NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[Beardfish]

I love to see them slowly coming to realization that a place run by people who will expel you from it for the pettiest reasons might be a bit too authoritarian. It's like watching a mongoloid child learning that some farts might be dangerous.

 

[MrBadGuy]

We should start taking bets on which mod gets #Metoo'd first starting the great GAF meltdown 2.0. My money is on Sweet Nicole.

No..she/he/it is too embedded in the whole site and was one of the original knife holders on gaf....I would guess the place would burn to the ground before they step aside as it's pretty much the exact same play that happened on gaf...the only difference is they own goaled themselves.

 

[Haramburger]

I think they're trying to avoid any actual serious community schism, maybe the half-jokes about NeoEra scared Cerium. It's all damage control now. Their own base is attacking them, and there's no fallback userbase, they have an all eggs in one basket approach to community.

It's a lot of work for a few laughs, but you should literally make NeoEra just to see how many sign up.

 

[AnOminous]

What a shitty community. Why do people stay?

Is it even a community at all? It seems like a gated city run by a cabal of sadistic, degenerate troons shitting in the face of a cowed, cucked community of pathetic losers with no balls.

 

[JuanLee]

Is it even a community at all? It seems like a gated city run by a cabal of sadistic, degenerate troons shitting in the face of a cowed, cucked community of pathetic losers with no balls.

It's a Troon/SJW Lord of the Flies.

Hilarious, fascinating and appalling in equal measures.

 

[Denmark Mafia]

Banned for statistics

 

[Slap47]

https://grrrgraphics.com/blue-wave-2018-beach-closed/

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https://www.resetera.com/threads/us...t-truth-but-jail-is-still-jail.63549/page-199

Wew.

 

[Done]

LOL my question still stands: What the fuck is a 'Resettlement Advisor' and why does ResetEra need so many of them?

 

[JuanLee]

LOL my question still stands: What the fuck is a 'Resettlement Advisor' and why does ResetEra need so many of them?

They're a special variant of troon I think. Maybe.

 

[Human Institute Director]

What did the restructuration even change to make everyone so mad?

 

[Andrew_Noah_Patton]

We should start taking bets on which mod gets #Metoo'd first starting the great GAF meltdown 2.0. My money is on Sweet Nicole.

I wish. I can't stand that fucking freak of nature.

He's not even a real tranny. He's a crossdresser that's taking advantage of the sudden surge of transgender folks and allowing himself to dress like a "lady" in public. The least he could do is put some effort into it. Instead he looks like fat dude in women's clothing.

 

[Haramburger]

What did the restructuration even change to make everyone so mad?

It kinda sorta split the board to help funnel politics off to one side, and people sperged about wanting to be able to insert politics into any thread for any reason, because it's all political, despite none of them having any power outside of ResetEra whatsoever.

I wish. I can't stand that fucking freak of nature.

He's not even a real tranny. He's a crossdresser that's taking advantage of the sudden surge of transgender folks and allowing himself to dress like a "lady" in public. The least he could do is put some effort into it. Instead he looks like fat dude in women's clothing.

Based on Ride's doxx here, Noah seems to put some effort on the exterior. I've seen far worse befores & afters; Male Noah looked like a greasy sunbaked flip & tranny Pattycakes at least looks presentable despite camera angles:

If you've got other pics, by all means share 'em.

 

[DrunkJoe]

You think by now reeeee era would be a little more self aware that they are being made fun of by every other video game forum for the ridiculous bans and spergs and try and tone it down.

 

[vhstape]

It kinda sorta split the board to help funnel politics off to one side, and people sperged about wanting to be able to insert politics into any thread for any reason, because it's all political, despite none of them having any power outside of ResetEra whatsoever.


Based on Ride's doxx here, Noah seems to put some effort on the exterior. I've seen far worse befores & afters; Male Noah looked like a greasy sunbaked flip & tranny Pattycakes at least looks presentable despite camera angles:

If you've got other pics, by all means share 'em.

Still looks like a dude, but a dude that doesn't smell of week old BO like in the before picture.

 

[Haramburger]

Still looks like a dude

You're not wrong. I'm just used to seeing way worse. Cosmo, Wu, Nyberg. Jake Alley. I'm just saying an effort was made to kind of look a little feminine.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

You're not wrong. I'm just used to seeing way worse. Cosmo, Wu, Nyberg. Jake Alley. I'm just saying an effort was made to kind of look a little feminine.

Slightly tighter shirt, sunglasses, closed mouth, longer hair (wig?)

If you're basing your standards for anything on Jake Alley it means you have blown up your perspective because going outside would make someone automatically more impressive than him.

 

[BlueSpark]

LOL my question still stands: What the fuck is a 'Resettlement Advisor' and why does ResetEra need so many of them?

I think they created that title because people were being "resettled" into RetardEra from Neogaf.

Basically it's self-important hotpockets giving themselves titles that make them sound like they're running some kind of humanitarian service instead of what they actually do (poorly run an internet asylum for mongoloids).

 

[Luigi]

LOL my question still stands: What the fuck is a 'Resettlement Advisor' and why does ResetEra need so many of them?

Imagine an unpaid janitor, but without the powers, just enough status to be able to say "I'm better than you" to most of your userbase.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Imagine an unpaid janitor, but without the powers, just enough status to be able to say "I'm better than you" to most of your userbase.

At least a janitor (i.e. low-level mod) does shit. These guys were probably just supposed to be 'ambassadors' or some shit to newbies

which they probably failed at

 

[SiccDicc]

LOL my question still stands: What the fuck is a 'Resettlement Advisor' and why does ResetEra need so many of them?

I'm not sure, but whenever I think of "Resettlement Advisor", I think of Nazi Germany trying to be polite about what they're doing.