NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[Lone Star]

This one isn't even satire anymore; this is a common talking point.

Examples:

Reddit - Dive into anything

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Tom Nook Needs To Get With The Times

Animal Crossing’s landlord Tom Nook is a thorn in many players’ sides. When you first arrive in your new small town inhabited by animal folks, he forces you into an exorbitant loan, which you can then pay down by doing odd jobs. He’s not evil, though. He’s just the product of an evil...

kotaku.com

What Nook’s rate cut reveals about capitalism in Animal Crossing

In Animal Crossing: New Horizons, debt gives you purpose. And the Bank of Nook clamps down hard on those who refuse to comply with its capitalist idyl

www.wired.co.uk

The sincere hatred for Tom Nook and his "underhanded" ways never made sense given how extremely generous he is. Yeah, he sort of strongarms you into buying a house, but he also gives you literally infinite time to pay it off and the payment never collects interest. That's generous as fuck.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

their takes on ai shit are so absurd that its difficult to believe it isnt satire

I love it. How quickly our "right side of history" is chimping out and screaming about how the UN needs to Un-Nazify the world by banning technology globally to protect "artists" who pretty much don't sell their art in the first place.

 

[jallsballs]

Why do men of late feel they need to be super attractive and wealthy in the succeed in the dating scene?

I've been seeing this discourse of late. People who want partnership but they opt out due to perceived notions of undesirablity. I've even talked to friends who have lots going on but they pigeonhole themselves and just give up. I don't think partnership is for everyone. If you enjoy single...

www.resetera.com

Egregious

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Well, it is technically sexist I suppose but it's probably not the most egregiously sexist thing posted in the last month on there and seems like a rather harmless thing to post on an incel forum.

 

[jallsballs]

holy fucking shit lmao

 

[CptnSnshn]

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holy fucking shit lmao

Too based to live, to cucked to die

 

[Weeby Catto]

Need to ask if any of them are actually dating someone poorer and ugly.

Even Taysan don't get kiss on the lips.

 

[Kel1 shi1]

Why do men of late feel they need to be super attractive and wealthy in the succeed in the dating scene?

I've been seeing this discourse of late. People who want partnership but they opt out due to perceived notions of undesirablity. I've even talked to friends who have lots going on but they pigeonhole themselves and just give up. I don't think partnership is for everyone. If you enjoy single...

www.resetera.com

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The OP is a wild ride from the start.

If you want easy access to women you actually want to fuck you need to be either hot or richer than the men in her range. Being "Nice" or interesting doesn't cut it anymore. Just don't say that out loud on Resetera of all places.

 

[Kel1 shi1]

When I was a fag nobody wanted my dick.

Now I'm a troon more people want my dick.

Nigga you still gay.

 

[ryuichi]

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When I was a fag nobody wanted my dick.

Now I'm a troon more people want my dick.

Nigga you still gay.

tranny gay as tranny do

 

[Product Placement]

At the Height of the Attack on Trans Folk, Cenk and Ana of The Young Turks Decide to Dabble in Some Old News Transphobia

As Trans people face arguably the worst threat to their civil rights we've ever seen in America... Ana Kasparian decided it was time to join the conversation.... by... Dragging up an old fake controversy. It starts with this utterly ridiculous derail of a segment where Cenk and Ana take a...

www.resetera.com

At the Height of the Attack on Trans Folk, Cenk and Ana of The Young …

archived 23 Mar 2023 15:36:57 UTC

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Troons at resetera are mad because Ana doesn't want to be called a birthing person and Cenk won't tell Ana what to believe.

 

[jallsballs]

inceltroon once again proving he is unable to post anything unless he reads it on twitter first

 

[Human Institute Director]

At the Height of the Attack on Trans Folk, Cenk and Ana of The Young Turks Decide to Dabble in Some Old News Transphobia

As Trans people face arguably the worst threat to their civil rights we've ever seen in America... Ana Kasparian decided it was time to join the conversation.... by... Dragging up an old fake controversy. It starts with this utterly ridiculous derail of a segment where Cenk and Ana take a...

www.resetera.com

At the Height of the Attack on Trans Folk, Cenk and Ana of The Young …

archived 23 Mar 2023 15:36:57 UTC

archive.is

Troons at resetera are mad because Ana doesn't want to be called a birthing person and Cenk won't tell Ana what to believe.

T / A

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Well that's... something...

 

[Product Placement]

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Well that's... something...

From that tweet I was expecting a teenage at the youngest which is still bad, but not what looks like a 3 or 4 year old. What is wrong with this dad, he needs his head checked but he is fucking up his daughter

 

[Weeby Catto]

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Well that's... something...

Inclusivity, but saying woman is an offence
We fight for the right of people with uterus!

 

[Kel1 shi1]

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Well that's... something...

So they've gone from "If your kid like things traditionally enjoyed by the other gender, it does not make them gay"

to, "If your kid like things traditionally enjoyed by the other gender, it means they are a troon".

Fucking hell, those poor kids.

 

[huecoffs02]

So they've gone from "If your kid like things traditionally enjoyed by the other gender, it does not make them gay"

to, "If your kid like things traditionally enjoyed by the other gender, it means they are a troon".

Fucking hell, those poor kids.

"Being a woman is more than just looking pretty and wearing dresses" - ugly fat man proceeds to wear dresses, make up and ask everyone on the internet if he is a pretty girl uwu

 

[jallsballs]

At the Height of the Attack on Trans Folk, Cenk and Ana of The Young Turks Decide to Dabble in Some Old News Transphobia

As Trans people face arguably the worst threat to their civil rights we've ever seen in America... Ana Kasparian decided it was time to join the conversation.... by... Dragging up an old fake controversy. It starts with this utterly ridiculous derail of a segment where Cenk and Ana take a...

www.resetera.com

At the Height of the Attack on Trans Folk, Cenk and Ana of The Young …

archived 23 Mar 2023 15:36:57 UTC

archive.is

Troons at resetera are mad because Ana doesn't want to be called a birthing person and Cenk won't tell Ana what to believe.

the only hint of truth behind this obvious bullshit stat that I can think of is that most troons (or gays) were diddled at a young age

 

[ryuichi]

ResetEra, the ultimate suckers

 

[ryuichi]

the only hint of truth behind this obvious bullshit stat that I can think of is that most troons (or gays) were diddled at a young age

what were they deprived of? Stank ass pussies?