NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

Vault Boy said:
I'm curious, what is this Burger King milkshake thing about? Are they actively alienating customers?
Click to expand...

Scottish cops asked McDonalds not to sell milkshakes while Nigel Farage was in town as protesters had recently thrown them at Tommy Robinson and Sargon. Burger King tweeted out an address to the Scots that they're still selling them. So of course some bottom tier burger chain virtue signaling would get RetardEra's colelctive girl dicks hard.

I also noticed in that banned dudes tweet chain that there's another break away forum in the works. It's hilarious and pathetic that it's already coming apart at the seams because of the mod team. The site has been open what, less than two years?
 
  • Like
  • Informative
Reactions: spiritofamermaid, vertexwindi, Denmark Mafia and 4 others
Islamic Creampie said:
I also noticed in that banned dudes tweet chain that there's another break away forum in the works. It's hilarious and pathetic that it's already coming apart at the seams because of the mod team. The site has been open what, less than two years?
Click to expand...
Great, so the cancer of the cancer that infested NeoGAF is going to make an even crazier forum. Fucking beautiful.
 
  • Like
Reactions: spiritofamermaid, Strange Looking Dog, Sven and 4 others
Islamic Creampie said:
Scottish cops asked McDonalds not to sell milkshakes while Nigel Farage was in town as protesters had recently thrown them at Tommy Robinson and Sargon. Burger King tweeted out an address to the Scots that they're still selling them. So of course some bottom tier burger chain virtue signaling would get RetardEra's colelctive girl dicks hard.
Click to expand...
I bet that’s just McD’s excuse for the machine being broken again
 
  • Like
  • Feels
  • Winner
Reactions: spiritofamermaid, FuckedUp, Isolated Incident and 9 others
Vault Boy said:
Great, so the cancer of the cancer that infested NeoGAF is going to make an even crazier forum. Fucking beautiful.
Click to expand...
Reeeception. Bwaaaaaaaaaaah!

Joking aside, I'm eager to see what kind of batshit insanity the worst of Reee can produce on their own to compete with it. Imagine how strict the signup process will have to be (to better vet the incoming users to ward off "trolls" and wrongthinkers). Imagine how long the rules & guidelines page/threads will be. My god, imagine all the bans!

766119
 
  • Like
Reactions: spiritofamermaid, Mexican_Wizard_711, Vault Boy and 2 others
Dreamland said:
It is a deeply rewarding game, even if you lose you'll still feed the paranoia of the 'victor' who will redouble their effort in rooting out wrongthink and look for the nazi boogeyman.
Click to expand...

They're right to be paranoid, though. After all, they really are full of trolls who are getting them to ban their own people. They're just that stupid.
 
  • Agree
Reactions: spiritofamermaid, FuckedUp, Mexican_Wizard_711 and 5 others
I don't think these people even want a forum, they just want a chatbot that responds with the usual passive-aggressive self importance they get from the rest of the hoard.

Actually, you could probably empty Reeeee out by selling a soft, pastel-colored androgynous tickle-me Elmo doll. Just replace the laughing with "Yikes!" and "Even my conservative family is dumping Trump, we've got 2020 in the bag!"
 
Last edited:
  • Winner
  • Semper Fidelis
  • Like
Reactions: spiritofamermaid, FuckedUp, Cosmug and 8 others
Chin of Campbell said:
I don't think these people even want a forum, they just want a chatbot that responds with the usual passive-aggressive self importance they get from the rest of the hoard.

Actually, you could probably just empty Reeeee out by selling a soft, pastel-colored androgynous tickle-me Elmo doll. Just replace the laughing with "Yikes!" and "Even my conservative family is dumping Trump, we've got 2020 in the bag!"
Click to expand...
Even then, they would find a way to bitch about the doll and unperson the damn thing for being a "fascist".
 
  • Like
Reactions: spiritofamermaid, FuckedUp and Judge Dredd
BesadaDontStarve said:
View attachment 765697

View attachment 765698

Asses in Fortnite

Fortnite is renowned for its multitude of high quality character skins and emotes. However, as a 3rd person shooter, what is going to be front and center on the player's screen for the majority of the time? That's right, it's ass. Big voluptous, shapely asses are plentiful in Fortnite, and you...
www.resetera.com www.resetera.com

"Objectifying polygons" :story:

These people.
Click to expand...
Was a light hearted thread with a couple of shitposts. Better close it quick! No fun allowed!
 
  • Feels
Reactions: Denmark Mafia
Kostaja said:
Even Sweet Nicole was shitposting there. What happened to her?
Click to expand...

Every so often SweetNicole tries to act "relevant". By posting gifs or the Call of Duty meme. It usually backfires and then it's back to authoritarian lunacy.

Vic Viper T301 said:
BDS, who is one of the regulars in the female character designs thread, is very unhappy with the way Game of Thrones ended and really wants you to read her 2500 word treatise on it.
Click to expand...

I'm honestly surprised BDS hasn't committed suicide yet. The unhappiness from that poster is beyond a doctors diagnosis of severe autism or aspergers.

I don't know how people that broken stay alive. They usually don't or the best case is living alone and being hated by everyone.
 
  • Feels
  • Agree
Reactions: spiritofamermaid, Mexican_Wizard_711, Vault Boy and 1 other person
AnOminous said:
They're right to be paranoid, though. After all, they really are full of trolls who are getting them to ban their own people. They're just that stupid.
Click to expand...

Hopefully they’ll go full Conservapedia. Part of the fun there was watching genuine users being banned by paranoid and malicious mods. If you went as extreme as the mods they’d think you to be a troll. If you didn’t agree enough then you’d be banned for being a liberal.

The thing is, the trolls were better able to survive this craziness as they knew the deal and could more easily adapt than genuine users. Fun times!
 
  • Like
Reactions: spiritofamermaid
Kostaja said:
Was a light hearted thread with a couple of shitposts. Better close it quick! No fun allowed!
Click to expand...
Fun is an antiquated concept anyway, valued by mysoginistic gamers and conservatives across the country. I think we've progressed past that point, don't you? Do you really want to be associated with the Gamer Gators who always complain about games not being fun instead focusing on the real meat (the political message)?
 
  • Feels
  • Like
  • Winner
Reactions: spiritofamermaid, FuckedUp, chainer and 2 others
  • Agree
  • Like
  • Disagree
Reactions: spiritofamermaid, Cosmug, ForTheHoard and 7 others
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back