NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

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i should start being a regular in this thread again, i forgot how much fun it is to go out into the reee wilderness, find some hysterical lunatics to screencap, and bring them back to share. Its like a zoo - he even did the heckin marvelbrain meme with 0% self awareness
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>Doesn't like DBZ
>loves Marvel
Truly a wretch
 
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From the PoilEra thread:

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ResetEra members gotta make their birthdays depressing and the first few replies are from fellow sad sacks.

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The last guy almost took responsibility for his poor physical fitness, almost... Nah gotta keep trying to use age as an excuse, things just magically change because of a number!

Reminds me of a fat fuck on a Discord I was in that kept making comments like "don't enter your 30s kids" because he "hurt when getting up". Weeks later, I find out the fatty fat fuck is 450lbs. No wonder it hurts getting up, fatass.

I don't get these miserable people that call themselves old because they left 20s, as if they've really convinced themselves there's some big difference between being in their 20s vs 30s. And who the fuck talks about "aging" when they're only 36, that's talk I'd expect from actual old people.

None of these people will age well because they're all just gonna think "whats the point im old" and not bother doing anything to maintain themselves. Losers to the end.
 
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I love the sheer cognitive dissonance. "All you LGBBT people cheering on Palestine know that they're mostly fundamentalist Muslims and hate you, right?"

"That's Islamophobic!"

"We're going to embrace our Muslim brethren and seek common ground with them."

"That's homophobic!"

It's literally trying to support two incompatible groups under the same umbrella, they even know it and are unable to admit it. They get right up to the line of 'maybe we're going to have to pick between supporting gay people and supporting Muslims', and then just sort of stop there while calling everyone on the other side of the line an Istaphobe.

(Also eternally funny is their hatred of Christianity for its conservatism while supporting a far more conservative religion.)
 
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V-tuber and Resetera Fan said:
Half the people on Resetera are terrified of being killed on a daily basis by cars. How do they survive outside?
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Honestly, I get that. DFW area has the worst fucking drivers I've experienced in my life and the only way to survive my daily commute is to constantly remind myself that all other motorists around me are agents of the Demiurge whose sole goal in life is to end mine.
 
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(Also eternally funny is their hatred of Christianity for its conservatism while supporting a far more conservative religion.)
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Generally the worst you find at a church is preaching about abortion being bad and the importance of man & wife. Meanwhile in the worst mosques they have actual terrorist gatherings or plain old talk about killing non believers.

But they're not at risk of being called racist for dunking on christians, so they're all for that.
 
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TroonFiringSquad said:
ResetEra members gotta make their birthdays depressing and the first few replies are from fellow sad sacks.

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The last guy almost took responsibility for his poor physical fitness, almost... Nah gotta keep trying to use age as an excuse, things just magically change because of a number!

Reminds me of a fat fuck on a Discord I was in that kept making comments like "don't enter your 30s kids" because he "hurt when getting up". Weeks later, I find out the fatty fat fuck is 450lbs. No wonder it hurts getting up, fatass.

I don't get these miserable people that call themselves old because they left 20s, as if they've really convinced themselves there's some big difference between being in their 20s vs 30s. And who the fuck talks about "aging" when they're only 36, that's talk I'd expect from actual old people.

None of these people will age well because they're all just gonna think "whats the point im old" and not bother doing anything to maintain themselves. Losers to the end.
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They're all fat. And getting steadily fatter gradually enough that they blame all the problems that come from being fat on "getting older."

After all, the Progressive Hive Mind has long since declared that being fat is healthy and valid, and anyone who thinks otherwise is a bigot. So that means none of their tiredness could come from dragging around an extra 100 pounds every single day, or from living in a constant state of obesity-induced inflammation that fools their body into thinking that they are sick and in need of rest. Nope, it's "entering your 30s."

My favorite is the guy blaming his age on his knees and hips giving out. And then casually mentioning he is "out of shape." Yes sir, your knee problems have nothing to do with the mechanical strain of carrying extra lard around for years and years and gradually wearing your joints down. It's just a random act of chance, a cruel act of sudden fate, unrelated to the physical universe. How fucking depressing.
 
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Nep really really tries to make every thread about them being a victim. No nep, Adobe, Google, Bing, etc did not train their generative AI on your really shitty furry art that everyone hates,

Thread about Adobe wanting people to embrace their generative AI tools. Tons of people cry babying about how AI is evil. Some people try to actually discus how useful the tools are to every day work environment and how theyre not just the shitty bing AI image generation, and Ree reacts as you imagine

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The fact that so many people in the thread keep saying shit like this is proof that they don't really have white collar jobs (nothing wrong with that). As a CPA, our auditing office has bought into some AI tools that help us write, format, and generate useful graphs/clipart/whatever for reports.

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