NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

SunnyD hasn't posted since the announcement. A couple of hours before it:

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There's more people on Gaf and Era talking about how amazing the game is than there are people playing the game.
Well yea, it is because Commissar Nepenthe and Commissar Hecht are policing the thread and sending the ones pointing out that the emperor has no clothes to the gulag. It scares the rest in to complying with the party line that Concord was a record smashing success and broke all steam records and put the chuds in their place. You can tell in their posts they are pleading with god, not for them to get singled out as not enthusiastic enough. They are being held hostage really.
 
They're going to shut this whole studio down.

It would be to much work to shift it to free to play and try and nickel and dime players with microtransactions, and it wouldn't be worth it.
They could do that, but it will never break even, word of how horrible the game is has already spread. They would have to reverse course on the lard ass niggers and afro trannys. And piss off the ResetEra """""""audience""""""". They would have to completely re work not just the gameplay, but its base design language. To take it from ugly negros to waifus. To even have a chance of pulling the negative press back. The picture of the tranny afro, is all people think about when they think about the game now. Knowing how much they have spent already in not just money but time. The price of going F2P is a hope on a wing that wins the lottery 3 times in a row that they even see $20m.
 
DeliciousSunnyD's posts in that thread are some of the funniest shit I've read on there in ages. Every time you think he's peaked he's got another gushing essay about the game. "I thought this was better than Halo 3 but I think this might actually be more like Halo 1 meets Destiny 1 in terms of everything." He's posting generic garbage from the lore like it's the Pali Canon.

The post where he favorably compares the game to Call of Duty because CoD is not bright and colorful enough is going to stay with me until my deathbed.
 
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