NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

Cerium snuck out the back door with a briefcase full of cash, and the moderators are still licking his boots! Why the fuck do they even feel the need to defend him? Even if their own cognitive dissonance won't allow them to see how he exploited their time & effort for years, there's really no need to try to rehabilitate his reputation now. He's fucking gone, you pathetic sycophants.

I wonder how many of them actually knew that the website was raking in $500,000 profit a year, and still decided to do all that grunt work for free?
 
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imagine defending the dude who just sold your "hard work" out for $4.5 million and left you behind to defend it (and SweetNicole hasn't even been an admin for like two years!)

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I will wait for the movie adaptation:
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Imagine being Hecht, a man driven near to suicide by his janny duties he does for free, getting a chink rice dick up the ass from Isamu Fukui, who did not even leave him a bottle of cheap booze to weep away his sorrows.
 
Mods crying they didn't get a pay out. Your a moderator a voulnteer like on every other website in exsistence calm down.
Somehow if he never sold I doubt they would go asking him for any money. They did that shit for free because they liked the power it gave them. They are just mad that this guy sold them out and made something from the website that wasn't fake internet power and asspats. Even if they did ask before he, this guy would have gone "lol no".
 
I cannot get over how hilarious this is.

Let's say he took 40% of what he made and decided to "pay" his "staff". He's still walking away with $2,700,000.

Lets assume they have 20 admin/moderators.

That's roughly a six figure payout for every single one of them.

Imagine how much of a difference $100,000 would make in some of these deranged trannies' lives.

But you get nothing.

For all your hard work, all the stress, all the derangement, the meltdowns, all the raids, all the toxicity.

You did it for free.

Get fucked

Lmao
I don't disagree with any of this, but I just wanted to note that they have like 35+ admins/moderators: https://www.resetera.com/threads/active-staff-roster.7164/
 
I wonder if the new owners will force them to loosen up on their ridiculous registration requirements? I still want to make an account called Willie Talk and ask Finale Fireworker how his therapy is going. Context.
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An actual, unironic copypasta. Wow. What a royally shit way to say a good point. Trigger warnings are shit because you have to face the things you don’t like, that’s one of the fundemental parts of growing up. There, and I didnt have to write a shitty novel about how I literally had a mental breakdown over seeing a scary doll. Holy fucking Christ almighty.
 
I wonder if the new owners will force them to loosen up on their ridiculous registration requirements? I still want to make an account called Willie Talk and ask Finale Fireworker how his therapy is going. Context.
Any lurker's reading the thread. Now's your time to make an account for the inside joke...
 
How the fuck is this worth multimillions?
Ad money (which is 80% profit based on costs apparently) multiplied over five years is how they got to the valuation.

To back this up, dear feeder Null himself posted in this thread a couple years ago doing back of the napkin calculations and he suggested they were easily making into six figures.
 
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