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Cow Crossover with Yaniv. Edit: Wait, is this even Yaniv? I swear all these troons look the same. Sorry for fake news.

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You can say a game looks like shit and the developers did a poor job, but don't use the word lazy, or you will be instantly banned. As long as you say that the devs tried their hardest and still made a substandard product, you're fine. Just don't call them LAZY.

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lazy
[ˈlāzē]

ADJECTIVE
  1. unwilling to work or use energy.
    "he was too lazy to improve the graphics in the long running Pokemon franchise because he knew it would be purchased by autists anyway·"
    [more]
    synonyms
    idle · indolent · slothful · work-shy · shiftless · loafing · inactive · inert · sluggish · lethargic · languorous · listless · torpid · enervated · slow-moving · slow · heavy · dull · plodding · remiss ·
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I'm out of the loop, what transphobic things did the heartbeat dev say?
 
I'm tempted to buy this Hearbeat game just to stick it to Era, but I watched the trailer and it looks like some furry shit so now I'm conflicted.
I say buy it to piss off the REEEEsetera faggots because that game is at the top 20 most sold game right now. Can people make it number one to cause the troons to an hero?
 
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Well who came really blame him?

Now Mister Metokur is just sitting back with everyone else and watching the losers over at ResetEra go apeshit over a harmless video game anyway.
I envy Jim, can you imagine having the power to point ~15k people at whatever the fuck you want to accelerate? It's like having one of those lenses that reflects sunlight to one point and starts fires.
 
I'm out of the loop, what transphobic things did the heartbeat dev say?
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Caterpillars turning in to butterflies is probably the funniest metaphor for penises being inverted in to mancaves that I have ever heard.
If a troon's "neovagina" can fly, I'd be glad to call him a woman too,
 
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He deleted the whole fucking thread :story:
 
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whatever happened to "don't say that in public, it makes grown-ups mad"?
 
Well if by some chance that the game developers for Heartbeat are reading this, don't let these sorry bunch of losers over at ResetEra have any power over you because they are not and also never will be your audience and there's really no reason to even futher entertain the bullshit of these people that will never be successful in their lives anyway.

Again, if the game developers for Heartbeat are reading this, all you need to know about ResetEra is that they don't tolerate anyone holding opinions that are different to their batshit crazy far-left beliefs that they hold on to; just to paint you guys a clear picture of the insanity that goes on over there.

Furthermore, you're doing something right when you have ResetEra try to take you down with them. Don't give ResetEra any power over you guys and all you can do now is give them the bird and watch these losers go apeshit even more because trying to please these idiots is a complete waste of time so there you have it.

So just keep doing what you're doing now and enjoy what life has to offer you and that's all I can say about this.
 
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