NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

good example of how easy it is for ERAINFLUENCERS to completely shift the direction of a thread and make all the normies bail the fuck out:
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also, thanks to the Kiwi Farms I've become one of those enlightened to the connection between adults (often without kids) who go to Disney constantly and degeneracy, here is ResetEra's version:
Be astonished by:
-people who go to Disney weekly or would if they lived near it
-people who spend $10,000-20,000 on multiple week long Disney trips every year but call themselves "working class"
-people who know the best places to buy Disney shirts which last longer due to their high quality materials allowing you to wear them for decades
-people who collect autographs from the Disney characters
-people who admit that it's a rip off but you can't compete with the atmosphere of Disney's restaurants
-people who go just to go to Epcot
-and more!

stolen from: https://twitter.com/ReeraTakes
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this dude is now one of my favorites between his "older woman sexually assaulted me" story that even his dad makes fun of him for and the fact he's constantly "well, ACTUALLY" about Japan while all his information about it seems to come primarily from anime

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What kind of miserable, sheltered existence do you have when already censored nursery rhymes about zoo animals are considered offensive? This a question's so stupid that I'm surprised this person even plays video games, especially from someone who has a Street Fighter avatar. This is the kind of deep thinking I'd expect from a new age parenting forum full of soccer moms..
 
This dude would keel over from a coronary if he ever read the Super Mario World comics from Nintendo Power back in 1991. Both the artist and the writer are Japanese, but that didn't stop them from making the Minister of Massage the most stereotypical Japanese character possible. They probably thought it was hilarious.
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Reminds me how Bob Chimpman, another Nintentard, called "console wars" the Vietnam of his life.
I don't even know where the fuck they come up with this shit. I went to elementary school in the 90's and I never witnessed any fights about consoles. The only place I've ever found console fights is
 
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JonTron is the one eceleb they can't destroy no matter how much they try and how many buzzwords they label him with.
He's immensely popular, funny as all hell, has a remarkably appealing attitude, and normies give no shit about his controversy and in fact, will get mad if you remove him because of his "legacy" as Yooka-Laylee proved. It's a treat to watch them seethe as he continues to be successful.
 
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Well other than the obvious that Justin Roiland himself is unstable and as such there's no real good read on him, the particular reason he probably had JonTron on his commercial is that he's friends with PsychicPebbles who is friends with JonTron. That coupled with the fact JonTron consistently gets millions of views to the point he can buy $2000 gnomes on mere whim... yeah.

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This bitch, though, is fucking hilarious to me. Kotaku is actively ridiculed by Oney and Zach (PsychicPebbles) so I'd be very surprised if Justin gives a damn about what Kotaku thinks. Again, though, he's pretty unstable so he might. Should be fun to watch either way. I await the episode of Rick and Morty where Rick blows up a video game website's office because they wouldn't suck his dick for coverage.
 
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These tards are insufferable

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Whenever I ask what makes Jon a Nazi I don't get a straight answer. The closest is his apparent association with some right wing loon I've never heard of, but even that brings up the five degrees of seperation thing. Not a good argument in an industry that rallied behind known domestic abuser and rapist Zoe Quinn.

SJWs have made it really clear why "proof or it didn't happen" is the only answer to ridiculous, bullshit allegations that anyone is a Nazi, a rapist, or anything at all, really. Anyone who makes accusations and can't back them up should be considered an idiot and ostracized by society, or sued if they actually try to take irl action based on their idiotic shit.
 
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Do you know what is inside JonTrons head? Has he built a shrine for AOC yet?

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These are above, but I just had to post them again. Get supporting AOC or you are a Nazi everyone.

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But our narrative! Everyone we don't like is a Nazi!

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A bearded "woman" is the representation we've been waiting for!

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Uh-oh, they're onto us. "Women" with beards are bad news now.

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Wait a minute....

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We have the confirmation we've been waiting for. Yes, women can have beards!

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"Those fucking whites, how do they keep getting away with it?"
 
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A bearded "woman" is the representation we've been waiting for!

Well, Ladiva (or Fastiva in Japanese) is kinda a vague case. If you look up some Ladiva artwork or video, some of Ladiva's poses and manner are quite girly. In Japanese audio, Ladiva uses 'atashi' which is a feminine first pronoun for 'I' in English. In game mechanic, Ladiva's gender is considered neither male or female.
Then again, in Japanese media, they sometimes portray muscular and macho-look men are effeminate gay men. For example Puri Puri Prisoner in One Punch Man, Chosen and Himiko in Koihime (you probably don't wanna google the last two, but they are gender bend version of fictional Chinese female characters).
 
Trover Saves the Universe has been on my radar since listening to that 8-hour podcast Roiland did on H3 with Ethan Klein last Christmas '18. It sounded pretty well thought-out in design just from his drunken, tired ramblings with some secret zoo level. I'm glad these pearl-clutchers are avoiding it over mere advertising, so they don't impact any last-minute changes to the game itself(as opposed to YL). It's really funny to see them stumble over themselves to find some hidden nazi ideology in Harmon or Roiland's past too, they couldn't be more lefty if they tried. Harmon's thread here has links to his rants about punching nazis for 5 minutes straight screaming to a podcast audience & Roiland's made enough references to dunking on Hitler in Rick & Morty that it should be beyond reproach; just more proof these animals spend more time posting on forums than consuming the actual media they claim to love.
 
Whenever I ask what makes Jon a Nazi I don't get a straight answer. The closest is his apparent association with some right wing loon I've never heard of, but even that brings up the five degrees of seperation thing. Not a good argument in an industry that rallied behind known domestic abuser and rapist Zoe Quinn.
Jon had the gall to say that maybe you shouldn't call white people racist if they don't like the idea of becoming a minority due to mass immigration into their country. Even poorly explained (which Jon admitted it was numerous times afterwards) anyone with a brain between their ears knew the broader point he was getting at but these are REEtards we're talking about and all they heard is that Jon wanted to pick up where Hitler left off.

Really though I think their obsession with him comes simply down to being sore losers. They spent months screeching about Jon trying to get him erased from the internet but what happened instead is that he released the original flex tape video and it went viral. Not only do they have to deal with the fact no one really gives a shit about their screaming but also that Jon probably made some decent cash from that one video alone at a time they were trying to make the man homeless.
 
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Yikes, this looks like a mod who doesn't agree women can have beards. Very problematic.

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Yes, you need to be re-educated asap, or be banned for transphobia. Like the topic starter should be banned for transphobia. Women do not have beards.

It's funny how "Everyone is a woman if they say they are a woman", yet Resetera is now suggesting a woman with muscles, a beard and a penis bulge is transphobia 🤔
 
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