NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

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Buy it on PC and cheat you stupid faggot if you are this much of a retard.

Or use summons.

Honestly, anyone complaining about Souls games is peak retard. The devs just let you straight up summon people to play the game for you.
Used it a couple of times in my first playthrough of Bloodborne
 
Gotta be honest, I just knew about her today and thought that she was a nigger, and Awkwafina was her real ebonic name like the other woman that was called Airwrecka (alledgely, sounds like Erika):

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Airwrecka McBride?

Oh so it's perfectly fine to culturally appropriate Arabic and Celtic names?
 
Weekly easy mode begging thread, this time with the admission that he’s incompetent.
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The only boss I ever felt needed an easy mode was the goddamn capra demon, and that just because of how shitty it was that you got mobbed the instant you walk through the gate and before you can even see the enemies.

then I learned about the firebomb trick to kill him, and there’s nothing else really worth complaining about.

I think the people who hold up the games as some bastion of fairness where “every time you die it’s your fault” is crap, but I also think the people who act like the games are completely impossible to ever beat are also full of shit.
 
The only boss I ever felt needed an easy mode was the goddamn capra demon, and that just because of how shitty it was that you got mobbed the instant you walk through the gate and before you can even see the enemies.

then I learned about the firebomb trick to kill him, and there’s nothing else really worth complaining about.

I think the people who hold up the games as some bastion of fairness where “every time you die it’s your fault” is crap, but I also think the people who act like the games are completely impossible to ever beat are also full of shit.
Literally kill the two dogs first since they aggro way before the demon. Once they're dead, run up the stairs and you can kill him from there.
 
dude you can literally bomb him through barriers.

Yeah, that’s what I mean, when I learned about that trick, I no longer have any sympathy for people who say the game needs an easy mode, cause that trick eliminates the only part where I feel like the interface fucks you.

I think the games have some obnoxious tricks, and some of the fights are just unfair (Dark Souls 2 just mobs you sometimes) but it’s also something where you as a player get better, not just the character, and that’s really cool. It is a game where you get better at the specific encounters by repetition, but also get better at predicting what the game will do later because you learn to think like the game, and that’s really impressive.

So few games actually do that, and people who can’t handle that clearly are the same people who just play games to be spoonfed new things to see, whereas I will always remember the first time I saw Anor Londo, not just because it looks awesome, but because I remember everything it took to see it.
Not to turn this into gamefarms, but is pc the best way to play Souls games? I tried it on console but couldn't get a hang of the controls
I can’t imagine mouse & keyboard being better than controller, but you could try. DS1 on PC needs DSFix, though. The game is a pretty notoriously bad port.
 
"too focus tested", "designed by an algorithm" is just a way say it looks like a SJW game without getting banned? It looks exactly like that but usually people like the one at Reeera refuse to admit that they're the NPC consoomers.
Its probably closer to the truth ironically. Some suit in marketing heard the kids like brown women with that haircut they have and antifa so here we are.
 
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