NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[CrunkLord420]

Even forum regulars are shocked that psychowave is allowed to berate everyone without any moderator intervention https://www.resetera.com/threads/kanye-west-wants-to-meet-hideo-kojima.87205/page-16#post-16003045 (https://archive.fo/XD800)

psychowave is definitely my latest VIP: https://resetera.kiwifarms.net/vip/psychowave

update, bans incoming https://www.resetera.com/threads/kanye-west-wants-to-meet-hideo-kojima.87205/page-16#post-16005129 (https://archive.fo/cH1XW)

 

[The Flawless Gazelles]

update, bans incoming https://www.resetera.com/threads/kanye-west-wants-to-meet-hideo-kojima.87205/page-16#post-16005129 (https://archive.fo/cH1XW)
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You should add a feature to predict bans to your ban aggregator. by now some patterns should be visible on what will lead to one.

 

[CrunkLord420]

You should add a feature to predict bans to your ban aggregator. by now some patterns should be visible on what will lead to one.

I already did something like that, and basically it comes down to if you're in a thread with these people you're chances of being banned are incredibly high. The graphs are pretty broken since I've generated a lot more data and JavaScript just jumps off a cliff. I should probably go back and figure out a way to display them with more generalized data.

excelsiorlef Recv: 43 | :Sent 156
RedMercury Recv: 26 | :Sent 95
Phantom Thief Recv: 22 | :Sent 90
BernardoOne Recv: 14 | :Sent 85
Crossing Eden Recv: 19 | :Sent 82
OrdinaryPrime Recv: 12 | :Sent 80
ZeoVGM Recv: 17 | :Sent 76
saenima Recv: 10 | :Sent 68
Xaszatm Recv: 8 | :Sent 67
Skelepuzzle Recv: 10 | :Sent 65
Weltall Zero Recv: 8 | :Sent 63
astro Recv: 13 | :Sent 59
Mesoian Recv: 4 | :Sent 56
Khanimus Recv: 10 | :Sent 56
The Kree Recv: 10 | :Sent 55

oh my god they're talking about amir0x now and implying people like psychowave are probably pedo-rapists. WHERE ARE THE MODS TO BAN ALL THESE PEOPLE? https://www.resetera.com/threads/kanye-west-wants-to-meet-hideo-kojima.87205/page-16#post-16005786 (https://archive.fo/x3Er8)

 

[Muh_Soggy_Knee]

I wonder if Psychowave is a troon...

 

[CrunkLord420]

I wonder if Psychowave is a troon...

 

[Muh_Soggy_Knee]

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Huh. Well, I'll be damned.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Crossing Eden Recv: 19 | :Sent 82

No surprises that our best friend is on this list tbh.

 

[Beardfish]

Is anyone still left on that site or has everyone been banned yet?

If you banned your dick from existence you're safe.

 

[UE 558]

Made a related post to faggotera in the rdr thread

Spoiler

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ea...dr2-with-uncharted-assassins-creed-etc.80420/ only resetera could take input lag, a legitimate problem with RDR2 according to to Mr. Lowe's test and turn it into a self-righteous spiel on why all people who like RDR2 are just blind fanboys who like playing bad games because metacritic user section, same place that has Soul Cal 6 at a 65 and Battlefield 5 a 2.0 says so

 

[Judge Dredd]

he hates women and makes sure to show it in every single fucking game he makes, but it's all good because hE mAkE tHe GoOd ViDeOgAmE #fUcKoNaMi

YES!
True!
Correct!
Exactly!

ResetEra has cracked the enigma code.

No one cares if someone gives puppies to orphans or is litterally hitler, as long as they "mAkE tHe GoOd ViDeOgAmE" that's all that matter when it comes "How good is the videogame".

Got to love that double standard though. Supposed dev has sex with journalist and other devs to get positive press. "No problem here. Zoe did nothing wrong.". Musician has coffee with dev while he's in town. "REEEE! REEEE! Misogynist garbage man!"

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Looks like NeoGAF Gold finally launched: https://www.neogaf.com/gold/

Kind of funny that it happened five years after NeoGAF peaked, where Tyler Malka probably could have made hundreds of thousands of dollars off of it for what I'm sure is going to be underwhelming crap.

LOL at it being $50 a year though. Is this nigga serious?

 

[frozenrunner]

Any random Reeeee thread screenshot is baffling and mortifying to behold. This really must be what it's like to peer into the daily conversations of cultists. None of them were using this SJW terminology 10 years ago. But now their discussions are invariably peppered with nearly meaningless, "woke" neologisms that make them indecipherable to normal, sane people.

If you ever meet someone who describes something as "problematic" without irony, call them a faggot and walk away.

 

[Capsaicin Addict]

Any random Reeeee thread screenshot is baffling and mortifying to behold. This really must be what it's like to peer into the daily conversations of cultists. None of them were using this SJW terminology 10 years ago. But now their discussions are invariably peppered with nearly meaningless, "woke" neologisms that make them indecipherable to normal, sane people.

If you ever meet someone who describes something as "problematic" without irony, call them a faggot and walk away.

Funny you should mention that. There's a Quillette column making the rounds that describes SJW thought as just that; cultish.

 

[Haramburger]

Looks like NeoGAF Gold finally launched: https://www.neogaf.com/gold/

Kind of funny that it happened five years after NeoGAF peaked, where Tyler Malka probably could have made hundreds of thousands of dollars off of it for what I'm sure is going to be underwhelming crap.

LOL at it being $50 a year though. Is this nigga serious?

Literally a steal, look at how many accounts have even made it one year? Even if you managed to dodge bannings, there's no way $50 is a worthwhile price for a video game forum. Go buy some fucking video games with that money.

"Users with more than 31 days remaining on their subscription will receive a pro-rated refund upon request." UPON REQUEST. WHAT? YOU EMAILED US WHEN? WHO? PLEASE HOLD.

 

[Done]

Literally a steal, look at how many accounts have even made it one year? Even if you managed to dodge bannings, there's no way $50 is a worthwhile price for a video game forum. Go buy some fucking video games with that money.

"Users with more than 31 days remaining on their subscription will receive a pro-rated refund upon request." UPON REQUEST. WHAT? YOU EMAILED US WHEN? WHO? PLEASE HOLD.

You can literally get:

• A Netflix subscription ($11.99~13.99/mo).
• XBox Game Pass subscription ($9.99/mo).
• Shonen Jump digital subscription ($1.99/mo).
• Spotify ($9.99)

And still have enough fast food money for those occasional times when you post on NeoGAF about all the above.

EDIT: LMFAO ignore me I am an idiot, NeoGAF Gold is $50/YEAR.

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

Man, NeoGAF's rapidly on its way to out-SAing SA. Deader, gayer, and an even bigger waste of money.

 

[UE 558]

Tbh, Bill Usher and autismera were made for each other

 

[Night Owl]

As the biggest tightwad on this side of the Alps, I don't see why anyone would spend money on a website of all things.

 

[Autistsforuganda]

Jontron made another vid:

How long till reeeera make a 50 page thread about him again?

 

[Haramburger]

Jontron made another vid:

How long till reeeera make a 50 page thread about him again?

a Natty Ice™ ugly christmas sweater? dank.