NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus


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The funniest thing is that the reboot made it sound erotic rather than actual pain. So I can see where he's coming from, it's just... from what I've heard they fixed that. They made it sound painful instead with the later games.

Then again I dropped that like a hot potato when I realized what they were going with so I haven't been keeping up entirely. I prefer over the top Laura Croft, not... not The Croft of Us.
 
It's almost as if people were constantly complaining about the lighthearted big-tits-and-tight-hotpants version of Lara and so they did a "realistic" "grim and gritty" reboot.

It's yet another example of no matter what you try to do to make these bitchy little cunts happy, they'll still find something new to whine about, so quit wasting your time and just tell them to go fuck themselves.
 
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Meltdown thread is about as much of a tire fire as one would expect only it's ReetardERA so multiply it by 100

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THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!

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EXCUSE ME DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER!!!?

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"hehheh fucking white people am I right fellas? The absolute worst... Except me, I'm one of the good ones!"

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BDS stands for "Buzzword-Dispensing Sperglet"

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Damn if only abuse, assault and rape were all made illegal then those fucking evil penises wouldn't be able to oppress us paranoid schizophrenics solely by existing anymore!

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Nothing says you care about women's rights more than spending all your free time in front of your computer monitor shitposting on your quarantined forum!

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Perhaps the reason Yaas Kween Slayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy is such an easy target is because she has decades of ammo people can use against her.

Nahhhhhhhhhh that can't be it.

#HillaryDidNothingWrong
#Hillary2020
#BelieveWomen(ExceptTheNumerousOnesAccusingYourHusband)

This is all over the course of three pages so uh yeah.
 
lol now watch me get him banned from twitter by reporting his suicide threats
If ResetEra LLC does not contact the local authorities to warn them of these repeated suicide threats messaged directly to their official twitter account (as per procedures in their Terms of Service), I will take that as a sign that they are encouraging his suicide with their alleged gas-lighting.

Nibellion has been directly made aware of his intentions as well. https://twitter.com/Branduil/status/1048803961824628737 (https://archive.fo/vgwiY)
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Even the twitter randos know that ResetEra is known for political extremism.

If ResetEra LLC does not contact the local authorities to warn them of these repeated suicide threats messaged directly to their official twitter account (as per procedures in their Terms of Service), I will take that as a sign that they are encouraging his suicide with their alleged gas-lighting.

Nibellion has been directly made aware of his intentions as well. https://twitter.com/Branduil/status/1048803961824628737 (https://archive.fo/vgwiY)
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To quote some wise age old words: DO IT FAGGOT

But nah, he won't. This is just an outcry for attention by a guy advocating for violence and death against people who hold opposing political beliefs. Circus is running as usual.
 
How does this website... Have users? The mods are so banhappy, how have they not wiped out the entire userbase?

There has always been a belief within GAF in all of its various iterations over the years that they are at a premier video game discussion forum. Which wasn't true then and sure isn't true now. That also has created an insular effect so most of them are unable or unwilling to see how awful the place really is.

There used to be an old GAF meme of GAF > Internet > GAF where people actually thought GAF was an important meme factory and it would proliferate the internet. Instead it was people posting old and stale 4chan memes but it was new to them so hundreds into thousands of people think that GAF came up with it first. Then they see it elsewhere and think "Wow! GAF truly has its fingers on the pulse of the internet!"
 
There has always been a belief within GAF in all of its various iterations over the years that they are at a premier video game discussion forum. Which wasn't true then and sure isn't true now. That also has created an insular effect so most of them are unable or unwilling to see how awful the place really is.

There used to be an old GAF meme of GAF > Internet > GAF where people actually thought GAF was an important meme factory and it would proliferate the internet. Instead it was people posting old and stale 4chan memes but it was new to them so hundreds into thousands of people think that GAF came up with it first. Then they see it elsewhere and think "Wow! GAF truly has its fingers on the pulse of the internet!"

GAF actually did originate a few memes, like Creepy Woody. And they were, at one point, an actual "big name" forum that real developers posted at.

But GAF was never as influential as GAFfots thought it was.
 
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