NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[jakdex]

Nice updated forum you have over there.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

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Nice updated forum you have over there.

Did they forget to pay the power bill or something?

 

[jakdex]

They are just THAT inept:

 

[King Kobra]

An entire day working on it and still they can't make it run for shit
Inb4 they blame Gamergate/altright/Nazis for this

 

[Dreamland]

They are just THAT inept:

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Rowlf really wanted to get his "Are you an alt?" checkbox to work in the registration form, so he had to skip the test runs and cache tuning.

How can they fail so hard at something that took the shower goblin 15 mins to pull off?! weren't they supposed to be "Neogaf, but objectively better"?

 

[Munchingonfish]

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http://archive.is/TQM8L

Platy is all over that thread posting tranny incel shit.

 

[CrunkLord420]

>tfw you wrote a bunch of spaghetti code while high and now you have to go back and do it again

 

[BuckBumble]

Some pathetic degenerate from DICE is on there bitching about Battlefield 5 bombing.

If you're not aware what's going on, EA and DICE decided to fuck up the game with a bunch of "diversity and inclusion" by flat out rewriting history and replacing actual male WW2 commandos with 14 year old girls. They also made it so that chat automatically filters out white man.

And after the game bombing, getting laughed out of everywhere and shat on by anyone with half a brain, they retreat to, where else, Stockholm in Sweden and pull of this shit:

 

[Muh_Soggy_Knee]

I love the free market. Because that's how we get the "Get woke, go broke", right?

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Sales for Battlefield V were way down compared to BF 1, and they're already on a sale.

 

[CrunkLord420]

Scanner is running again, report any issues, I'll be adding a new graph to monitor the online members/guests stats that XF2 displays. I also gave the servers a once over with updates and reboots for new kernels, added firewall rules so only CloudFlare can connect via http(s).

I'm going to stop monitoring the old style of red text even though the mods said they might keep using it in some places. I'm monitoring the more specific staff notices they've added, though. Keeping the name "red text", even if it becomes a misnomer.

 

[Dreamland]

Scanner is running again, report any issues, I'll be adding a new graph to monitor the online members/guests stats that XF2 displays. I also gave the servers a once over with updates and reboots for new kernels, added firewall rules so only CloudFlare can connect via http(s).

I'm going to stop monitoring the old style of red text even though the mods said they might keep using it in some places. I'm monitoring the more specific staff notices they've added, though. Keeping the name "red text", even if it becomes a misnomer.

Appreciate it, my dude!

 

[Rei is shit]

An entire day working on it and still they can't make it run for shit
Inb4 they blame Gamergate/altright/Nazis for this

This is a site that gives users several default text color options with one of them being red. Except you aren't supposed to use red because that is only for the mods and you will get banned if you use it. They literally cant figure out how to remove that one color or change it to something else.

 

[CrunkLord420]

Tyler is kinda mad on the internet and needs to lol calm down https://www.neogaf.com/threads/anyone-here-from-resetera.1468782/page-7#post-253613353 (https://archive.fo/KPu4z)

 

[Dante Alighieri]

He should just give up on the forum. It's more irrelevant than it ever has been, and the name is tainted by the SJW-ness even if most went to REEra

 

[Vault Boy]

Sales for Battlefield V were way down compared to BF 1, and they're already on a sale.

Wow, who knew that antagonizing and mocking your fanbase would result in lower sales? I'm completely shocked.

 

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

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http://archive.is/TQM8L

Platy is all over that thread posting tranny incel shit.

So... the end game of trannihood is getting people to look at your dick when they aren't expecting a dick? Is that what all this is really about? It's a big fucking dick joke?

Porn is separated by all sorts of weird little niches, so of fucking course "Actual women" and "Dudes with boobs" should be separate categories, or people will go elsewhere after their first or second surprise dick.

I know the notion of people having their own sexual tastes is literally murder to trannies, but jesus fucking christ you guys are on the wrong side here. "Make lesbians suck my dick" isn't a reasonable political goal.

 

[frozenrunner]

He should just give up on the forum. It's more irrelevant than it ever has been, and the name is tainted by the SJW-ness even if most went to REEra

What, and get a real job? Never!

Also, never forget NeoGAF is "tainted by the SJW-ness" because Tyler tried to monetize it instead of stamping it out when he saw it infecting his forum. Now that the SocJus speds have run off to another hugbox, they take all the blame? I don't think so.

But this is The Elf's livelihood we're talking about here. He'll tell any lie he thinks will help him.

 

[Haramburger]

Tyler is kinda mad on the internet and needs to lol calm down https://www.neogaf.com/threads/anyone-here-from-resetera.1468782/page-7#post-253613353 (https://archive.fo/KPu4z)
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He should just give up on the forum. It's more irrelevant than it ever has been, and the name is tainted by the SJW-ness even if most went to REEra

I guess it's a matter of perspective, Tyler's more active now than Something Awful's Kyanka/LowTax, so if that was his new goal then mission accomplished. SA goons were complaining last month that they were getting trolled by ads purchased and no one could be reached to take them down or end their ad placement early

 

[King Kobra]

He should just give up on the forum. It's more irrelevant than it ever has been, and the name is tainted by the SJW-ness even if most went to REEra

Not before posting all the dirty secrets he knows about the entire brigade of freaks he was nesting: i bet there's enough to end some career in the industry and generate an insane amount of drama