NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

My god. Royalan came back to ResetEra? That's fucking HILARIOUS.

They dragged that stupid bastard down six miles of bad road and tossed his faggot ass in a ditch. Soon as he can he reports back for janny duty fresh as a daisy, because he just loves Cerium's dick down his throat that much. Amazing. Buck breaking is real.
 
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Jannies getting absolutely nothing out of this ordeal is one thing, but some of them being proud they didn't get paid? Yeah, now this is hilarious. Imagine how much of a delusional pushover you'd have to be to not be angry you got swindled. I hope for them this is just their denial mechanism, and somewhere deep down they realize they got fucked and with no lube.
 
Moderating a forum is as noble and selfless as volunteering to feed the homeless. These mods are not mentally derranged troons at all, they're actually like a modern day Jesus Christ you bigot
These fuckers are going to get mixed up and start banning bums from the soup kitchen.

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Since they're spreading the story that no mods wanted to be paid, let's go to the tape:
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What's that? A non-white woman from the Global South wanted to be paid and the rest of the staff undercut her in negotiations rather than showing solidarity? And now they're all claiming it was an unified principled stand about volunteerism?
 
Welp, it happened. Resetera has been sold for a cool $4.5 million, with $3.5m payable now and the rest before the New Year

lmao all these janny idiots screaming about not getting paid, buddy nobody gives a fuck that you "volunteered" your time to police an internet forum, like it was some kind of heroic self-sacrifice and not something you earnestly aspired to so you could flex your e-authority on your autistic little internet kingdom

so many millennials unironically think the world owes them compensation for sitting on their zitty asses and doing what they were already going to do for their own entertainment


janny, janny, clean it up for free
 
lmao all these janny idiots screaming about not getting paid, buddy nobody gives a fuck that you "volunteered" your time to police an internet forum, like it was some kind of heroic self-sacrifice and not something you earnestly aspired to so you could flex your e-authority on your autistic little internet kingdom

so many millennials unironically think the world owes them compensation for sitting on their zitty asses and doing what they were already going to do for their own entertainment
People who get obsessed with their tiny power in their mod role are typically the sort of people who live miserable and failed lives, etcetera etcetera, the forum is the only place in their life where they feel they have any amount of control.
 
Weren't ResetERA trannies advocates of socialism? What happened to wealth redistribution.
 
Weren't ResetERA trannies advocates of socialism? What happened to wealth redistribution.
It's all nice and dandy to be a socialist except when presented with a nice fat cheque. Look at all those Twitch streamers like Hasanabi, who claims to be a socialist, just recently bought a fucking mansion and has like 4 million dollars in net worth.
 
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