NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[UnclePhil]

Every smashed window was a vote for Trump. Every arson fire was ten, every rally to combat bikini armor a hundred and every DDoS attack another thousand. As I type this, the outcome still hinges on a few states that haven't finished reporting. Trump is likely getting Pennsylvania, and if he takes any of other battlegrounds he has the election. REE will have no one to blame but them and theirs if he does.

As someone who has been on the edge of depressive madness a few times, I feel for their mental health. But theirs is the kind of depression where they want the rest of the world to fetch their phone so they can type another suicide note. I cannot help but stand in awe at some of these posts. Their election rhetoric and verse is on the level of Poe lamenting about the Red Death.

 

[DriveByTrolling]

Looks like Biden will edge it, the Resetera jannies get to live another day. Hopefully Hecht isn't in an alcohol coma right now with no one to call 911 for him.

 

[AnOminous]

I can't believe that the average age in Retardera is 35.

I can.

 

[DriveByTrolling]

Kyuuji isn't even in America

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Also, a reminder that Kyuuji is a gay "non-binary" man who was rocking those they/them pro-nouns for years and only decided to "troon out" this year when it became super popular on Resetera.

Absolutely no attempt to "transition", literally just decided to change to She/Her pronouns and that is accepted on Resetera

 

[AirdropShitposts]

 

[Next Task]

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Perhaps all this time focussing on the plight of black people, explicitly catering to them and them only while pretending it's for all people of colour, when there's another non-white race that outnumbers them in population, wasn't the smartest idea for winning the most votes.

ResetEra has had troon summits, black summits, even asian summits. Did they ever get a latino summit? As far as I recall there's not many notable latino posters, and what ones they do have are not Latino-American but actually from South America.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

think of the mental health of the lurkers!

 

[UnclePhil]

think of the mental health of the lurkers!

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RIP Brawly. Your concern dismissals shall be a testament to your brave martyrdom.

 

[Cured Tranny]

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He is just home then.
Retardera have a lot o people like him, who doesn't know basic things, but are experts in democracy and elections -_-

and what ones they do have are not Latino-American but actually from South America.

You do know that South Americans are latinos, right? It is not just México.
Unles this is about semantics. Because a latino born in América (the name of the whole continent) is a latino-american and not only a person who was born in United States of América.

 

[Kingdok]

Damn it, if Biden really wins i'll have to can my epic ownage compilation! Though again, maybe if Trump pulls an upset and manages to win after all that shit that would make it even funnier.

 

[UnclePhil]

Damn it, if Biden really wins i'll have to can my epic ownage compilation! Though again, maybe if Trump pulls an upset and manages to win after all that shit that would make it even funnier.

If Biden wins the thread will still be miserable. You're in for a show either way.

 

[InfamyBrah]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/michael-moore-%E2%80%98don%E2%80%99t-believe-the-polls-trump-vote-is-always-undercounted%E2%80%99.316432/

Progressive Michael Moore warning people about the polls days before the election. Of course, the most unhinged leftist of Resetera can't help themselves :






Of course, not only Moore was right, but it's the first time in his career that he's been so on point about something so important for the entire world. Some based posters didn't forget to rub this in the "b-but the polls" crew :

All of a sudden, Red Mercury enter the thread :



Based posters openly shit on him for it :






Red Mercury decide to double down in his dumb approach and people go all in saying out loud what every normal posters think about his sad and sorry ass :

Edit : and it keeps going lmao. Red Mercury down and triple down.

This thread is a lowkey goldmine. It's also a friendly reminder that not only Resetera is an awful enclosed bubble that smell its own fart, but it's also a reminder that some normal people exist on that board. They'll probably get banned soon because staff is swallowing Red Mercury childish antics, but they exist.

Look staff of Resetera. We all know you're monitoring this thread. You know you aren't smart and keep fucking up. Listen to Farm free advices : stop pandering to assholes like Red Mercury, Excelsiersef, Kyuuji and congrats, you made your platform a better place for everyone else. Slap their mouth shut really hard each time they're showing their teeth.

I don't want to boast, but I called it :

I don't have many talents outside of guitar, but I'm fairly good at predicting stuff and how people react overall, sometime to an eerie level.

Overall, even if Biden win (and I wish he do), the whole thing is a BIG republican win. Senate is still theirs, they have Barrett at the supreme court which is a fucking miracle for them, their overall support is at an all-time high... They managed to secure a big support DESPITE Trump antics and manners. Even if he wins and that's not a given still to this point, Biden is center-right at best, if not totally right leaning with a blue coat.

The US of A are clearly leaning heavily toward the right and the leftist are done for a good decade. It will be a steep uphill battle for them.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Biden is center-right at best, if not totally right leaning with a blue coat.

Biden is irrelevant as far as policy goes. He says whatever the man in the earpiece says, and any policy will be a continuation of what Obama started.

 

[InfamyBrah]

Biden is irrelevant as far as policy goes. He says whatever the man in the earpiece says, and any policy will be a continuation of what Obama started.

True, except the man in the earpiece will be Obama himself. Except this time, it's Obama with the lesson learnt.

Obama has evolved. https://www.cnbc.com/2019/11/16/obama-warns-democrats-against-going-too-far-left.html

Like I said, the leftist are fucked very hard for almost a decade. If Biden wins, it's by a thin air and that changes everything.

 

[MichaelScott]

I don't want to boast, but I called it :

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I don't have many talents outside of guitar, but I'm fairly good at predicting stuff and how people react overall, sometime to an eerie level.

Overall, even if Biden win (and I wish he do), the whole thing is a BIG republican win. Senate is still theirs, they have Barrett at the supreme court which is a fucking miracle for them, their overall support is at an all-time high... They managed to secure a big support DESPITE Trump antics and manners. Even if he wins and that's not a given still to this point, Biden is center-right at best, if not totally right leaning with a blue coat.

The US of A are clearly leaning heavily toward the right and the leftist are done for a good decade. It will be a steep uphill battle for them.

Out of curiosity, why do you want him to win? I mean, I'm not US citizen I don't give a crap about who wins, but I prefer Trump because of the salt. Do you think Biden winning would bring more salt to Resetera or are you just democrat?

 

[Ctrl+Alt+Rt]

The US of A are clearly leaning heavily toward the right and the leftist are done for a good decade. It will be a steep uphill battle for them.

lol

(CNN)

Trump 2024 then.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

If Biden wins the thread will still be miserable. You're in for a show either way.

It will be a few days of crowing then right back to the ree'ing as they realise they still cannot leave the house without literally being murdered by CDPR or JK Rowling.

 

[AnOminous]

It will be a few days of crowing then right back to the ree'ing as they realise they still cannot leave the house without literally being murdered by CDPR or JK Rowling.

Or when they realize even Biden hates Nigger Criminal Lives Matter.

 

[DriveByTrolling]

It will be a few days of crowing then right back to the ree'ing as they realise they still cannot leave the house without literally being murdered by CDPR or JK Rowling.

Biden winning will be quite funny because for the average person very little ever changes unless the President does something totally mental. In another life Biden was a Republican, he won't do half the unhinged shit he's promised the woke brigade for votes.

Quite quickly the nutcases on Resetera will find out they're still miserable and still have to exist in a world where Mike Pondsmith is traveling around in a tank blowing up troons. The new Harry Potter game will still get 80+ on Metacritic with Biden as President.

 

[UnclePhil]

Or when they realize even Biden hates Nigger Criminal Lives Matter.

They've already had a mini-meltdown over Biden asking them not to punch the police.

If anything, a positive I can take from a Biden win is he is not REE's savior. Some of his more moderate policies are not in line with REE's dreams of a commie utopia. They only insist on him because Trump-lite is better than Trump. If Biden wins, a lot of the non-normie REE crowd come February will wonder why a federal mandate hasn't been issued to revise Cyberpunk and Harry Potter, and the entitled demands will start anew.