NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[jakdex]

they are taking the news about as well as you'd expect https://www.resetera.com/threads/ni...cter-update-nintendo-deconfirms.620169/page-2

Funny how some are claiming shit like :

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Say the opposite about Bridget in Guilty Gear and you'd be INSTABANNED for "misgendering"

At this point i'm starting to believe the 4chan autists that Bridget was also "LOCALIZED", i know that Testament was Non-Binary'ed by the "LOCALIZERS", but Bridget seemed to be a lost cause, but you know what, starting to think these alphabet shit really don't go well over the Jap land, they just go by the straight, faggot and that's it, the rest is resetera types larping.

 

[Kel1 shi1]

This OP fills in the whole Resetera bingo card in one go.

 

[jallsballs]

is resetera barred from talking about the keffels kiwi war due to their rules about kf?

 

[jakdex]

is resetera barred from talking about the keffels kiwi war due to their rules about kf?

That and prolly they saw the proof of all the illegal shit the creature did, so maybe they organize themselves on discord to stay quiet and not attract attention to it anymore.

 

[I don't swear]

is resetera barred from talking about the keffels kiwi war due to their rules about kf?

That's a good point. I know they have a thread on Hasan so IDK why I've never seen one about them.

 

[Triple-6]

is resetera barred from talking about the keffels kiwi war due to their rules about kf?

they actually had a pretty good thread about keffals being SWATTED, but once they realized KF was blamed for it they took the thread to the private members only section.

 

[Slurpy2k22]

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This OP fills in the whole Resetera bingo card in one go.

Jesus fucking Christ. This guy has to be one of you guys, right? Can't possibly be real. It's TOO perfect.

 

[Dreamland]

Nothing Loud tore his asshole out with his new boyfriend(s), After spamming his doctor's whatsapp with his finest Nicocado-selfies the surgeon said it will need a full surgical refit and modified diet.

I guess some people do everything for a PHD.

 

[jallsballs]

I didn’t know pain, and then I exposed a hemorrhoid and fissure at the same time on Thursday

I had bottomed for a guy on Thursday night and everything felt normal when suddenly I couldn’t sleep Friday night because of immense pain in the rectal area. Just soreness. Went to urgent care Saturday and they STI checked me, everything came back negative, and they examined me and saw no signs...

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. . . . what the fuck dude

in the OP he makes it seem like this was some surprise but (since hes a faggot and gets pounded in his ass regularly) he was already having butthole issues

lol you beat me to it

 

[Slurpy2k22]

Nothing Loud tore his asshole out with his new boyfriend(s), After spamming his doctor's whatsapp with his finest Nicocado-selfies the surgeon said it will need a full surgical refit and modified diet.
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I guess some people do everything for a PHD.

Good.

Also, is this the same piece of shit who had monkeypox? Glad to see he's doing his damn best to spread it around.

 

[AnOminous]

I guess some people do everything for a PHD.

No surprise a RetardEra tard would be literally and not just figuratively butthurt.

 

[jallsballs]

 

[Slurpy2k22]

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[Motataio]

I didn’t know pain, and then I exposed a hemorrhoid and fissure at the same time on Thursday

I had bottomed for a guy on Thursday night and everything felt normal when suddenly I couldn’t sleep Friday night because of immense pain in the rectal area. Just soreness. Went to urgent care Saturday and they STI checked me, everything came back negative, and they examined me and saw no signs...

www.resetera.com

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. . . . what the fuck dude

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in the OP he makes it seem like this was some surprise but (since hes a faggot and gets pounded in his ass regularly) he was already having butthole issues

So, he has constant anal issues and still insists on bottoming on a regular basis. I wonder why he needs serious medical care?

My bet is on him also being fat and having an awful diet.

 

[jallsballs]

So, he has constant anal issues and still insists on bottoming on a regular basis. I wonder why he needs serious medical care?

My bet is on him also being fat and having an awful diet.

iirc hes a skinny puerto rican or something

 

[Cured Tranny]

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This OP fills in the whole Resetera bingo card in one go.

After the 1st paragraph, I thought that you were exaggerating, but damn. I would doubt, but I have seen so many weird retarded stuff at Resetera, that I believe that this could be real, haha.

 

[Triple-6]

they actually had a pretty good thread about keffals being SWATTED, but once they realized KF was blamed for it they took the thread to the private members only section.

was going to edit this onto my post yesterday before it went down, but adding on now this was the original post. Not sure if they nuked the whole thing or took it members only:

https://www.resetera.com/threads/trans-twitch-streamer-keffals-swatted-woken-up-by-police-pointing-assault-rifle-at-her-seized-belongings-including-work-equipment.617754

Not allowed to talk about Oculus Quests anymore, Zuckerberg went on Joe Rogans podcast...

Quest Pro (project Cambria) seemingly revealed for august

By Zuckerberg on the Joe Rogan podcast, which I’m sure is an unpopular combination of words. Couldn’t see a thread, sorry if I missed it https://uploadvr.com/meta-quest-pro-releases-october/ Rogan said he tried the new headset before the interview, describing a demo with an alien in front of...

www.resetera.com

 

[Weeby Catto]

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so many people teaching about anal sex, you'd think it was a porn forum.

 

[Trout P]

Nothing Loud tore his asshole out with his new boyfriend(s), After spamming his doctor's whatsapp with his finest Nicocado-selfies the surgeon said it will need a full surgical refit and modified diet.
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I guess some people do everything for a PHD.

Wait.
So I thought this guy was gay married, so would his husband eventually figure out his ass was the world's sperm bank?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Wait.
So I thought this guy was gay married, so would his husband eventually figure out his ass was the world's sperm bank?

They have an open relationship to go with their marriage counselor, he regularly brings homeless dudes into their house for this. Who then steal the husbands work shit and electronics. Also they have marriage help books in prominent places in their house. And he sets up lighting in their house that the husband can't stand physically to be in the room with. The husband is the bread winner as Nothing Loud is a tenth year PhD student. It's a very happy marriage.