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captain cuck has returned, HE'S THE ONE WHO SUGGESTED IT

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Sorry for the autism, but this reminds of Metalgate and early SJWs.

SJWs appropriated elements of punk fashion. The died hair, the cut off denim, customized clothes, that kind of thing, all of it because they wanted to be non-conformist. The SJWs then turned around and complained that they got funny looks from randoms in the street, and were even treated with suspicion. You're a non-conformist. You're supposed to do what you want because you want to do it and fuck what the establishment and society at large says about it. Instead, they demanded society conform to their standards so they feel "safe" and "included".

How can anyone possibly see a neckbeard vaping some thot's bath water and not turn it into a moment of comedy? You don't have to photoshop other substances the neckbeard would vape or anything, just come together as a community over something genuinely funny and absurd.
He's a game journalist. He's triggered that some neckbeard got a tub of that bath water (and wasted it) when it was clearly meant for him.
 
All this autism and cuckery you've unleashed on us @AirdropShitposts is brain numbing and it's going off on another forum as well

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And it all began here


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Now we also can add Incelsiorlef to the mix getting triggered someone says don't claim you can have open relationships because it usually leads to cuckery.

Are any of these people fucking normal? If it's not intense cuckery, it's deranged troonery.

Isamu Fukui is an embarrassment to his people. Most Asians get good jobs, work hard or create amazing games. This man sits on top of an empire of trash.
 
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It just keeps coming today.

A failure of a parent is coming to Resetera to ask for help with autism.

:story:

These people need to stop having children. From terrible genes to terrible unhinged parenting/beliefs/politics, they breed and bring up children with no chance at happiness in life. Poor kid is probably never going to adapt or get better.
 
what's the line that the bookies are giving on super cuck here trooning out?

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-four kids
-balding
-ResetEra member
-"newly bi"
-wife dumped him for a woman she loved before their marriage
-Nintendo fan (sorry)
-Buffalo, NY (sorry)
-will have to go live with his mom if when wife kicks him out
 
what's the line that the bookies are giving on super cuck here trooning out?

-28
-four kids
-balding
-ResetEra member
-"newly bi"
-wife dumped him for a woman she loved before their marriage
-Nintendo fan (sorry)
-Buffalo, NY (sorry)
-will have to go live with his mom if when wife kicks him out
Sounds like he has a promising career at Gearbox waiting for him.
 
My that thread about the kids with autism really depressed me. Mostly because they're trying to get advice from a forum where I imagine the majority is self centered destructive autistic trans women. They're just seeing themselves up for failure and its just really sad to see it happen knowing you cant do anything to stop it.

But then I saw they had an entire community thread for everyone on the spectrum.
 
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"I want to fuck men, but I'm honestly not gay"

"You are gay if you want to fuck men dude"

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BANNED

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These people.

Remember when wanting to fuck lots of men up the ass meant you were straight? Yeah, I don't remember that either.

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Making shit up in your head doesn't change the definition of reality Dr. Monkey, you fucking cuck.
 
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"And to love everyone, this is why we ban everyone from this refuge who dares to think for themselves or criticizes the moderation"

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I sense a flashback.... "We are all we have"

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So Isamu Fukui lets some severely depressed tard be an administrator of his forum.

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"Do not label, generalize, or make assumptions about other people or their situations." - well known longtime ResetEra rule

That doesn't apply to actual, literal Nazis though, which is anyone who doesn't adhere to every single belief of the hive mind at every moment of every day.
 
reeee bi erasure small font because I don't actually care but I'm surprised that wasn't specifically mentioned

Yeah, if you're asking people on ResetEra for relationship advice or help with anything in general you're already too fucked to be helped. And as far as I can tell, the OP wasn't looking for help so much as asspats and to be told that everything is going to work out, when he's going to get completely fucked over by this arrangement. He's too much of a 'nice guy'/cuck to think he has the right to an emotional response, let alone think he can stand up for himself without being all the things he's been taught that make men evil.

Polyamorous relationships can work albeit rarely, but everyone has to be on the exact same page for it to have any chance of success, and he's clearly forcing himself to feel and behave a certain way to make himself OK with the situation. As for the other posters REEEEEing about being poly, a) let's find out how your situation is going in a couple of years before taking you as any form of authority, and b) I know it's impossible with SJWs, but they really need to not take every single disagreement or different point of view so personally. It's like with troons - you are not being murdered if someone disagrees with your fucked up rewriting of biology.

Speaking of, I don't usually predict trooning out, but I agree that it's a distinct possibility here and that saying he's bi is the first step; 'realising' he's a woman would instantly allow him to have negative emotions, as well as (in his mind) get his gay wife to be attracted to him again.

It's very Poe's Law, in that even if this were a hoax it is so completely on brand for a ResetEra poster that it would just be a reflection of actual relationships that exist.
 
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