stay safe, don't drink too much Hecht, B-Dubs gave you a tag as well because you did something cool!

Also that topic is hilarious, as Xaszatm spergs out about Biden and the inmates are assmad they cannot tell him to shut the fuck up and vote for Biden

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I get a kick out of theses faggots who think they're better than other Biden voters.

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You're still voting for him! You think Biden cares if you are sad while you pull the lever for him? Lol
 
I get a kick out of theses faggots who think they're better than other Biden voters.

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You're still voting for him! You think Biden cares if you are sad while you pull the lever for him? Lol

If the people want Biden then the people get Biden. It's not going to be as bad as it would be with Hillary.

The massive issue with Biden isn't what winds up Resetera as they try to go through their progressive checklists and see if rape is OK, it's if Biden can be competent for years let alone a month. There's something up with that man in the head that isn't good. Not the kind of weakness you need running a country.

But yeah these faggots trying to say their vote is special or something is sad. It's always about them. Me me me.

I'm just here to see if Trump wins again and the suicide rates go up on Resetera

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So the ResetEra moderators say it's more important not to hurt the fee fees of people claiming sexual abuse on the internet on a forum where that grants you social standing over the literally millions, possibly billion of children being raped in ICE camps by the guards as Trump and all his supporters watch? Industralized rape camps are less important than things like Midnight Jon's being "coerced into sex for over a month" story?

Makes you start to suspect what their real complaint about the proven millions of child rape camps is, mainly that they are guards er, moderators on ResetEra instead of at these Trump™ child rape camps? Jarmel, Volimar and other current and former staff were not available for a response at the time of publication.
 
Another animal crossings spergout because China banned it. This of course has resulted in Orange Man Bad being thrown around. This person got swarmed not for defending the Chinese government, but for saying politics don’t belong in Animal Crossing. Classic Resetera
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Brian is having another moment again

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A reminder who Brian is


Also the same woke bois keep bumping the "Biden savagely rapes a woman" topic and literally no one prominent on Resetera cares


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Where is B-Dubs? Where is Diggeh? Where is RedMercury? So much for believing women on Resetera. B-Dubs even banned Frozenprincess for believing women too hard. It seems like B-Dubs and his crew firmly believe that in order to beat the BAD ORANGE MAN, you need to rape your way to success

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Unless you are Tyler Malka. Rape in that instance reduced your income and free'd all your inmates from the asylum 🤔

Might have made NeoGAF a more usable forum, but poor Tyler lost his cash cows.
 
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