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Oh Shit I'm Sorry said:
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Mod pet got called out for being a fat no life loser which meant xis owners had to quickly step in and save xer. Remember, it's only personally attacking other members when it's the people responding to Excel Spreadsheet. Originally the ban was just 3 days but they've since changed it to 'duration pending' and added 'dismissing a hate movement' because no one who insults their pet can be allowed to survive.

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Game journo checkmarks on Twitter went into full Blizzard defense mode after people shit all over the company for announcing their latest game in a beloved PC franchise will be a reskinned pay-to-win mobile release. The video in Jason's tweet he's crying about is of a man in a red shirt during a Q&A session asking if the game is an offseason April Fool's joke, an act which has greatly offended Blizzard stans like him.

And so because Jason is most definitely not a hack fraud here's a tweet from 4 months ago about how mocking multi-billion-dollar corporations is good actually:

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Thread's at page 40. A guy on page 38 https://www.resetera.com/threads/bl...mmortal-cinematic-trailer-video.78708/page-38 gets banned for defending a journo which I don't think should happen on rera, maybe it was because he used the word shill. Either way it seems a thread with bad things being said about game journos would have more bans but I'm too tired to go through the whole thing.
 
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Corbin Dallas Multipass said:
You know what? They're totally right, it's offensive. He should wear a heap big head dress all the time, and a text bubble should pop out every so often saying "Liz Warren is my sister" or something.

He should also have slaves from the various tribes his tribe defeated. We have to show all the beautiful culture he's supposed to represent.
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Instead of ringing his bell, his taunt should be chugging down heap big fire water.
 
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Jaimas said:
I actually had a Guatemalan friend tell me that Speedy is considered a really positive stereotype down there, since he takes care of his family, he fights against the man, he tends to out-think his enemies as opposed to brute forcing them, and he knows how to party. This prompted me to look into it myself, and... Yeah, he's absolutely right.

I'm kind of reminded about them bitching about how offensive Punch-Out was, when every boxer in it talks fluently in their native language with the correct grammar and slang even, and it makes fun of every fucking stereotype on the planet. It's absolutely loving in its homages to each boxer's point of origin and people like the tards of ResetEra just don't see it.
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Those of us who aren't sensitive sperglords can laugh at ourselves. Hell, I think Metal Wolf Chaos is fucking hilarious and I can't wait for that remaster to hit the U.S.
 
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Capsaicin Addict said:
Those of us who aren't sensitive sperglords can laugh at ourselves. Hell, I think Metal Wolf Chaos is fucking hilarious and I can't wait for that remaster to hit the U.S.
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I have never known a work that surmises everything it means to be American as well as Metal Wolf Chaos, and @KidKitty once saw me win a hobo fight.
 
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Back in September ResetEra was triggered by "sexual assault" in Valeria Chronicles 4. ie. A butt grab. This led to a bunch of "duration pending" bans.

More than a month later ...and they're still pending.
https://www.resetera.com/threads/vg...le-in-2018-read-op.70827/page-2#post-13070235
http://archive.is/wdX1a

Though the bans were lifted at some point.

A couple of new posts from that thread.
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Capsaicin Addict said:
Those of us who aren't sensitive sperglords can laugh at ourselves. Hell, I think Metal Wolf Chaos is fucking hilarious and I can't wait for that remaster to hit the U.S.
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Americans never got MWC originally because the Japanese developer thought the game would be insulting to American players. It took the shitlords at Devolver to see the Super Best Friends play the import for them to talk to From and finally bring it over.

Of course, because Devolver used the phrase "Mech America Great Again" in the announcement trailer, Era got really pissy and demanded that they be more socially conscious. Think they were gonna buy the game at all?
 
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Incredible Crisis said:
Americans never got MWC originally because the Japanese developer thought the game would be insulting to American players. It took the shitlords at Devolver to see the Super Best Friends play the import for them to talk to From and finally bring it over.
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I remember there was also an issue with using the Presidential Seal (the U.S. government has some pretty sharp regulations about that), but that was nitpicking. Poor FromSoft was getting some VERY bad advice from someone.

Of course, because Devolver used the phrase "Mech America Great Again" in the announcement trailer, Era got really pissy and demanded that they be more socially conscious. Think they were gonna buy the game at all?
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Is this a trick question, or just rhetorical? Of course not. There's a reason the phrase is 'Get woke go broke'.
 
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