NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

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No shit Theme Parks are greedy, for fucks' sake Disney used Covid to make the Fastpass system, a free system since '99, cost 15-20 dollars with the introduction of Genie+ in 2021. It's going to get worse and worse and worse.
There is a YouTube documentary about this shit and I throughly enjoyed. Let me look for it.

Edit: here you go https://youtu.be/9yjZpBq1XBE
 
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"laws should only apply to those that vote for the politicians that pass them" I agree, and now I fully support democrats proposing stricter firearm laws
 
Some of the funniest posts I saw were people talking about how if Disney doesn't change this then when some other theme park I've never heard of opens it could steal a major share of the theme park industry. They think literally every industry operates like the console wars they grew up with, most obviously shown in their insistence that DC vs. MCU is an actual conflict that the movie studios care about.

I like the one that says, "I hope people are voicing this to Disney somehow!" As if Disney didn't know how much park visitors hate their practices and they'd fix it if they only knew. "Oh, we didn't know that $12 was too much for an ice cream sandwich until you told us. We'll fix it immediately!"

They don't understand anything. They wanted Disney to move Disney World out of Florida to spite Ron Desantis, as if you could pick it up and move it like a traveling circus.
 
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"laws should only apply to those that vote for the politicians that pass them" I agree, and now I fully support democrats proposing stricter firearm laws
This is an amazing post. So you have to do away with the secret ballot and literally start directly bribing for votes. Then it gets even better, the laws don't apply to anyone who doesn't vote Democrat, so anyone who would have to be forced to supply these benefits would be Democrats (who would claim to already support them and thus don't need to be forced by the law to provide them) as anyone else would be exempt from having to supply them. Now when Hobby Lobby doesn't want to fund health insurance for gay abortion wedding cakes they can just go "lol doesn't apply to us, fuck off Democrat" and this dummy is going to start screaming about the law not being followed.
 
🎩 "The powers that be don't actually care about Asian people" Are you fucking kidding me? No retard, it's YOU who very clearly don't give a fuck about Asians. The second the staggering amount of evidence documenting black on Asian violence made it undeniably a black issue people like you shifted the blame to whites and wanted the whole thing memory holed. If you actually cared about Asian lives you would be starting conversation on why it's happening and how to change it. You didn't do that because you never cared. You saw it solely as a way to jack off your own ego and screech about imaginary MAGA Chuds bashing Asians. 🎩
 
I like the one that says, "I hope people are voicing this to Disney somehow!" As if Disney didn't know how much park visitors hate their practices and they'd fix it if they only knew. "Oh, we didn't know that $12 was too much for an ice cream sandwich until you told us. We'll fix it immediately!"

They don't understand anything. They wanted Disney to move Disney World out of Florida to spite Ron Desantis, as if you could pick it up and move it like a traveling circus.
Ah yes, the Patrick strategum
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For most people, DisneyWorld is a once in a lifetime experience that rarely gets repeated outside of childhood.

Is there anything more annoying and tedious than listening to Florida residents whine that they can't go to DisneyWorld 20 times a year? Not to mention that the complaints are often so contradictory:
"Waaaaahhhhhh, the crowds are so bad and terrible!"
"Waaaaaahhhhh, I can't go to the park on the weekends!"

So, the crowds are terrible....but at the same time you want to go to Disney on the days when it is undeniably the most crowded? And that's ignoring that the local residents with Annual Passes are the very reason the park is often crowded beyond belief.

"It's too expensive now," cry the Floridian morons who regularly get a 40% discount.

I live in Florida, and while I don't have many Disney Adult friends or co-workers, I have absolutely no idea how or why it's so horrible to only be able to go a few times a year. I went when Galaxy's Edge opened, and I think I'm fine to skip out on Disney for another decade. None of the rides are that crazy or mind-blowing.
 
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Jesus this loser is so fucking weird
lmao, he went on to write a short delusional fiction n insults on top of his head defending a woman that he knew nothing of and doesn't even know he exist.

This is the kind of lunatic that when a woman is polite to him for a while, he imagines an entire universe where she is married with him lol.
 
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God, I'm glad someone finally said it. Ofcourse the whole thread is full of faggots calling him an incel.

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The AOC defense

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Jesus this loser is so fucking weird
Yep, definitely getting big incel vibes just from typing this dudes name into Google Image Search:
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Hope the Aussie police have him under surveillance and are ready to arrest and throw him in incel prison when Joker 2 comes out because I don't want this to be the last thing some mass shooting victim sees:
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I've seen a lot of retarded takes on ResetERA. This take is definitely in the Top 5.
I think it's a fantastic idea and I think it's hilarious that the person saying it thinks it's some kind of punishment for Republicans. "Oh no, please don't nullify the power that the people I hate have over me! Please don't make it so I'm only subjected to laws I agree with!" It would be a dream come true.
 
I think it's a fantastic idea and I think it's hilarious that the person saying it thinks it's some kind of punishment for Republicans. "Oh no, please don't nullify the power that the people I hate have over me! Please don't make it so I'm only subjected to laws I agree with!" It would be a dream come true.
Not so, the Republicans (and Libertarians and Greens since he specified that only people who vote Democrat have to follow those laws) will look like fools when they have to only pay low taxes while the Democrats get all the benefits from their higher taxes.
 
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