NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

Don't forget that any website that takes in these refugees will probably have Gaffites too proud to admit that NeoGAF did anything wrong, allowing them to form a ghetto within the website that stirs up trouble and ignites tensions.
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I love how Tyler's reaction to all this has blown it completely out of proportion.

As @Dynastia pointed out earlier in this thread, what supposedly happened isn't even remotely rape by any normal human definition, just some pretty cringy groping.

But because of his own censorship of it, it's now like he savagely took a knife to some chick and then violently penetrated her in every single orifice.
 
As @Dynastia pointed out earlier in this thread, what supposedly happened isn't even remotely rape by any normal human definition, just some pretty cringy groping.

Not even that. A girl decided to go take a shower while he was still in her hotel room, after a night on the town having drinks. To pretty much all normal people, this would be taken as a very obvious "lol come join me". Turns out it wasn't, and when he strolled naked into the shower like any normal man would have, she told him to get out, and he complied but treated her passive-aggressive shittily afterwards.

Even if I take the most generous interpretation and accept that somehow this chick is so socially inept she had no idea that "lol i gotta go shower" with a strange man in her hotel room would be seen as an invitation for some hot soapy fun by any normal person, Tyler Malka did literally nothing wrong by trying to get some.
 
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand NeoGAF. The groping is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical child pornography most of the assaults will go over a typical victim's head. There’s also the mods' censorship outlook, which is deftly woven into their constant bannings- their personal philosophies draw heavily from liberal extremism, for instance. The posters understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these bannings and sexual assaults, to realize that they’re not just people being shitty- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike NeoGAF truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humor in the user's existential catchphrase “Gamergate did it,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Sarkeesian's epic Tropes VS Women in Video Games. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those Russian hacking simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as NeoGAF’s genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
 
Even if I take the most generous interpretation and accept that somehow this chick is so socially inept she had no idea that "lol i gotta go shower" with a strange man in her hotel room would be seen as an invitation for some hot soapy fun by any normal person, Tyler Malka did literally nothing wrong by trying to get some.

This is what's so hilarious about it though. This cunt actually fucking banned everyone from his site that might have given him even a remotely generous interpretation.

He kept the "every goddamn thing imaginable is rape" crowd.

I don't make the rules!

He made the rules.

Now he dies by them.
 
Not even that. A girl decided to go take a shower while he was still in her hotel room, after a night on the town having drinks. To pretty much all normal people, this would be taken as a very obvious "lol come join me". Turns out it wasn't, and when he strolled naked into the shower like any normal man would have, she told him to get out, and he complied but treated her passive-aggressive shittily afterwards.

Even if I take the most generous interpretation and accept that somehow this chick is so socially inept she had no idea that "lol i gotta go shower" with a strange man in her hotel room would be seen as an invitation for some hot soapy fun by any normal person, Tyler Malka did literally nothing wrong by trying to get some.
That is an obvious invitation by any normal standards and the only thing that he did wrong was act like a passive-aggressive baby after being, confusingly, rejected. FFS she even left the door unlocked.
 
You are not helping.
If I invited a guy back to my hotel room after drinks and then went in to take a shower with my washroom door unlocked, I would expect him to come in and join me or at least make a move when I came back in to the room in a towel. If he didn't I would probably kick him out of my room. Afterwards I would call @entropyseekswork immediately to make fun of how much of a cuck incel faggot the guy must be.
 
If I invited a guy back to my hotel room after drinks and then went in to take a shower with my washroom door unlocked, I would expect him to come in and join me or at least make a move when I came back in to the room in a towel. If he didn't I would probably kick him out of my room. Afterwards I would call @entropyseekswork immediately to make fun of how much of a cuck incel faggot the guy must be.
Do you consider Evilore a man?
 
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