NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

MK11 is officially woke, watch that ending:

Wasn't the muslim invasions of africa far more damaging than anything the west actually did? Islam also practiced slavery as well as actually conquering local populations and genociding them. I mean the slave markets benefited native africans who saw slavery as a good deal because they shipped their undesirables to a far away land in exchange they got stuff they couldn't get natively?
 
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I guess having anyone below the age of 20 in your Japanese videogame is now problematic.

"What's problematic about all this is obviously the sexualization of these underage girls. Some of them are blatantly sexualized, some others are more subtle or only serve as a romantic option (like Futaba from Persona 5), and some others aren't sexualized at all (like Veronica from DQXI). "

This is fun because OP literally admits numerous characters they're using as examples don't belong but they went ahead and posted them anyways.

"only serve as a romantic option (like Futaba"

She's literally a party member and is datable by an MC whose only like a year older than her.

"I'm probably biased as I obviously haven't played most Japanese games out there, but I feel like the former 2 are more common that the last one. "

"I don't know what I'm talking about but I'm going to make this thread anyways"

"Especially if you think of games from smaller studios like Marvelous, Media Vision, Nippon Ichi, Compile Heart, Idea Factory, Gust, etc. "

I'm not a massive fucking weeb so I don't know every title these studios have produced but I'm willing to bet most of the characters in their games aren't children.

"Another problem is that how people tend to eat up whatever excuse the authors give to them. Like, if a character looks underage but the author says that she's actually a 1000 year old dragon, people just accept it like a fool. "

I too am shocked when people take fantasy things in a fantasy game seriously. Like c'mon dragons aren't real what are you an idiot?

"Simply put, I just find it silly and problematic that these child/childlike characters are somehow a must have trope in a lot of Japanese games. "

So I guess stop putting children and teenagers in videogames? That seems like a realistic scenario.

"Meanwhile if you compare it to Western games, they barely exist. Children are usually just some random NPCs or unimportant characters in there."

The Last of Us.
The Walking Dead.
God of War.
Heavy Rain (JASON).
Fallout/Elder Scrolls.
RDR2.

"Only Japanese games have children in them" is one hell of a hot take.

Even for ERA this is a thread that's especially unhinged because the OP just picks a bunch of characters at random half of whom aren't children or sexualized and then just starts ranting about how perverse Japan is and how mad seeing children in Japanese videogames regardless of how they're treated makes them.

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"Sensitive topic" lol it's someone's angry Tumblr post made into a thread.
Given the mod exodus, I don't know how much longer we'll get these kind of "banned for disagreeing with the party line" type bans. It was fun while it lasted though.

As for the post. It's been explained often, but they either ignore it or are too stupid to understand it. From their culture being one that idolises youth as freedom (symbolically and literally), to the simple explanation that it's an art style. No amount of screaming accusations about the "the sexualization of minors" is going to make people like their woke calarts bullshit.

But the sad part is that this hasn't been a thing for years. Yes, there have been high profile cases of censorship and drama in anime and anime style games, but right now progressive comic and anime fans are more concerned about the high profile lawsuits that the left is losing. The PS5 got about as much fanfare as a sunrise, and once those lawsuits are done the gatekeepers SJWs rely on to enforce their screaming will be gone or as good as gone. Maybe their plan is to rely on Nintendo Treehouse to control everything in the anime, manga, and video game industry, but somehow I doubt that will happen.

And in the unlikely event anyone from ResetEra is reading this. 3 years from now when whatever forum you migrated to has only a half-dozen users left, consoles (if they survive long enough) will be selling themselves on the backs of "problematic" exclusives by Atlus, FromSoftware, and all those other "problematic" Japanese devs you hate. And in the west, look forward to Warhorse, CDProject Red, and recently the makers of Subverse. Because nobody gives a shit about Halo any more. Nobody gives a shit about Assassins Creed any more. Nobody gives a shit about Mass Effect or Battlefield or whatever woke franchise you care to name. And who are you going to get to lead your crusade and use their influence to pressure companies? Jim Sterling? Hbomberguy? Moviebob? Anita Sarkeesian? These people are nobodies now.
 
Wasn't the muslim invasions of africa far more damaging than anything the west actually did? Islam also practiced slavery as well as actually conquering local populations and genociding them. I mean the slave markets benefited native africans who saw slavery as a good deal because they shipped their undesirables to a far away land in exchange they got stuff they couldn't get natively?
It's a game, it's not that deep fam. Niggas don't got cybernetic arms and time-travel powers either.
 
Given the mod exodus, I don't know how much longer we'll get these kind of "banned for disagreeing with the party line" type bans. It was fun while it lasted though.

It's more likely they're left with only the bottom of the barrel crazies who will do even more of that stuff, though. As in people who make Noah Andrew Patton look functional by comparison.
 
Did they play Mercenaries 2?

No, of course they didn't. The US is portrayed as being shady and imperialistic. China too, but they're at least honest about what they're doing. Now don't get me wrong, it's just a video game and it's quite possible there's no political message intended by the developers at all. But if there is, it's NOT pro-America.
 
Nobody gives a shit about Assassins Creed any more. Nobody gives a shit about Mass Effect or Battlefield or whatever woke franchise you care to name. And who are you going to get to lead your crusade and use their influence to pressure companies? Jim Sterling? Hbomberguy? Moviebob? Anita Sarkeesian? These people are nobodies now.
I would add the entirety of Blizzard properties as well, Warcraft, Starcraft, Diablo. Blizzard isn't a welcome name anymore since they've been reduced to turning out dreck. Gone are the people who actually cared about WRPGs. You would figure that stuff like Divinity Original Sin 2 would have been trounced upon by blizzard and they could have made their own Warcraft hero SRPG just like DOS2. Hell they could have actually called it Warcraft 4 since something like DOS2 would have perfectly tied together the SRPG Origins of Warcraft with the Open World Exploration, Character Creation and Roleplay of World of Warcraft
 
I have to say that my current favourite thread to read on Resetera is the thread where they are slowly watching Nick Rekieta amass a huge audience and turn people against those behind #kickvic. They consistently question Nicks qualifications, experience and they come up with all of these half baked theories on how "It'll be thrown out". Any time anyone says anything REMOTELY contrarian they're instabanned (I shouldn't be surprised by this considering that its Reseteras defining feature) and it cracks me up every time.
 
Did they play Mercenaries 2?

No, of course they didn't. The US is portrayed as being shady and imperialistic. China too, but they're at least honest about what they're doing. Now don't get me wrong, it's just a video game and it's quite possible there's no political message intended by the developers at all. But if there is, it's NOT pro-America.
A few people actually mention this but they're ignored by all the people who never played the game but totally believe this random article about it being CIA propaganda for a war a decade later lol

My favorite post by far is this one:
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Ignoring the first part about COD plots, it's like, dude it's fucking Tom Clancy, the ultimate CIA/black ops/etc. fan fiction writer with decades of ties to all these agencies all over the world. The games are all just as anal as he was about all the technology and weapons and TACTICS being canonically accurate. It's the one place nobody would have to do any kind of secret propaganda in favor of the agencies/forces because everyone will willingly put it into the work and even ask them for help to get it right.
 
MK11 is officially woke, watch that ending:


MK ladder endings are traditionally non-canon. Maybe 1-2 out of 30 accurately follow the story line. It's kind of like the old Twisted Metal games where the reward for winning was your character breaking canon. I expect the story mode will be filled with cheesy feminist 1 liners though.
 
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MK11 is officially woke, watch that ending:

I'm not gonna watch the ending because I value what few brain cells I have left, but if he ended global slavery that seems fine by me. Certainly means South America didn't get to enjoy their nigger hunts.

Now if it was strictly North America then that's dumb and they probably handled it with all the delicate nature of a bull on steroids. That said it's Mortal Kombat.
 
So if I'm understanding the ResetEra Holy Codex correctly...

#GamerGate was the Great Fascist Meetup of 2014 (not a bunch of nerds tired of being lied to/called pieces of shit by the same people they'd kept employed.)

and

It stirred up a bunch of hate and violence words that led to Trump being elected

and now

History is repeating itself verbatim from 86 years ago. We have elected neo-Hitler. People who had more to elaborate on about a hashtag than "violence against women!" are running for political offices. Sum total: any day now the People of Color and genderqueer folk are gonna be herded onto the trains. Any day now, with an election less than a year away, in a country not on the brink of economic ruin and mass starvation after a major World War.

I mean never mind Germany was desperate, crippled by a treaty engineered to ensure they would never be able to crawl, much less threaten anyone ever again. They elected a leader with some charismatic appeal and a series of campaign promises amounting to, "We will eat again." All the Jew hate came from a collective belief that the Jews had stayed wealthy and fed while the rest of Germany starved.

Trump is hardly any of that. He got some standing ovations at a few redneck rallies, but he took the election because our other choice was a (possible) stroke victim with a bunch of monsters in her closet and one too many conspiratorial rumors. Compared to Hitler, Trump has no charisma. He can barely string a sentence together. He rode in on a Tasmanian Devil cyclone of orange skin, fat, bad hair, and golf. He isn't uniting the U.S. into a goosestepping murder mob. Most of that "crowd" is just tired of Social Justice turning/censoring our culture into boring polite shit at every turn.

Of course, one wonders what the fuck any of this has to do with video games. Aside from #GamerGate, which is easier to explain in its aftermath: Social Justice told they can't have something, so five years later they're still screaming and citing it as The Day of Infamy. The truth is nobody 'won' #GamerGate. The journos are just as far-left and worthless as before the 'war,' the difference being that they are now completely transparent and fooling no one. The SJWs got "But, but, but remember #GamerGate!?" as their takeaway.
 
Man... I just don't get at ALL why people post there. It's like voluntarily living in the USSR or China during the cultural revolution. It seems to easy to get B& because someone subjectively took what you said to be offensive, all the while the people at the top (on GAF like Evillore and that other pedo) are able to quietly memory hole their fuck ups and immediately censor all criticism.

Kiwifarms, despite for the most part having subject matter which one would assume would create a highly toxic and hostile environment is the equivalent of xanax compared to casually browsing Resetera.
 
So if I'm understanding the ResetEra Holy Codex correctly...

#GamerGate was the Great Fascist Meetup of 2014 (not a bunch of nerds tired of being lied to/called pieces of shit by the same people they'd kept employed.)

and

It stirred up a bunch of hate and violence words that led to Trump being elected

and now

History is repeating itself verbatim from 86 years ago. We have elected neo-Hitler. People who had more to elaborate on about a hashtag than "violence against women!" are running for political offices. Sum total: any day now the People of Color and genderqueer folk are gonna be herded onto the trains. Any day now, with an election less than a year away, in a country not on the brink of economic ruin and mass starvation after a major World War.
1930's Germany was a test run for GamerGate which was a test run for Trump who was a test run for PewDiePie who is a test run for Christian ISIS....

If you'll step over here and examine this chart on my wall, it will all become clear, if I can just get a fucking green pen:

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Man... I just don't get at ALL why people post there. It's like voluntarily living in the USSR or China during the cultural revolution. It seems to easy to get B& because someone subjectively took what you said to be offensive, all the while the people at the top (on GAF like Evillore and that other pedo) are able to quietly memory hole their fuck ups and immediately censor all criticism.

Kiwifarms, despite for the most part having subject matter which one would assume would create a highly toxic and hostile environment is the equivalent of xanax compared to casually browsing Resetera.

I have two theories: (1). As the reddest, most Communist dictatorship forum on the Internet, REE the best place to farm SJW brownie points, working your way up the woke ladder to establish a glorious legacy as Champion of the Right Side of History (2). Masochism, either out of crippling guilt for some secret past grievance, or sexual gratification from constant bullying, pressure and paranoia. Is today the day I get a warning? Kick me, daddy. Umph, kick me fucking harder...

What I've always wondered is how any account survives Junior Phase.
 
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