NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[jallsballs]

Hmm, wonder what the penalty would be for a poster saying 'Christianity gets a lot of stuff wrong but on arse washing it gets everything right'?

I don't wonder very hard, however, because I have a pretty good idea.

Yes, we all know exactly what would happen: nothing. If someone for some reason brought it up and quoted the Islam post being actioned as an example they would then be banned for meta commentary and then someone would post about how Muslims are a marginalized minority and therefore any criticism is actually Islamophobia, someone will reply that actually Muslims are a majority compared to Christians and that person will also be banned.

 

[JJLiautaud]

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How the hell is victor von doom romani, he likes to steal shit?

 

[EmpGulcasa]

How the hell is victor von doom romani, he likes to steal shit?

He was born to Romani parents, in a Romani camp. It's retarded to get upset over not casting a Romani as him but it's not some newly invented part of his character.

 

[kcbbq]

He was born to Romani parents, in a Romani camp. It's retarded to get upset over not casting a Romani as him but it's not some newly invented part of his character.

Especially when that means all the gear will end up stolen.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Hey guys, radicalize yourself through a deliberate bubble on the internet into calling for invasions, "re-education" and mass murder of millions while thinking you're in the dominant majority lately?

 

[TroonFiringSquad]

Funny how they'll moan about IDF soldiers being rough with prisoners and giving them a boot to the stomach but don't seem to be commenting on reports that Gaza "doctors" are being called out for torturing hostages in hospitals.

Someone should go into that thread and post a link to Friends of the IDF and a big phat donation receipt to really trigger them.

 

[Perfect Paz]

Funny how they'll moan about IDF soldiers being rough with prisoners and giving them a boot to the stomach but don't seem to be commenting on reports that Gaza "doctors" are being called out for torturing hostages in hospitals.

Someone should go into that thread and post a link to Friends of the IDF and a big phat donation receipt to really trigger them.

They also very openly support the kind of treatment Palestinians receive for rightoids in America/Europe. Imagine trying to bring up the prison conditions of a J6 "insurrectionist" and how they are often denied the opportunity to even go to court. They'll immediately switch to the teacher voice about actions having consequences.

 

[Captain Cornbread Corneli]

They also very openly support the kind of treatment Palestinians receive for rightoids in America/Europe. Imagine trying to bring up the prison conditions of a J6 "insurrectionist" and how they are often denied the opportunity to even go to court. They'll immediately switch to the teacher voice about actions having consequences.

I'm reminded of two threads I've seen over there in the past, the first one was about that UK cunt that joined ISIS and in response, the UK revoked her citizenship. The Second was about the execution of some schizo bitch who cut an entire fetus out of a pregnant woman's body because she wanted a baby herself.

Basically, actions shouldn't have consequences if you menstruate*.

*Unless you're a Jew bleeder.

 

[Bullet Club]

 

[TroonFiringSquad]

It's almost like Iran via proxies and Lebanon via Hezbollah have been attacking Israel for decades or something. Maybe that's why people are largely supportive. Gee, doesn't take a galaxy brain to figure out. Did these fucknuggets already forget what we did to Osama?

This is a new Israel thread about the assassination of a prominent Hamas leader, of course it's full of the usual suspects from the Gaza thread screeching.

You mean the aid stealing terrorist who cheered while watching footage of civilians being killed by Islamists last October? I'm sure he was super serious about those ceasefire talks.

Lol they are really trying to paint this dead idiot terrorist as some sort of balanced figure.

For people that pretend to care so much about Palestinians and people that hate billionaires like Elon they sure don't seem to mind this terrorist who profited from aid intended for Gazans and became a "self made" multi billionaire!

Also this is the same man who shrugged when his children and grandchildren died in an airstrike claiming they died for the cause. Great fella.

Then why was he hiding in Qatar & Iran and why are the others hiding in tunnels like rats?

ResetEra Logic is amazing sometimes. Dunno what world they're living in, if Bin Laden being killed happened today the thread would be full of supporters.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

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Nep must be a riot at parties.

 

[Captain Cornbread Corneli]

This "black women save democracy" shit is hilarious when you realize they're like only 8% of the population.
I hope that little faggot versa's CVT blows up. This nigga calls her versa a little "dude" but at the same time got upset at that Men gender their cars as female.

 

[Dick Johnson]

Nep must be a riot at parties.

Nepenthe is simultaneously hilarious and excruciatingly dull. The latter because of her room-temperature WORDS WORDS WORDS political posts, but the former because she LARPs on Resetera as some sort of scrappy downtrodden revolutionary badass. While in reality she lives above her upper middle class parents' garage and works at Walgreens (or CVS? I don't remember which pharmacy it is) as a clerk, and uses her arts degree for making fursuits. She's the rare example of a female Internet Tough Guy, and also the rare example of an actual female on Resetera.

Also, her Twitter handle is RedDogThing12 which I hope to God is not a reference to a dog's penis.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

It's RiteAid.

She also writes hilariously bad erotic fan fiction about Lucio from Overwatch. I posted it in here somewhere.

Her best work was when she actually tried to explain her ideal society rather than just wishing for an apocalypse to wipe out the current one because it was like a child's description. She's always yelling at people to read "basic theory" and "basic leftist thought" but never mentions any sources and you can tell she hasn't read a single thing she just uses phrases she sees other people use. Nepenthe's named more YouTubers she watches religiously.

The disconnect between her forum persona and everything about her is hilarious.

 

[Bullet Club]

She also writes hilariously bad erotic fan fiction about Lucio from Overwatch. I posted it in here somewhere.

Part of one of Nep's stories:

A drip of pre-cum seeped out, along with a series of long moans. It wasn’t going to get him off any time soon, but the treatment possessed an addictive comfort all on its own; the way she was wrapped around him, and how she read his reactions and didn’t dare come close to hurting him again. It was as if there was nothing else in the universe worthy of acknowledgement but him. That was definitely egotistical, and indeed there was an anxiety in the expectation to not do anything, but...he would embrace this opportunity, for her.

 

[TroonFiringSquad]

The thread about the Hamas leader's assassination got too unhinged even for ResetEra: https://www.resetera.com/threads/ap...-assassinated-in-tehran.940896/post-126549261

They should stick to talking about which Japanese horror character can beat up the other (that's a real thread going on right now).

Another AlJazeera article. How about "What countries have attacked Israel since October 7?"

It's still fucking hilarious they allow AlJazeera as a source, it's like allowing Breitbart which they'd never do.

ResetEra is a good study on how many of these Islam loving cucks are out there in western society.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

It's RiteAid.

She also writes hilariously bad erotic fan fiction about Lucio from Overwatch. I posted it in here somewhere.

Her best work was when she actually tried to explain her ideal society rather than just wishing for an apocalypse to wipe out the current one because it was like a child's description. She's always yelling at people to read "basic theory" and "basic leftist thought" but never mentions any sources and you can tell she hasn't read a single thing she just uses phrases she sees other people use. Nepenthe's named more YouTubers she watches religiously.

The disconnect between her forum persona and everything about her is hilarious.

IIRC she quit the pharmacy job and now "works" doing art for some indie game.

But yeah she reminds me of those annoying freshmen in college that take one philosophy/history/economics class and think they know how to solve everything and will not shut up about it.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

He was born to Romani parents, in a Romani camp. It's retarded to get upset over not casting a Romani as him but it's not some newly invented part of his character.

If I remember correctly, his mom being Romani was a crucial part of his backstory as well?

 

[jallsballs]

IIRC she quit the pharmacy job and now "works" doing art for some indie game.

But yeah she reminds me of those annoying freshmen in college that take one philosophy/history/economics class and think they know how to solve everything and will not shut up about it.

She recently mentioned working at the pharmacy again so I'm guessing her animation job didn't pan out.

 

[Bullet Club]

Let's see how REE feels about the possibly male vs female boxing match at the Olympics.