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Some topic from 2018, I assumed it would be a really retarded topic (it was) but what I really saw was so many dead accounts. So many people on the first pages are banned or have had their accounts deleted, including the topic creator.

What a useless forum.
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There are more banned/inactivated accounts than there are activated accounts at good old REE.

Latest member is number 190,806.

Activated members: 64,131

A lot of the banned/inactive accounts would be bots, but still, that's pretty high.
 
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cantankerous jackalope said:
What I'm most curious about is if people have TDS *that* bad that they will actively try and sabotage any attempts to improve their own lives by this incoming administration in whatever way they can. Someone re-reading this thread in 2025 let me know. I think the answer is probably yes. It's so bizarre. I genuinely believe these people will actively try and make things worse in the country if given any opportunity to throw a spanner in the works.
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If Trump somehow discovered a cure for cancer, those with TDS would rather just die than take it. I sincerely believe this.
 
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Lone Star said:
If Trump somehow discovered a cure for cancer, those with TDS would rather just die than take it. I sincerely believe this.
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Bullet Club said:
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"Jokes on her though, I'm a girl now."

Go look in the mirror, buddy, and I think you'll find that the joke's on you.
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According to his twitter, he wanted to literally be Samus and that's his first "egg memory". A fictional character. Of course he didn't want to be any of the other women he saw before that, ew, especially not his doting mother whom he constantly tweets about.

No, he knew he was a real girl because he wanted to be the kickass alien bounty hunter who goes on space adventures and blasts things with missiles and never interacts with anyone or deal with any actual girl problems. What kind of boy would find that appealing? Besides all of them

As loving as his mother sounds, she apparently had 2 heart attacks and 2 strokes, and he still asked her to take down any old photos of him. Her son that she loved. That's the only part that gets my blood boiling, he even acknowleges how hard it was for her. "Sorry mom, I didn't love myself for who I am, and you're not allowed to either. "

Fuck. The fact that he brought joy to that woman's life should be reason enough to feel self-worth. But it's because he doesn't love anyone else that he couldn't love himself. But mom doesn't want to lose him and die alone, so she uses the new pronouns and occasionally takes her sweet boy's photos out of the closet to weep over. Was it my fault?
 
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Yeah it's daily cat photos. But he was formerly Steve Brownback, whom was on the official Kombatkast.

Other interesting point is that the rest of the fictional women he obsesses over are butt-kicking superheroines, ie the most masculine of women whom are still attractive to heterosexuals. He only sees male aggression as virtuous when it's coming from from a female avatar, which is an increasingly common theme in the media that once you notice it you can't stop.

It's 6 am here and I'm blackout drunk, so I'll try and see what he thought about his father, later. I saw a mention that his parents lived sepatately when he was a kis, so I'm guessing it wasn't a good relationship. Typical for MtFs though, behind every one is a father who's either an abusive asshole or an absent limpwristed loser
 
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AnOminous said:
The joke IS you.

Did anyone even think of playing Chell or Lara Croft O NOOOOOEZ I'M PLAYING A GURL? It's just not a thing normal people even think of.
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Autogynephiles are too narcissistic to understand normal human experience or normal sexual attraction. A lot of gamers like characters of the opposite sex precisely because they're attractive, and in some games they get to look at a nice female/male ass while they are playing.

That does not compute to an autogynephile, whose seuxality is fundamentally aimed back at himself (as a woman). They do not understand that normal humans experience love/attraction towards other people. Even the most shallow "I just like looking at Lara Croft's tits" level of sexual attraction is fundamentally out of reach and incomprehensible to an AGP. The ultimate target of an autogynephile's love and attraction can only ever be his own self.
 
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Bullet Club said:
Hmmm, let's check this out.

This fella has a lovely pussy.

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But he paints it's nails.

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It is mainly just pictures of the cat, which isn't a bad thing. Gets him a decent amount of likes.

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Those aren't painted nails, they're little plastic or rubber things you stick over cats claws so they stop shredding the shit out of your furniture/guests. IDK how they work or if they stress out the cat or whatever, but I know they exist for some reason.
 
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Bullet Club said:
Hmmm, let's check this out.

This fella has a lovely pussy.

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But he paints it's nails.

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It is mainly just pictures of the cat, which isn't a bad thing. Gets him a decent amount of likes.

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That poor cat looks so sad and neglected. It is just a toy for him, not a living animal.
Cats are really easy to take care of if you let them roam outside during the day, and sometimes the night, doing cat things and being cats.
You keep the food bowl filled up and you have a strong bond.

If you keep the cat locked inside a room 24/7 then you REALLY need to make sure that it gets stimulation and to play.
Just locking a cat in a house like this fucking troon does and not giving it stimulation is animal abuse.
Fuck I hate troons but when they start abusing their toys/pet animals ... TTD
 
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Cuckoman said:
That poor cat looks so sad and neglected. It is just a toy for him, not a living animal.
Cats are really easy to take care of if you let them roam outside during the day, and sometimes the night, doing cat things and being cats.
You keep the food bowl filled up and you have a strong bond.

If you keep the cat locked inside a room 24/7 then you REALLY need to make sure that it gets stimulation and to play.
Just locking a cat in a house like this fucking troon does and not giving it stimulation is animal abuse.
Fuck I hate troons but when they start abusing their toys/pet animals ... TTD
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No idea if it's being abused, the guy posts pics EVERY day. It does unnerve me when people call themselves "cat mom" or a parent. It's gross, and not even comparable to raising kids.

Giving a pet food and treats is all you need to do to feel worshipped. Even if you abuse or neglect them, they'll still worship you. They won't turn 17 and go and love someone else, they won't ever say they hate you, you won't have to drive them around 6 days a week, you won't have to get a higher-paying job or throw away your old identity to make them your life focus.
 
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Bullet Club said:
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"Jokes on her though, I'm a girl now."

Go look in the mirror, buddy, and I think you'll find that the joke's on you.
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There is nothing believable about that Metroid story.
Even if the mother knew the main character's name is Samus and she's a woman (and that's a giant if) there is nothing about the game Super Metroid that would be weird if a guy played it.
It's a shooter game full of scary and gross bugs and monsters that you kill while flipping around in a giant space suit.
Yes a lot of girls like it too, but in the 90s it was in no way a Girl Game to any stretch of the imagination.
Don't let them try to tell you Tomb Raider was seen as a girl game either.
Absolutely ridiculous and out of touch with reality.
 
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By the way, the Game Awards just announced their nominees, and Dragon Age Veilguard was snubbed for every category other than "Best Accessibility", the category usually reserved for games that have lots of options for disabled players and that sort of thing.

I cant WAIT for the angry Resetera topics.

Edit: I am very disappointed, they're all just complaining that Wukong got nominated.


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This might be the smartest thing ZeoVGM has ever said and its not even that special. People really don't understand that things like this are based on popularity and relative merit.

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One person so far has mentioned ZAU, that one indie modern audience game that caused their company to go under.

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Only gonna post one of these for this "category" of shitty posts, but LOTS of people on Resetera really don't get it and assume the games with the best reviews from IGN will get the nominees.

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Alert! We have our first 2024 Game Awards Banning

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Apparently I cannot edit my message after an hour, so I have to make a new post for these hot takes:

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