NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[ChevroletBlackboard]

Lotus, top of the pops there, has a quintessential avatar.

Surprised ze identifies as male too!

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Twenty six and a half thousand messages in ten months? That's two hundred and ninety-eight days total, meaning an average of eighty nine posts every day.

 

[lucretiarosen]

Brave and stunning. Stunning and brave.

not my finest performance tbh, i kinda phoned that one in

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Upwards of 80 posts per day on average. That's a study in mental illness right there.

Twenty six and a half thousand messages in ten months? That's two hundred and ninety-eight days total, meaning an average of eighty nine posts every day.

@AnOminous

 

[Haramburger]

I had some set backs but I finally got the post_count data. I will use this data to get better action-reply information.
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I also noticed about a dozen name changes, most which were people requesting account deletions.

what's up with the number string on Join Date?

Twenty six and a half thousand messages in ten months? That's two hundred and ninety-eight days total, meaning an average of eighty nine posts every day.

Keep in mind this is Jake Alley-levels of activity on Twitter(80-100 tweets a day & he's on there all 14 hours of his waking day). But there's no character limit on forum posts. It's funny to think the top posters on a video game forum are posting so much, they don't have time left to play actual video games.

 

[Foltest]

26,5 k posts in under one year..... This man has no fucking job or life.

 

[CrunkLord420]

what's up with the number string on Join Date?

https://www.epochconverter.com/

Spoiler: because reasons

 

[CrunkLord420]

Life is Strange 2 is gonna feature two hispanic boys. ResetEra is very angry white girls aren't the protagonists. https://www.resetera.com/threads/life-is-strange-2-reveal-trailer-read-op.63187/

 

[lechatnoir]

Life is Strange 2 is gonna feature two hispanic boys. ResetEra is very angry white girls aren't the protagonists. https://www.resetera.com/threads/life-is-strange-2-reveal-trailer-read-op.63187/
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So Hispanics are white today, gotcha.

 

[CrunkLord420]

Mods need to moment to figure out who gets rank in the progressive stack.

 

[Chase Deckard]

Life is Strange 2 is gonna feature two hispanic boys. ResetEra is very angry white girls aren't the protagonists. https://www.resetera.com/threads/life-is-strange-2-reveal-trailer-read-op.63187/
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That's the perfect thread that shows how they can't just talk about games in a healthy way (immediately hating the game without even giving the benefit of the doubt. Of course it's ok to miss the previous characters ) even without politics, and they also find a way to make it bigger than what it is by starting a pissing contest on whose representation is most needed.

Also, I really LOVE the "READ OP" they so often have to add to the titles. Which usually means "you fucking kids, we always have to tell you not to act like stupid fuckin cunts. " or, on different topcis, "this is our narrative, please follow it blindly".

PS First post of the rebooted thread: "Disappointed in male protagonists."
Amazing.

 

[CrunkLord420]

They restarted the thread because of how embarassing the last one was. https://www.resetera.com/threads/life-is-strange-2-reveal-trailer-thread-rebooted.63214/

Immediately a protected class (wasn't this one of SweetNicole's secret name-change friends?) re-starts the issue: https://www.resetera.com/threads/life-is-strange-2-reveal-trailer-thread-rebooted.63214/

IfSleepoversCouldTalk, just be honest about the fact you're very angry that you won't get a sequel to that teen-girl simulator that soothes your gender dysphoria. Just go watch K-ON again or something.

OOOOH SNAP DAWG https://www.resetera.com/threads/li...er-thread-rebooted.63214/page-2#post-11680846 (https://archive.fo/8YuaQ)

lol lets watch this not be perm

 

[Vulcanusii]

The original A Hat in Time discussion thread had to be locked due to infighting over Jontron's single voiced line in the game archive.is/aMQAY

Spoiler: Some more screenshots

 

[Wärring Ornac]

The original A Hat in Time discussion thread had to be locked due to infighting over Jontron's single voiced line in the game archive.is/aMQAY

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Spoiler: Some more screenshots

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reminder that these people are angry over an optional 15 second dialogue

 

[Oh Shit I'm Sorry]

Life is Strange 2 is gonna feature two hispanic boys. ResetEra is very angry white girls aren't the protagonists. https://www.resetera.com/threads/life-is-strange-2-reveal-trailer-read-op.63187/
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IfSleepoversCouldTalk has set a new record for asshurt. Mods let them go for 50+ posts before they finally had to pull the trigger and van them.

 

[AnOminous]

Immediately a protected class (wasn't this one of SweetNicole's secret name-change friends?) re-starts the issue: https://www.resetera.com/threads/life-is-strange-2-reveal-trailer-thread-rebooted.63214/
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"Relitigate?" You fucking spastics aren't a court, you're a bunch of literally mentally ill morons.

 

[CrunkLord420]

Permanent, oh boy, TransEra discord is gonna hear about this.

 

[Ebonic Tutor]

Permanent, oh boy, TransEra discord is gonna hear about this.
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Odds on them mysteriously becoming unbanned in a day or so?

 

[Tanner Glass]

Permanent, oh boy, TransEra discord is gonna hear about this.
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No way that sticks, either by a quiet unban or creation of a parachute.

Aren't latin people more valued on the progressive stack than white women, anyway? Shouldn't they be celebrating more progressive protagonists?

 

[BubbleButt]

Aren't latin people more valued on the progressive stack than white women, anyway? Shouldn't they be celebrating more progressive protagonists?

NO!

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

Permanent, oh boy, TransEra discord is gonna hear about this.
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Every time I read that line I hear it in Tourette’s Guy’s voice.