NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

Haramburger said:
The couch multiplayer is tight, but there's a single village/island. You can't ever have more than one island on the console. Whomever plays first, that profile is the island representative and you have to count on that person to place bridges and do some of the more expansive questing in the game. You can have multiple other profiles sharing the same island.

In the case of the tranny being triggered by their old save data, they could make a new profile on their switch and continue to live on the island, but the animal residents when spoken to will occasionally reference people they've seen and interacted with. The nintendo animals will literally deadname the original profile that played, even if they delete that profile. They would have to delete the entire island and start over from scratch/day one, losing not only their house size and crafting recipe/catalog/achievement progress, but also their museum bug/fish/art collections and the animals they liked/had as residents, and the hassle of seasonal event items needing to be reacquired.
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Based Nintendo dabbing on the troons.
 
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During this whole retard debate of paying mods, has anyone pointed out that the current mods shouldn't really even have a say since they are essentially bargaining to reduce whatever faggot rights future mods might have?
 
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Haramburger said:
They would have to delete the entire island and start over from scratch/day one, losing not only their house size and crafting recipe/catalog/achievement progress, but also their museum bug/fish/art collections and the animals they liked/had as residents, and the hassle of seasonal event items needing to be reacquired.
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Imagine being such a complete retard that you suffer self-inflicted bullshit like this, that no sane person would give a single fuck about.
jallsballs said:
During this whole retard debate of paying mods, has anyone pointed out that the current mods shouldn't really even have a say since they are essentially bargaining to reduce whatever faggot rights future mods might have?
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If you are a RetardEra mod, you should just commit suicide because you are completely worthless.
 
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AirdropShitposts said:
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thin skinned jannies couldn't handle this joke (or they actually banned him for posting the other forum links)
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Haramburger said:
There's something poetic and sad about people paying to post on a video game forum and complain about video games, instead of having the money to buy a console and play said video games.


In a roundabout way, it realistically is. Cows like Randi Harper have historically offered 5 figures to have their ED pages deleted, and byuu was fake offering six figures to have his removed here. Thread by thread the farms is an extremely valuable site but finding someone willing to take the heat in the public rags for buying it is the hard part.
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Honestly Null should just have service for people to hire profesional internet detectives and take commision as middle man.
"Kiwifarms, If it exists on internet well find it"
"Kiwifarms- Skilled, Your money- Well invested, your target-Naked".

Come on guys there funnier people here than me.
 
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AnOminous said:
What is this retard even talking about?
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I believe this is our last known photo of Lamptramp, that she tweeted herself roughly a year or so ago:
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www.resetera.com

Thanks ERA for helping me come to terms with being transgender.

Hello ERA, This is the first thread I've ever posted, I've never felt comfortable with putting any thoughts out there front and centre. However I wanted to say a massive thankyou to TransERA for helping me finally take that first step after so many years of hiding and self loathing, for being...
www.resetera.com www.resetera.com
 
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Dlagonrold said:
Huge shoutout to Cerium for so wonderfully upholding KF's ideals. He wasn't content to simply milk the cows and sell cheese in a little roadside stand. Instead, he made a cashmaking factory dairy. And then, he cashed in on the dairy as soon as he saw the yields declining and the low birth weights of the new cows. And the cows thanked him for it, saluting him on his way to his Jamaican sugar plantation mansion. Then, the cows welcomed the new head of the dairy, positive that the "Abattoir Equipment & Services" truck on the property surely must be there to plant some new, even more delicious grass.

I'm almost tearing up at the beauty of all of this. Hats off to Cerium for wringing every dime possible out of underemployed, mentally ill, incels.
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This was some M. Night Shyamalan Chinese voodoo by the Chief himself.

Sets up Resetera to steal the userbase from Tyler Malka when his woke brigade finally turn on him and abuses "work for free jannies" to set the whole thing up for him. Using "big names from NeoGAF" to do all the heavy lifting/attracting users.

Maybe spends a small amount to get it up and running quickly, but daddy Fukui is rich and its pocket change to kickstart a forum. The Fukui family knew there would be an out.

Then bails the second the trannies have a mass chimp out and leaves some retard called B-Dubs to run the site, whilst making 700k+ a year off outrage trannies and Nepenthe working for free. Sits on the site for a few years before selling the userbase information to some shady "MMO Chinese government" website.

Master Fukui never cared about the trannies and Black Culture Thread (RIP Enzom21), this was a master play to exploit retards. Gotta give Isamu some credit, he played them like a fiddle and left them all holding the bag.
 
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AirdropShitposts said:
I believe this is our last known photo of Lamptramp, that she tweeted herself roughly a year or so ago:
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Lmao "she." ROTFL.
DriveByTrolling said:
Master Fukui never cared about the trannies and Black Culture Thread (RIP Enzom21), this was a master play to exploit retards. Gotta give Isamu some credit, he played them like a fiddle and left them all holding the bag.
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Imagine murdering more troons than the Farms and making $4.5 million doing it. Isamu Fukui is my hero now.
 
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AirdropShitposts said:
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I believe this is our last known photo of Lamptramp, that she tweeted herself roughly a year or so ago:
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www.resetera.com

Thanks ERA for helping me come to terms with being transgender.

Hello ERA, This is the first thread I've ever posted, I've never felt comfortable with putting any thoughts out there front and centre. However I wanted to say a massive thankyou to TransERA for helping me finally take that first step after so many years of hiding and self loathing, for being...
www.resetera.com www.resetera.com
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that shirt has aged well :tomgirl:
 
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The best part of all of this is how clear the grift was. Jokes were being made about Cerium coning a bunch of trannies on nearly day one. And after he pretty much disappeared it became obvious.

The only way it could get better is if he makes some statement saying "jk rowling is a hero, terfs are right, trump 2024 bby"
 
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Rei is shit said:
The best part of all of this is how clear the grift was. Jokes were being made about Cerium coning a bunch of trannies on nearly day one. And after he pretty much disappeared it became obvious.

The only way it could get better is if he makes some statement saying "jk rowling is a hero, terfs are right, trump 2024 bby"
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It shows how retarded B-Dubs, Hecht and all the other jannies were. The second Cerium noped out during the tranny genocide summit everyone in this topic said he'll never be back and is just cashing in behind the scenes. The chink had some tiny cojones though, to go away and plan for the big sale this quickly. Forums might be dying but I could have seen him sticking it out for this whole console cycle. It was easy money letting the jannies work for themselves to death, for free. 700k a year to sit back and watch Hecht hit the bottle.

Then boom, sold, walk away with millions and leave the trannies and jannies holding the bag. That Isamu Fukui is one sly motherfucker. I guess he knew the Cyberpunk DLC dropping early next year might finally kill Hecht, and he decided take millions now rather than have to see Resetera go through another tranny summit.

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Now the new owners will probably have full-page ads for the new Cyberpunk DLC

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