NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

Bad news guys, they upgraded my ban again, it was just a harmless joke (against Trump even)!
Oh4mueP.png


Maybe the left can't meme because they don't want to? ????
So. You're Ban(man) puncher.
 
And Terry Crews has just failed their purity test and is a horrible horrible person now and should be unpersoned. And that all for saying something that is not really that controversial, namely that generally it is better for a child to have both a father and a mother


https://www.resetera.com/threads/terry-crews-criticised-for-saying-children-of-same-sex-parents-are-‘severely-malnourished’.103227/
Going by their asinine logic, that must mean that Crackdown 3 is now "problematic" due to his portrayal in it.

Could this possibly lead to people calling for it to be added to that dumbass taboo game list?
 
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Nogib
Dove back into the thread, this is all from like 2 or 3 pages.

684550

I forget, what stage of acceptance is conspiracy theories again?

684552

And here we have someone who most definitely isn't an EA employee using this completely unrelated event to launch into a tirade about how everyone who doesn't like EA's shitty microtransaction-filled souless products is a Nazi.

684559

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

684564

The great thing about the Dan Olsen incident is that it's so cut and dry it's all but impossible to see it as anything other than a massive fuckup by a complete retard.

  1. Man goes looking for cheese pizza.
  2. Man finds and downloads cheese pizza.
  3. Man reuploads cheese pizza elsewhere.
  4. Cops investigate and determine that it's actually not cheese pizza so everything he did was meaningless.

It's one of the internet's greatest incidents of peak exceptionalism where a man tried to break numerous laws just to own a website he didn't like. I'm glad ERA is bringing it up because everyone deserves to know and laugh about it.

684575

Things that are totally going to happen.jpg

684576

Yeah EA's done a ton of shit like introduce mechanics in games designed for the sole purpose of exploiting people with gambling problems out of every last cent to the point where laws were put into place in response and put countless studios and employees out of jobs but at least they didn't do an AMA on a website I don't like!

684578

"I totally wanted to support them which is why I've never bought any of their games before."

I dunno how THQ is ever going to recover from losing a customer they never had before.

684583

The game industry has never faced a crisis as big as an AMA before.

684586

I mean all Anthem does is completely brick user's systems. Gamers should be far more concerned with this website 99.9% of them have never heard of before.

684588


684589

684592

Consequences will never be the same.

684600

Literally shaking rn
 
Here it is. It's pretty much as the REEEEEtards described it, a shitpost of a game likely to be deleted.

Steam is very likely gonna say "FUCK NO!" to letting this see the light of day on their platform for download, so I don't see why these morons are shitting their pants.
 
Steam is very likely gonna say "FUCK NO!" to letting this see the light of day on their platform for download, so I don't see why these morons are shitting their pants.

Because it's a clickbait headline that will get eyes because the game really does look like an utter piece of shit.

The fact is it isn't even available for sale yet and hasn't even passed Steam's review process, and appears unlikely to do so, as Steam has already told the vendor that it looks like it may contain content illegal in many jurisdictions.
 
How fucking insufferable do you have to be? Either that or the "suicide threats" have been coming forever and everyone knows it just bullshit attention seeking... but who knows?

Whatever happened to the guy who threatened suicide after he was banned from ResetEra (and whenever he lost at Splatoon)?


View attachment 684840

How oddly privileged.
Remember when games journalism was about news, reviews, and previews? These days it seems to be a crusade to get every game they don't like banned.
 
View attachment 685519


Rip
Imagine being so neurotic that you get triggered at the sight of a cartoon frog and make it taboo on your forum.
 
Imagine being so neurotic that you get triggered at the sight of a cartoon frog and make it taboo on your forum.

Hillary declared it was literally a magical Nazi symbol that turned people instantly into mindless Nazis, so that is the truth forever. The fact that she fell over nearly immediately in a seizure frothing at the mouth and had to be carted off stiff and comatose into a waiting car is irrelevant.
 
Hillary declared it was literally a magical Nazi symbol that turned people instantly into mindless Nazis, so that is the truth forever. The fact that she fell over nearly immediately in a seizure frothing at the mouth and had to be carted off stiff and comatose into a waiting car is irrelevant.
Not even kidding...sometimes I dream of watching this for the first time again in slow motion....I remember my chest feeling tight as mad laughter poured out my mouth for a solid half hour....I literally cried at the absurd majesty of the unfolding election...

Jesus fucking christ 2016 was a good goddamn year
 
Don't worry, house nigger Kamala Harris will make 2020 even more glorious.
Honestly....there just is no way you can top 2016. The hillary campaign was such a jawdroppingly fucktarded trainwreck that was so desperate to appeal to "hip young people" and so easily baited by stale 4chan memes that it simply cant be replicated or improved upon.

I mean how the fuck could Kamala outdo this unless she fucks up on the level of say, getting tricked into tweeting a fucking wyatt mann cartoon as her campaign's official anime mascot?

ixSdAMb.gif

- vote for your new mulatto waifu goy-chan -
 
Honestly....there just is no way you can top 2016. The hillary campaign was such a jawdroppingly fucktarded trainwreck that was so desperate to appeal to "hip young people" and so easily baited by stale 4chan memes that it simply cant be replicated or improved upon.

Pokemon Go to fucking Hell Hillary!
 
Back