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AirdropShitposts said:
Speaking of anxiety, an escape from standard Era crap with a good ol regular "this dude done fucked up" thread:

FFFFF am I already fired.

I was scanning a cover letter for a job I'm applying to to be Chief Data Officer for a company, but the scan went to my boss (same name as me) instead of to my email box. He's away at a meeting right now, and there is no way to recall since it was was sent from the printer. He has no problem...
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"I think I want a promotion"
"So like, a senior manager position?"
"No, I think I'm going to go straight to Chief Officer"

lmao what the fuck is this guy thinking? His bosses boss is a Senior VP, which means his actual boss is a manager and/or director which means he could, at absolute most, be a manager. At absolute most.

Imagine that interview - "I'm a manager now, but I think I should report directly to the CEO instead of my boss (director), his boss (sr.VP), his boss(president), or that guy's boss (Chief Information/Technology Officer)." Also +1 more boss for each title under manager he actually is, what a set of balls lmao.

I hope the VP opens it and then schedules the interview as a joke that they all laugh about later.
 
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TheJerk said:
If you want to ask someone's else out, just do it politely, with a nice smile and that's it. If you're rejected, just laugh a little, say "too bad, I tried" and move on.

How can it be that hard to understand ? I understand not having the balls to do it (I can't do it personally), but the "process" of asking someone else out without being a creep isn't that complicated.

Imagine a complete stranger with blue hair, bringing you a fucking gift at the end of your shift. If a woman do it, it's kind of cute. If a ~30 male with an avenger t-shirt does it, it's creepy period.
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Well you're forgetting one thing and that is that ResetEra is full of borderline incels so there you have it.
 
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Tanner Glass said:
lmao what the fuck is this guy thinking? His bosses boss is a Senior VP, which means his actual boss is a manager and/or director which means he could, at absolute most, be a manager. At absolute most.
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Depends on the size of the company he's interviewing at. If it's got a handful of people, there might not be a CIO yet.
 
TheJerk said:
If you want to ask someone's else out, just do it politely, with a nice smile and that's it. If you're rejected, just laugh a little, say "too bad, I tried" and move on.

How can it be that hard to understand ? I understand not having the balls to do it (I can't do it personally), but the "process" of asking someone else out without being a creep isn't that complicated.

Imagine a complete stranger with blue hair, bringing you a fucking gift at the end of your shift. If a woman do it, it's kind of cute. If a ~30 male with an avenger t-shirt does it, it's creepy period.
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I can almost guarantee that poster is thinking that the origami bird will be a good story that they will one day tell to their intersexual children someday
 
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TheJerk said:
It's not exclusive to those dumbfucks over resetera, unfortunately. We all have creepy friends, let's admit.
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There's also that weird thing that people have nowadays where they think you have a % of a chance to make it work. But you don't, if you're in the grey it could work, but if you're not even on someone's radar, then tough luck you never had a chance.
 

I just went 12 rounds with my best friend's J. Petersen-quoting, Trump apologist, Qanon citing, Libertarian dad. Some real nuggets inside.

'Natural' gender roles a la "12 Steps to Being A Fuccboi" as justification for inequality of outcome, innate greed of humans as justification for capitalism, whataboutism for establishment Democratic action (FBI and CIA "witch hunt" and secret support for the DNC), why the USSR and DPRK prove...
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AirdropShitposts said:

I just went 12 rounds with my best friend's J. Petersen-quoting, Trump apologist, Qanon citing, Libertarian dad. Some real nuggets inside.

'Natural' gender roles a la "12 Steps to Being A Fuccboi" as justification for inequality of outcome, innate greed of humans as justification for capitalism, whataboutism for establishment Democratic action (FBI and CIA "witch hunt" and secret support for the DNC), why the USSR and DPRK prove...
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Ah yes, 2002-2003, when fags were still hunted for sport. I still consider it a miracle that the openly gay friends I had in high school in the 90s managed to survive.
 
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AirdropShitposts said:

I just went 12 rounds with my best friend's J. Petersen-quoting, Trump apologist, Qanon citing, Libertarian dad. Some real nuggets inside.

'Natural' gender roles a la "12 Steps to Being A Fuccboi" as justification for inequality of outcome, innate greed of humans as justification for capitalism, whataboutism for establishment Democratic action (FBI and CIA "witch hunt" and secret support for the DNC), why the USSR and DPRK prove...
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I don't mean to backseat mod, but this is a ResetEra thread, not a r/ThatHappened thread.

I joke, but I really have to ask if ResetEra are so deluded that they believe those stories. Like @Particle Bored said, 2003 wasn't that long ago, and I'm fairly sure gay rights existed by then. Homosexuality has been illegal since the 60s. It reminds me of that male feminist that said it was only a few decades ago that women were treated as chattel. I'd post the clip but I forget his name.

As for the Jordan "Petersen" fan. Again, so they really believe that everyone outside of their bubble is a walking stereotype, or is it all performative wokeness? In the thread they keep talking about "pivot" which I assumed meant change the subject, but the way it's being said makes me think it's some buzzword I don't know.

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DigitalOp meeting his quota.
 
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For sure, if Kate Perry with her big juicy boobs attempt to touch me in a wrong way, I'll use that as an excuse to jump on her ass. Missed opportunity from that guy, unless he's gay.
 
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Kostaja said:
Explain why "females" is offensive?
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Please stop referring to women as "females" (READ OP)

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