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jallsballs said:
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Fuckin hell...I think I'm going to have a mental breakdown over these road tests to get my license.

Don't know how many more times I can do this perfectly with family, then get an instructor/examiner that gives terrible directions (how am I supposed to make this turn if you don't tell me to make it ahead of time and wait a milisecond before I pass it? I need to know this becuase one, I need to...
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I'm calling bullshit. Every DMV worker is instructed and required to pass their test takers if they've meet certain criteria to let the DMV worker know this individual is qualified to drive. I failed the first time I took my test (I wasn't paying attention to the speedometer at the time and was bummed out) but I pass the test the second time I took it.

There's no way any DMV worker is going to pass someone that hit a car, that alone the DMV worker will instruct you to turn around and go back to the DMV to fail you along with paying any damages then.
 
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ForTheHoard said:
In their mind, a society without law enforcement would benefit minorities because no one would be hassled for smoking weed and stealing, which they recognize are the two pillars of black American culture.

In reality, their police utopia would lead to the mass shooting and shallow burial of almost every criminal, which would be disproportionately black.
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You forgot the third pillar -- assaulting anyone who insults you or your wife.
 
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Canada begins the Genocide by arresting Keffals and seizing all his and his partners electronics as evidence:
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Loving this crossover episode,

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August 9th is International Day of the World's Indigenous Peoples

What is International Day of the World's Indigenous Peoples? The International Day of the World's Indigenous Peoples is observed on 9 August each year to raise awareness and protect the rights of the world's indigenous population. This event also recognizes the achievements and contributions...
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Also Nepenthe posted a topic about "Worlds Indigenous Peoples" day and this is what they came up with...

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Edit: Looks like they took down the Keffals thread or privated it:
 
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Triple-6 said:
Loving this crossover episode,

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August 9th is International Day of the World's Indigenous Peoples

What is International Day of the World's Indigenous Peoples? The International Day of the World's Indigenous Peoples is observed on 9 August each year to raise awareness and protect the rights of the world's indigenous population. This event also recognizes the achievements and contributions...
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Also Nepenthe posted a topic about "Worlds Indigenous Peoples" day and this is what they came up with...

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You know these lists they create on what they "invented" are really just them being too fucking cowardly to try and tell white people to "STOP EATING THOSE POTATOS WHITE DEVIL DEY FOR INJUNS ONLY" on a Tik Tok or something and being laughed off the internet.
I have to lol at them saying they invented football, because even the poz loaded site of Wikipedia admits, kicking a ball about was something that emerged all over the world. From China to Greece. Your savage injuns also did it, WE WUZ BUFFALO DRINK FIRE WATER WE KICK ROUND OBJECT ROUND BIG TIPI.
I absolutely hate these types of "claiming". Because it is always simple idea's that any bored human would have thought to do. I would bet you would be hard pressed to even find a culture on this planet who did not play with round objects as a game. It is almost like they get creation envy from peoples who shaped the world. The medicinal plants also are a none invention. Unless they gene sampled and created the plant from the DNA level while hunting Buffalo. They just simply set their tents up next to a naturally growing plant and lucked out on its uses. Same as any human settlers did. The fucking Celts had medicinal plants. Even the food was not even made by them, they just did want any savage human did and go around sticking things in their mouths till one of them tasted good and did not make you drop dead. What seems totally magic and exceptional to them, to the rest of the world seems so basic and figured out by the time 1100AD.
 
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"indigenous peoples" is so vague although obviously in this case it's talking about the American kind. Europeans, Asians, etc. are indigenous by definition as long as their ancestors stayed where their roots were. So, sure, a lot of the world's contributions were from indigenous peoples -- just not by cherokee niggers (trying to claim credit for fucking football? really?).
 
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Foghorns at a Funeral said:
You know these lists they create on what they "invented" are really just them being too fucking cowardly to try and tell white people to "STOP EATING THOSE POTATOS WHITE DEVIL DEY FOR INJUNS ONLY" on a Tik Tok or something and being laughed off the internet.
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The only real answer to dumb bullshit like this is go back to Africa then, guess who invented the wheel? It was whitey.
 
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D.Va said:
"indigenous peoples" is so vague although obviously in this case it's talking about the American kind. Europeans, Asians, etc. are indigenous by definition as long as their ancestors stayed where their roots were. So, sure, a lot of the world's contributions were from indigenous peoples -- just not by cherokee niggers (trying to claim credit for fucking football? really?).
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For some reason they only seem to think the American and African Continents exist on this planet, oh and the evil place where WHITE and plague blankets are from. Injun LARPers are some of the worse people you can even talk to about history. Because you get shit like this, a list of achievements the Romans had nailed down 1000 years before the fall. Being touted as the height of injun civilization before DA WHITE MAN CAME ACROSS THE SEA.
 
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No, see, after the ancestors to the Native Americans came over the land bridge they declared "this entire set of continents covering an entire hemisphere of the Earth is ours, no takesie backsies" and we're all forever bound by this covenant. If you're going to claim they didn't know the geography of the entire Earth, well, that's because you're a white supremacist who doesn't understand the depth of Indigenous knowledge methods.
 
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A lot of things were invented by the Chinese man, horse stirrup, cannonball powder, paper etc, they certainly dont call them selves indigenous.

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Canada begins the Genocide by arresting Keffals and seizing all his and his partners electronics as evidence:
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How do you get so self indulgent to think that you can just call the police and tell them to put you in a "no swat" list? Jesus christ.
 
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AirdropShitposts said:
No, see, after the ancestors to the Native Americans came over the land bridge they declared "this entire set of continents covering an entire hemisphere of the Earth is ours, no takesie backsies" and we're all forever bound by this covenant. If you're going to claim they didn't know the geography of the entire Earth, well, that's because you're a white supremacist who doesn't understand the depth of Indigenous knowledge methods.
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Repeat this 50 times morning and evening until the white man bigotry leaves your body (except you’re white so you’ll always be a bigot).
 
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Foghorns at a Funeral said:
For some reason they only seem to think the American and African Continents exist on this planet, oh and the evil place where WHITE and plague blankets are from. Injun LARPers are some of the worse people you can even talk to about history. Because you get shit like this, a list of achievements the Romans had nailed down 1000 years before the fall. Being touted as the height of injun civilization before DA WHITE MAN CAME ACROSS THE SEA.
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I find it rather ironic that they've ended up on depicting all American and African natives as noble savages, as long as you don't actually use that exact term.
 
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Sorry, but wtf is this?

You have to reply to the thread in order to see the content? ...what the hell are you replying to and with what? I know they is boomer "old internet" thinking, but I thought a forum was about reading thoughts, opinions, and information, and replying if you have something to add. Why even bother with the pretence of a forum at this point? Just have a newsletter written by the inner circle dictating to the plebs.
 
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It literally isn't. Because the scientific method was invented in Europe in like the 1600's on accident. Alchemy was bullshit trying to make gold from dirt, but they accidentally discovered the procedure of theorize, test, explain, retest that is the basis for real science ever since. Hence, science is a "white invention" bigot. Stop culturally appropriating cause and effect awareness.
 
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