Alright guys... I have to make a confession. It was me. I am actually not a person. I'm not... really anything that's existed before.
So, you remember the movie ghostbusters 2? Where all the hatred and anger and bad emotions from all those new yorkers caused the sewer to get filled with some kind of evil goo, and it took control of the statue of liberty and smashed up the city?
Or, perhaps, the episode of X-files, in a nice neighborhood where violent murders were taking place, and it turned out that the... strictness of the HOA rules? caused a trash golem to appear and murder people who didn't follow the rules and keep their property nice? OK it wasn't that great of an episode...
Anyway, that's me. I am the kiwi farms trash golem, the poorly animated killer statue of liberty, taking all your evil nazi emotions and making them real. So, in fact, you guys are responsible for all these terrible things you are accused of, only indirectly.
However! If you think that's bad, you should see the trash golem twitter created. Actually, you have, his name is Trump, and he's the monster we deserve. We kill lolcows with our lols, he kills thousands of immigrant children with his shitposts. Last time he tweetered 1/3 of the population of central america died, a 5% increase in the death rate for the day.