NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[Muh_Soggy_Knee]

They should get 10 each of women with real vaginas and women whatever with fake vaginas, then get a sample of guys willing to fuck each blindfolded and then report their impressions and observations. Like the Pepsi challenge.

There's gonna be a lot of dead troons. lol

 

[Ctrl+Alt+Rt]

Hey guys, I stabbed a hole in my couch and fucked it. Since leather is skin, it felt just like a real vag. Couch-chan <3

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Since an inverted penis doesn't magically grow larger and I'm better most troons had small dicks, that presents another rather significant difference biologically.

This is pretty basic stuff, it's not even arguing against trans-surgery or claiming that transwomen aren't 'real' women but I'm sure it would still be worth a ban.

 

[CrunkLord420]

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Vaginas don't need to be constantly douched as they don't fill up with puss because the human body is reacting to it as a wound.

<WARNING>
>VAGINAL COLLAPSE IMMINENT<
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Remember to always D I L A T E.

The best shit comes out of The Bore these days: http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=45505.msg2404115#msg2404115 (https://archive.fo/93H5s)

 

[Raging Capybara]

Since vaginas and neo-vaginas are all the same thing, I'll ask a question for the ladies in this forum. Do your vaginas drop down without dilating?

 

[Ceiling Kitten]

<WARNING>
>VAGINAL COLLAPSE IMMINENT<
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Remember to always D I L A T E.

Oh damn, now I have this stuck in my vagina head:

 

[Oh Shit I'm Sorry]

Hey guys, I stabbed a hole in my couch and fucked it. Since leather is skin, it felt just like a real vag. Couch-chan <3

But did your couch consent?

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I've had to hear some weird shit in my time but I don't think I would be able to keep a straight face if I was an airline worker and a troon marched up demanding special accommodations to dildo itself and was unwilling to go pay for a hotel room like anyone else.

I hope he visits the middle east next time.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I've had to hear some weird shit in my time but I don't think I would be able to keep a straight face if I was an airline worker and a troon marched up

"Marched up"? No, read the post closer - he was being carried to the airport
So imagine some half-dead neckbeard still smelling like formaldehyde or whatever back-alley Bangkok butchers use, carried on a palanquin by four "nurses" who are quite obviously urchins from a nearby soi dressed up in secondhand medical scrubs, croaking out his demands for a free bed.

 

[Ctrl+Alt+Rt]

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Remember to always D I L A T E.

I think every man and woman experiences genital collapse when they read this trans shit.

But did your couch consent?

Well, couch-chan can't say no...

 

[Stock Photo James]

<WARNING>
>VAGINAL COLLAPSE IMMINENT<
<WARNING>
View attachment 410735

Remember to always D I L A T E.

The best shit comes out of The Bore these days: http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=45505.msg2404115#msg2404115 (https://archive.fo/93H5s)
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I know I will regret this but what the fuck is "vagina dilation"?

 

[GethN7]

I know I will regret this but what the fuck is "vagina dilation"?

When MtF transgender people get the surgery that converts their former penis into a simulation of a vagina, the resultant hole is merely a gigantic wound that they must use a dilator to keep from closing since at occasional intervals.

 

[Water-T]

Can't they just go to a bathroom, shove the dilator up their faux-cunt, then keep the thing there until they get to their destination?

 

[Stock Photo James]

When MtF transgender people get the surgery that converts their former penis into a simulation of a vagina, the resultant hole is merely a gigantic wound that they must use a dilator to keep from closing since at occasional intervals.

I am happy I didn't look it up online, that sounds macabre. I still hope AppleSeason got the dilation, having your peehole stuck sounds like the worst nightmare.

 

[CrunkLord420]

Got banned from ResetEra https://www.resetera.com/threads/wh...top-at-trans-people.31827/page-3#post-5969935 (https://archive.fo/bYyfy)

Doing damage control on my other alt account

BCT claiming they knew Cream was a troll: https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-black-culture-community-ot2-wakanda-forever.15770/page-272 (https://archive.is/loe44)

It was all a ruse to try to make SweetNicole look like the insane troon she is.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

"Marched up"? No, read the post closer - he was being carried to the airport
So imagine some half-dead neckbeard still smelling like formaldehyde or whatever back-alley Bangkok butchers use, carried on a palanquin by four "nurses" who are quite obviously urchins from a nearby soi dressed up in secondhand medical scrubs, croaking out his demands for a free bed.

Then followed by a doctor who greeted them with a "hello everybody."

 

[Ceiling Kitten]

When MtF transgender people get the surgery that converts their former penis into a simulation of a vagina, the resultant hole is merely a gigantic wound that they must use a dilator to keep from closing since at occasional intervals.

Whoa. No wonder the trans woman from the Eva Luna novel, Mimi, decided not to go through the surgery and told Eva that it was barbaric.

 

[CrunkLord420]

Whoa. No wonder the trans woman from the Eva Luna novel, Mimi, decided not to go through the surgery and told Eva that it was barbaric.

This is not an unusual thing to hear among trans people. The politically correct way to phrase it is "the technology isn't good enough, yet".

 

[SuperSheep]

Whoa. No wonder the trans woman from the Eva Luna novel, Mimi, decided not to go through the surgery and told Eva that it was barbaric.

I know someone who went through the process. She had to spend quite some time in the bathtub a day while doing so and had to stay in a specialized hospital.

 

[Particle Bored]

This is not an unusual thing to hear among trans people. The politically correct way to phrase it is "the technology isn't good enough, yet".

We can rebuild it. We have the technology.

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